Surprise about DayleJ

[Nick Hyral]

Everyone this is my 1,000 post! And for such a grand occassion Cid and I think its time we reveal something to you about the respectable DayleJ.

Recently at the Zoo Dayle had been spotted around the gorilla cage. The two care takers on duty had reported hearing an unearthly mating sound coming from the cage. As they approached the Gorrilla's home Dayle jumped out of the cage naked and proceeded to run from the care takers. When finally caught Dayle had been asked why he had done it.. His only reply was "I needed to find something bigger than a horse"

Sorry Dayle but your secret is out.. wait until my 2,000 post for more information on some of your well thought of c/d members.

[<~Darkshadow~>]

lol......................that's just nasty...............is it true?

[Cid Highwind]

hehe DayleJ :O
your secret is out.....
Just when u gained respect from most members tsk tsk

What happened to the gorilla anyway? I thought I saw an animal recue car coming from down the street lol

[Nick Hyral]

Sadly but surely.. yes its true.. that poor Gorilla... we thought he suffered enough from Dayle's first assualt.. but Dayle couldn't get enough and came back... But thats a tale that has to wait. Wait until my 2,000th post.

[<~Darkshadow~>]

PLease spare us the details

[Stryker82]

Augh, Dayle!

I remember the newspaper about that incident.. They described the fleeing suspect as a hairy British man, but it nevr clued i to me that it was you...:P

:lmao:

[Anubis]

hahaha!!! lmao! funny funny! oh Dayle, just so funny how good ppl can go mad...lol

congrads Nick!:tup:

[Nick Hyral]

Yes... you truely have traumatized the people of this world Dayle... Why won't you leave that Gorilla alone? I mean you figure once would be enough... but 4 assualts on the same gorilla?!

[Half-White]

That's not all that funny.... and I don't believe it either..

[banzaii.02]

cheer up man!! its hilarious. i did the same thing!!!



----wind whistles past as bell rings in distance. silence---

no. just joking. it is funny though. cant wait for 2000

[cHilli]

I always knew there was something up when he would stop talking to me on MSN when I mentioned gorillas.

[mlj2k]

hye, what happened to that elephant i heard about aswell... im sure it was the same incident!

hey, maybe thats why Bristol Zoo is closing down... tut...

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by Matrix
I always knew there was something up when he would stop talking to me on MSN when I mentioned gorillas.

LMFAO!!!!

Yeah he did that. when u mention gorillas he seems to get lost in his thoughts with a big smile on his face

[Oddball]

DayleJ has lost it, that hairy British monkey needs a tranquilizer! lol:lmao: :lmao:

[DayleJ]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? :mad: :confused:

ok, square a few things up,

1) the moaning sound was I having fun with myself round the back where the baby gorillas r kept,

2) i was naked, i was not wearing a skin coloured cat suit with hair on it (i am' mammal', my name in the film and thats my costume),not for a role in the new up coming movie batman, robin and the others, they r filming it at the local zoo, thats not why i was there

3) the reason i did not run was because cid enterd the caged naked himself, so obviously i didnt run, and thatis where more moaning could b heard as nick joined him

4) my only reply "I needed to find something bigger than a horse" was because a gorill would look more ***ier in the film than a wimpy little horse

and u forgot to mention that when the scene was revisited they looked in the gorilla cage and found two caretakers tied up naked, with a exhausted cid + nick lying there asleep on the gorilla, not forgetting myself, which was also asleep and looking pretty tired...

there we go the true facts.
:rolledeye

[mlj2k]

erm... ok... *no response*;)

[Asheron]

Well glad we got that cleard up but i did here a story about a lioness and u explain that

[DayleJ]

Originally posted by Asheron
Well glad we got that cleard up but i did here a story about a lioness and u explain that

ow yes, same zoo but next day, cid + nick wanted to try a different zoo animal each day so they went to the lions section, but as they appraoched the lioness it sorta cut down there trouser snakes so now cid + nick only go to the aquarium now...for small fish

[Nick Hyral]

Whoa, O.O don't start dragging me into Cid's wild adventures in the Lioness cage. I won't deny that this happened Dayle lol But I'll have to get the convo where we discussed our behaviour I'm not quite sure what we did, i forgot, yeah something along those lines i agree lol.

[Cid Highwind]

erm sorry DayleJ,

That thing with the 2 caretakers was u, u just tried to turn things around.

The TRUE facts:

1. DayleJ DID hav fun with the gorilla, he wasn't in a movie,

2. He......had fun with the caretakers so they wouldn't say a thing about him and the gorilla.

3. The moaning was Nick, but that was because he saw DayleJ and the Gorilla getting it on so Nick just moaned for pleasure

4. I wasn't in it!!!! How could I be there if I was doing an action movie in Australia with Forsaken while the Zoo was in Great Britain where DayleJ and Nick....had fun.

there we go truth is out!

[DayleJ]

Originally posted by Cid Highwind
erm sorry DayleJ,

That thing with the 2 caretakers ok fair enough was me, i just tried to turn things around.

The TRUE facts:

1. DayleJ DIDN'T hav fun with the gorilla, he was in a movie, sorry it was me

2. I......had fun with the caretakers so they wouldn't say a thing about me and the gorilla.

3. The moaning was Nick, but that was because he saw me and the Gorilla getting it on so Nick just moaned for pleasure

4. I was in it. How can DayleJ be there if he was doing an action movie in Australia with Forsaken while the Zoo was in Great Britain where I and Nick....had fun.

there we go truth is out, and i'm not ashamed nick and i had fun!!!

well at least u came clean

[Cid Highwind]

Don't edit my posts and qoute ur lie and editted version of it u moof :rolleyes:

[Nick Hyral]

wtf? I live in the US you crazy Dutchy... I was at home trying to refrain from killing myself as this gruesome story came to me...

[Cid Highwind]

U went on vacation 2 Britain, then u went 2 the Zoo and saw the action going on so u kept looking and started to moan cauz it turned u on

[Nick Hyral]

No Cid.. just admit the action movie you were in was a **** flick. You know you were in it with Dayle... and Dayle had to edit your post absolving himself from all crime against that poor Gorilla.

[[N]eto]

Erm, at least I wasn't part of this story... though, I was there when it happened (no, I saw, I didn't take any part in it). :eek:

Ahem, congrats, Nick...

[Shadowfax]

Now I be confused. Doth this be true? This be confusing every moment.

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by DayleJ
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? :mad: :confused:

ok, square a few things up,

1) the moaning sound was I having fun with myself round the back where the baby gorillas r kept,

2) i was naked, i was not wearing a skin coloured cat suit with hair on it (i am' mammal', my name in the film and thats my costume),not for a role in the new up coming movie batman, robin and the others, they r filming it at the local zoo, thats not why i was there

3) the reason i did not run was because cid enterd the caged naked himself, so obviously i didnt run, and thatis where more moaning could b heard as nick joined him

4) my only reply "I needed to find something bigger than a horse" was because a gorill would look more ***ier in the film than a wimpy little horse

and u forgot to mention that when the scene was revisited they looked in the gorilla cage and found two caretakers tied up naked, with a exhausted cid + nick lying there asleep on the gorilla, not forgetting myself, which was also asleep and looking pretty tired...

there we go the true facts.
:rolledeye

See!! He admits!!

Although the things he said bout me were false u know, cauz of me being in Australia for an action movie with Forsaken,

It's good that u told the truth DayleJ

[Nick Hyral]

O.O Don't pull me into this darn it >.< I didn't do anything. It was all Cid and DayleJ. Ask Neto! I didn't do anything wrong. I am just an innocent bystander in all this!:cry:

[Knux13]

Dayle had fun with a gorilla, security people scare me now... You got into the paper, good job:lmao:

[Anubis]

hmm..so thats who was at the zoo that one time.......
welll i see, now i know the 'true' facts.....hmm...wellll i didnt quite see everything but i saw someone there in the cage........hmmm....lmao! know thats who!:rolleyes:

[[N]eto]

Anubis... you were there? :rolleyes:

New information: Anubis is a witness, or an accomplise?

[Half-White]

Dern it... this just isn't that funny:P

[Cid Highwind]

@Nick: Don't be so innocent! It was you who moaned next to the cage, I am the one who's innocent. I was doing a movie in aussie!

@Anubis: Yes! I saw u there as well.....u loved DayleJ that much that u wanted to experience everything that he expierenced so u went with him in that cage......the rest doesn't need to be said lol

[Nick Hyral]

O.o Anubis too?! And new info. Halfy here doesn't find it funny because he to was raped by DayleJ!

[Forsaken]

:lmao: nutters

[DayleJ]

blatent lies,

for the ones confused: cid and nick had a ***ual encounter with a gorilla, i said that i would post that up on C/D, though i wasn't! but they decided to make out it was me in case i did say anything...

[Gavo]

wit?:rolledeye

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by DayleJ
blatent lies,

for the ones confused: cid and nick had a ***ual encounter with a gorilla, i said that i would post that up on C/D, though i wasn't! but they decided to make out it was me in case i did say anything...

ROFL! Liar!

I brought up the gorilla story in our Chat on MSN, and u knew it was the truth

[[N]eto]

I'm a witness, I was in that chat. Dayle is not guilty!

[Nick Hyral]

I was a witness too.. actually so was Mlj2k he knows the truth too! Dayle isn't the gorilla rapist cid was all along, not me though just cid :P

[Cid Highwind]

Neto: Not guilty??
He was guilty!!


@Nick: Ur just jealous cauz u were in it but didn't get enough attention

[DayleJ]

hahaha, nick turned on you cid, where is the loyalty...i guess its all out now, u gorilla rapist...

[Cid Highwind]

haha no i'm not worried about lies..

I mea, I know it was you, the first time it got typed out (*COUGH* by me *COUGH*) and it was a fact that u raped the gorilla

[DayleJ]

yeah yeah, 3 versus 1, your Guilty Cid even nick has come out of it, and even neto who didn't need to...

you Gorilla rapist

lmao :P

[Cid Highwind]

Look, if I was the rapist I would've done every trick to make me look innocent,

And....who did that? u DayleJ. Edditting other people's posts, blaming other people, etc. We know it's u

there's no one else who was so low to edit other people's posts now was there?

[DayleJ]

i didn't edit ur posts, if i did it would display underneath

'Last edited by DayleJ on such and such a date'

So your still keeping up with the lies then Cid, getting desperate are we??

Guilty Gorilla Rapist

Cid = GGR

:P rofl

[Cid Highwind]

ahahhaaha
We all know it was you who editted posts, u just don't see that under it. Cauz ur security and that sucks lol

[Asheron]

Originally posted by Neto
Erm, at least I wasn't part of this story... though, I was there when it happened (no, I saw, I didn't take any part in it). :eek:

Ahem, congrats, Nick...

Dude i so went to that zoo and saw u with the baby elephant

[Nick Hyral]

Dude.. Asheron don't waste that story just yet. Wait until you hit the 1,000th post mark.