Hilarious moments. (Post 'em here)

[Omega]

This is where you post hilarious moments you've had before. Me:

During Spanish class (we were reviewing gender) we were reading aloud. "Some words are male, or masculine --" The teacher interupted, saying, "This is a common mistake. Words only have gender. Words do not have ***." Everyone starts laughing, "I mean, words do not have private parts. Only humans do." The lesson continues on as normal, with some snickering every now and then.

Have you ever had a moment like this? Post it if you have.

[TheKing11]

Once I fell asleep while I was eating lunch. When I woke up I had Mashed Potatoes all over my face lol!

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

hehe, today in transportation tech class some of us and our teacher mr skippen went down to the staff room and took the techers cake, and our whole class ate it, it was awesome! lol, we had to sneak around the hall in school with a big pan of cake...
well k , maybe that is not very funny, but I am just hyper cuz of all the sugar,a nd thought it was funny! hahaha

[SPARTAN VI]

this happened at crist eve me and my m8 were out and my m8 had a bit to much to drink and he thoght streaking was in so he decided to streak i had to haul the fool home can u imagin hauling a dude whos nude not nice i will tell ya

[Gou Shi]

the other day i got my frend to say "I like beef in my taco" and we went around the whole school telling everyone and he still doesnt get it

[SPARTAN VI]

Originally posted by BHD Gamer
the other day i got my frend to say "I like beef in my taco" and we went around the whole school telling everyone and he still doesnt get it
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
i dont get iti dont get it

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

today I didn't go to my biology class because my teacher is a M00F....me and my friend Kayla were standing in the hall with juice and some chips and he was all like,"you cannot come to class with food or drinks, it is very toxic" LMAO, how dumb is that?! lol...then he said when you are done ur drinks and food you can come into class, well I just finished my drink...ooops, and that class is now over, haha! I guess you just had to be there, it really was funny!:lmao:

[Saphire Ice]

one of my friends pulled down my other friends pants
in class it was so funny:lmao: lol

[Kiwi Dude]

I pulled my pants down.....:lmao:
Itz amazing what people will do for a good laugh :ganja:

[SPARTAN VI]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: thats is sooooooooooooo funey hehe hears another one during pe some girls pants and bra was thrown out this was like l8 at night no1 els was there it was a girl that ever1 knows i have a crush on and well shes ma girlfreind now well u had to have been thier but hay am not a loner any more yahoooo am not single

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

NUGGETS!!!!!!!!
haha, omg, last night me and Kayla went downstairs in chucks house (at his party) and there was a bag of onions and on it it said NUGGETS, so we ripped out that word with a screwdriver! IT WAS SO FUNNY!

ooo, and yesterday we went down to JB's and one of the teachers was walking into the place and we were kinda skipping i guess you could say, so about 30 of us or more ran into the bathroom to hide! There were like 5 ppl in each stall! it was awesome! lol, then we all piled out of the bathroom, we thought we were gonna get in ****, but really, the teacher only went down there to order a pizza! THIS THE SH*T!!!lol ahahah

[Kiwi Dude]

..all gurlz?
Cause it'd be more funny if guys had to squash in with gurlz ahahahaha

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

lol, yeah girls in one bathroom, guys in another!

K, last night well early this morning I was on msn talking to Josh and I was really really really really drunk! I don't think that I even knew what I was saying, n-e ways I ended up passing out while on msn! lol,,,, then I woke up this morning and my msn was still on.....hahaah

[Kiwi Dude]

Ahahahah just to shame her out a lil more...I have a copy of the convo if anyone wants to see :P

Mmmm I don't have many funny things now......

[Omega]

show me...

[Pixels]

and me!

Hehe,

Once in maths we were all shout 'BONG', then the teacher said 'stop shouting that your doing my head in!' And i just happened to not hear her and i shouted BONG when the class was silent, it was really funny!:lmao:

Oh and

I tricked this new teacher into belienving that i couldn't read...:rolleyes:

I did a jackass the other day, i decided to try and jump a wall but kind of miss at my leg caught it and i flipped upside down and landed on my ass.... it hurt....:lmao:

[Omega]

I however, just tricked my sub into thinking I was an absent kid. (this kid was absent and i took his name) I took something I did (we work on it earlier) and said that the covers got switched up. Then, I was evil and now the absent kid got in huge trouble. IT WAS HILARIOUS!

[<~Darkshadow~>]

That's Hilarious!!!!!!

One time I was in an elevator in a hotel in Cincinnati.....and I was the only one on it.....then other people got on.....a lot of people.....but b4 they did I sat in the corner all curled up and said...."My Preciousssssss.........So beautiful.........Preciousssssssssssss....." like Gollum from LOTR and they got right back off.....they waited for the next elevator.....it was fun....


Then another time I was at the mall....and it was really crowded......so I went to the escalator....and I started screaming, "MY SHOELACES OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! MY SHOELACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then I got kicked out.....it was hilarious....

[SSXtricky]

ya Josh post the MSN with Sam being drunk!

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

This the sh* t!! haha, here is the convo! kk, as u can tell i was pretty drunk, i passed out in the middle of the convo! lol

[<~Darkshadow~>]

lol..........that's pretty funny

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

I know eh! that was pretty funny, omg, I can't believe how dumb I sounded ! haha..it was a good night...lol

[Kiwi Dude]

ahahaha she beat me to it....ahwell lol

Hmm get drunk again Sam :P

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

oooh, i will! lmao.....:beer:

[<~Darkshadow~>]

Call me when you do.....;)


















lol.......................jk:ganja:

[Psych]

Originally posted by ~*BeAuTiFuL*~
today I didn't go to my biology class because my teacher is a M00F....me and my friend Kayla were standing in the hall with juice and some chips and he was all like,"you cannot come to class with food or drinks, it is very toxic" LMAO, how dumb is that?! lol...then he said when you are done ur drinks and food you can come into class, well I just finished my drink...ooops, and that class is now over, haha! I guess you just had to be there, it really was funny!:lmao:
dudette its science class ...its not a funny story he has a point there is chemicals on all the tables and stuff ...

[chris999444]

Maybe... but theres a funny side to everything.

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

I must have been messed when i osted that on about science class...lol...it doesn seem very funny now..lol

[chris999444]

Sometimes things are only funny or scary or whatever, at around the time that it happened.

[Psych]

i remember one time someone said something about same i told her and she went and
b|tched him out it was hilarious

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

haha! ya kev that was awesome, u r talking about smokey right,.....haha, then i told him to go suck a ****!lol