build on story

[Gou Shi]

one day matrix entered the trash................

:P

[Laguna Loire]

Ah, I see you have taken the liberty of creating our beloved Build On Story. Lol. Anyhoo...

...And took out a banana peel. Then, he stole a garbage truck and...

[Killirbob.Exe]

ate all of its contents then.....

[Laguna Loire]

...A TurdMonkey came and told Matrix off for eating the garbage because the Monkey wanted the garbage! Then...

[Gou Shi]

the monkey ate some garbage which made him..........

[Laguna Loire]

SUPERMONKEY! DEFENDER OF ALL TURDMONKEYS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE! SuperMonkey set off to defend some TurdMonkeys when suddenly....

[Gou Shi]

he died...........

[Killirbob.Exe]

and fell ontop of matrix crushing him flatter then a peice of paper....

[Hylian Swordsman]

...then Turdmonkeys around the world came to...

[Killirbob.Exe]

see who was farting so loud and it was.....

[Laguna Loire]

Omnicide going on a farting spree! Then, SuperMonkey was ressurected. But....

[Hylian Swordsman]

...he died... again...

[Killirbob.Exe]

and was reressurected ...... again

[Laguna Loire]

Then, SuperMonkey went insane because of all the ressurections and deaths he had been through. SuperMonkey grabbed a TurdMonkey and.........

[Killirbob.Exe]

eat it then he died ...again....

[Hylian Swordsman]

...then the turdmonkeys followed his example and...

[Killirbob.Exe]

died by eating eachother ......

[Laguna Loire]

...Then, Dayle came in and ate a...whale? Yes, that'll do. So Dayle ate a whale. Then...

[Killirbob.Exe]

he ate an elephant to top it off...

[Gou Shi]

and got elphanditis in his left nipple................(i believe elephantitis makes wierd growth that make body parts huge and wierd shaped.......anyways lol)

[Laguna Loire]

...So, Dayle thought he could live with the elphanditis and didn't need to see a doctor.
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2 DAYS LATER
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Dayle's elphanditis was out of control so he....

[Killirbob.Exe]

with the enlarged nipple he got tired faster and could not walk.........

[Laguna Loire]

And had to crawl his way to...

[Hylian Swordsman]

...his phone where he...

[Skeleton Lord]

....found matrixes crushed body but thought it was.....

[Laguna Loire]

A turdmonkeys crushed body which had.....

[Skeleton Lord]

....poop on it....

[Gou Shi]

from gamerboy.........(i told him not to fart so much)

[Laguna Loire]

Then, a computer nerd came along and...

[Skeleton Lord]

ate all of the poop....

[Laguna Loire]

Because he thought it was....

[Skeleton Lord]

a candy bar pile.....

[Laguna Loire]

Which was contaminated with......

[Skeleton Lord]

Man Eating Worms........

[Laguna Loire]

...Which sometimes liked to....

[Skeleton Lord]

eat dogs.....

[Laguna Loire]

Which liked to eat Turdmonkeys and........

[Skeleton Lord]

other worms.......

[Laguna Loire]

These worms were somehow infested with.........

[Skeleton Lord]

with really small worm eating worms.......

[Laguna Loire]

...Then, Dayle came across one of these worms and said.......

[Skeleton Lord]

kill it kill it!!!!!.......

[Laguna Loire]

Dayle then killed the worm. Shortly after this, Dayle got bored. Dayle decided to set off on a sacred journey to TurdMonkeyVille to find the "Elder TurdMonkey" as Dayle needed advice on what to do if he had a spasm. So Dayle set off on his journey when suddenly.....

[Skeleton Lord]

a turd gorilla jumped out and ate his arm....

[Laguna Loire]

But then, Dayle pulled out a chain saw with his remaining arm and slaughtered the TurdGorilla. Dayle continued his journey......

[Skeleton Lord]

.....soon dayle said look whats in the sky it is a bird its a plane no no wait it is just.......

[Laguna Loire]

...Matrix with his brand new jetpack. Dayle waved to Matrix, but Dayle distracted Matrix from his flying and then Matrix hit a chestnut tree. Matrix said.....

[Skeleton Lord]

Poop On You Icrashed And Burned My Jet Pack Is Ruined......

[~Felly~]

but then Matrix fixes it...

[Skeleton Lord]

then he takes off again and hits a dirty.....

[Laguna Loire]

Coconut tree which was infested with.......

[chris999444]

Centipedes! The centipedes formed ranks and....

[Laguna Loire]

Became a huge centipede army! These centipedes took over 2 worlds. TurdWorld. And MonkeyWorld. Then they tried to take over TurdMonkey world. They did battle with the TurdMonkeys there when suddenly....

[Gou Shi]

they all turned into peace loving hippies and went off to smoke weed together while walking over the rainbows.........................................................

[~Felly~]

then everybody started smoking weed and the they started kicking each others a$$es then they all went to sleep but.................

[Laguna Loire]

Then, the TurdMonkeys decided to give up weed and go back onto Turd. So the Centepedes smoked weed and the TurdMonkeys smoked Turd and everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END.

Someone start a new story. :P

[Gou Shi]

one Shadow Stalker ate a taco then all of a sudden........

[SaveMySoul]

Then, the TurdMonkeys decided to give up weed and go back onto Turd. So the Centepedes smoked weed and the TurdMonkeys smoked Turd and everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END.

Someone start a new story. :P


(you cant end it)


......he realised that he was eating a crap in a nan bread!

[Laguna Loire]

(You can try and end it! I tried and succeded! Yay for me! :P)

Shadow spat all this crap out and went to the taco company and said....

[SaveMySoul]

'what is this ****?'
and they replied:
'****'

[Laguna Loire]

Shadow replied "Oh, alrighty then." and walked out of taco company's building. Then, he thought, "Wait a minute, they should be serving me tacos not sh*t!" Shadow walked back into the taco company's building and said.....

[Jonathan]

I don't want sh/t! I want sperm with my taco! They replied with...

[Laguna Loire]

..."Well sir, that'll take a little longer. See we gotta go back to the sperm bank because people are to embaressed to masturbate..." Shadow replied with...

[SaveMySoul]

*huh why the hell did i say sperm, i ment vagina juices* then the taco company said....

[Laguna Loire]

"Sir, why do you want all these freaky things in your taco anyway? If you ask for something like this again, we're going to call the CATA (Company Against Taco Abuse)." Shadow replied with.......

[SaveMySoul]

*is it too much trouble to extract these things?* They replied......

[Laguna Loire]

"Yes...Yes it is." Shadow replied with.......

[SaveMySoul]

*Well i will sew because your slogan is 'any toppings you can think of'* and they replied.......

[Laguna Loire]

"You do that. So long as you just bugger off from our restaurant." Shadow said.....

[SaveMySoul]

*F*** U* and he pulled out a vacume cleaner, turned it on and used it on a man and women, emtied it and put the contents onto his taco then......

[Laguna Loire]

he ate it and said, "Mmmm. Best taco I ever tasted! I guess I won't be suing then." They replied with........