Laguna Loire
12-19-2004, 01:10 PM
The questions to find out who you are? Don't get it? You'll see...
1. You are having an arguement with someone. The person you are arguing with keeps getting all the good comebacks. Your turn to say something back. What do you do?
A: Shout 'Screw you!', punch who you're arguing with in the face, push the person over, stamp on him/her and run away.
B: Try to think of a witty comeback.
C: Admit to defeat and end the arguement.
2. You're walking down a street. You walk past an alley and you see someone getting mugged. What do you do?
A: Help the muggers, hoping to get a slice of the cash.
B: Help fight off the muggers.
C: Ignore it.
3. Your lifelong enemy has just died. His funeral is tomorrow and you've been invited. What do you do?
A: Go to the funeral but make a scene and destroy the coffin.
B: Go to the funeral and pay your respects.
C: Don't go.
4. Your best friend has been arrested for taking drugs. The police take you in for questioning to see if you knew about it. You knew that he was doing drugs. When the cops take you in, what do you do?
A: When the cops try to take you, you resist and try to kill them.
B: Lie.
C: Answer all the questions truthfully, hoping that you don't get locked up along with your friend.
5. Final question. If you had to choose one of these occupations, which would you choose?
A: Hitman.
B: Freedom Fighter
C: A desk job for any company.
Mostly A's: Diagnosis - Schizophrenia. Definition: You find yourself unable to make any rational decisions. If someone gets in your way, you resort to violence. You lead a life of ignorance, pain and possibly death. Summary: You're a stone cold person. It's likely that you have hardly any friends at all, and you have absolutly tons of enemies. Your life's going down the drain if you keep this up.
Mostly B's: Diagnosis: You are the kind of person who sticks up for yourself and the little guy. You don't let yourself get pushed around, and you don't let others get pushed around either. At times, you have resort to violence, but in most cases you try to talk it out. Summary: Well done. You have a balenced personality.
Mostly C's: Diagnosis: You are the kind of person who likes to stay out of things. You're invisible. Nobody notices you, therefore you don't notice them. You're in your own world. If someone else dies, it's not your problem. You just look out for yourself all the time. Summary: You're selfish, but your life isn't in ruins so you're doing ok. You could be a better person however.
I got mostly B's, surprisingly. Can you believe I thought of all this myself? :eek:
1. You are having an arguement with someone. The person you are arguing with keeps getting all the good comebacks. Your turn to say something back. What do you do?
A: Shout 'Screw you!', punch who you're arguing with in the face, push the person over, stamp on him/her and run away.
B: Try to think of a witty comeback.
C: Admit to defeat and end the arguement.
2. You're walking down a street. You walk past an alley and you see someone getting mugged. What do you do?
A: Help the muggers, hoping to get a slice of the cash.
B: Help fight off the muggers.
C: Ignore it.
3. Your lifelong enemy has just died. His funeral is tomorrow and you've been invited. What do you do?
A: Go to the funeral but make a scene and destroy the coffin.
B: Go to the funeral and pay your respects.
C: Don't go.
4. Your best friend has been arrested for taking drugs. The police take you in for questioning to see if you knew about it. You knew that he was doing drugs. When the cops take you in, what do you do?
A: When the cops try to take you, you resist and try to kill them.
B: Lie.
C: Answer all the questions truthfully, hoping that you don't get locked up along with your friend.
5. Final question. If you had to choose one of these occupations, which would you choose?
A: Hitman.
B: Freedom Fighter
C: A desk job for any company.
Mostly A's: Diagnosis - Schizophrenia. Definition: You find yourself unable to make any rational decisions. If someone gets in your way, you resort to violence. You lead a life of ignorance, pain and possibly death. Summary: You're a stone cold person. It's likely that you have hardly any friends at all, and you have absolutly tons of enemies. Your life's going down the drain if you keep this up.
Mostly B's: Diagnosis: You are the kind of person who sticks up for yourself and the little guy. You don't let yourself get pushed around, and you don't let others get pushed around either. At times, you have resort to violence, but in most cases you try to talk it out. Summary: Well done. You have a balenced personality.
Mostly C's: Diagnosis: You are the kind of person who likes to stay out of things. You're invisible. Nobody notices you, therefore you don't notice them. You're in your own world. If someone else dies, it's not your problem. You just look out for yourself all the time. Summary: You're selfish, but your life isn't in ruins so you're doing ok. You could be a better person however.
I got mostly B's, surprisingly. Can you believe I thought of all this myself? :eek: