Worst way to die

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

attempting suicide, but you forget to take of your jacket so it gets stuck on a flagpole which rips off your arms and then you fall and hit a trampoline. Then you fall and your legs break and then fall off. Then the firemen try to rescue you because your back on the flagpole, but then your spine breaks. After all this, you are somehow alive. they give you fake body parts with robotic stuf. then five years later you spontaneously combust. such a happy ending, isnt it?

[Invader_gir]

robotic body parts?.. the five years would be worth it.. i'd go around slapping people with my robotic arm XD

[Nova]

What if you were swimming in the sea and stung badly bya jellyfish and becmae paralyzed. You would then float out to sea with fish and other things taking bites out of you and then a shark coming and ripping off you arms and legs. There is hope though, you see land about 2 miles in. About 1/2 a mile in you get run over by a shiop and if you were alive after that you were then chopped up by the proppellers then went flying into a mcdonalds restaraunt and served as a burger.

[Forte.Exe]

^ thats a bad way but i can make it worse, being served at wendys.

the worst way to die is slowly...like suuficating in a pile of elephant puddling, being crushed at the same time

[Brown Bear]

Hanging off a 1000 ft cliff by a bungee cord around your legs, with no food, piranas snapping at your head, all blood rushing to your head, have to go to bathroom upside-down, with airsoft guns and paintball guns shooting you rapidly,arms are bothe broken, swinging back and forth against cliff, multiple leaves shooting at u, giving u papercuts, and having a fire slowly gouging out your eyes, so soon u don't know what is happening because u are blind. All at the same time

[Forte.Exe]

you'll be dead before your blind :P

[Nova]

The worst way to die is............i mean the dummest way to die is to choke to death on air

[Brown Bear]

you'll be dead before your blind :P

True, but it is still very painful. :D

[~Felly~]

Crying and someone comes up and stabs you. Weird, but funny.

[Invader_gir]

True, but it is still very painful. :D
how would you know? could be rather pleasent..

you're an IMPOSTER! you silly sod.

hmm.. having an airconditioner fall and crush you while youre sleeping would suck..

[~Felly~]

Having someone stab you in Invy's non-existant underground bunker. ^_^

[Invader_gir]

it will exist >=I
and just for that crack you cant come >=l

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

can i still come? :(

Falling off a cliff, only to hit the bottom and fly through it. Then you fall into the core of the Earth, but fly through that. Then you wonder why your having De Je Vu...and then you remember that your a ghost and that you died by a random act of the universe

[~Felly~]

^ No you can't! *evil laugh, then normal laugh*

Anyways, getting killed in a dream, then dieing in reality... 'Tis very weird..

[Flamefist95]

someone chasing you in the dark outside, then u trip and they kill u.......freaky

[Hatchet Warrior]

*big time revive*
k, im not too much of a thinknig mood right now so ill put something simple for now

drowning in your own blood

[RJ Cunningham]

slowly deteriorating away in a pool of acid

[HRBEK]

Yeah, that wouldn't be a particularly pleasant death. Starving to death would be agony as well...

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[Hatchet Warrior]

gangrene

[Some1]

Haveing you Limbs cut off then haveing yur hair set on fire.

[Hatchet Warrior]

chinese torture

[Some1]

Korean.

[Magoseong]

Korean.

...?

The worst way to die is dying unprepared.

[Some1]

Korean Torture is what I mean't.

[sonic_gabriel50]

be crushed be an giant pile of junk. :eek:

[Jack]

Being shot five times, set on fire, thrown into a flammable substance, shot again, stabbed 10 times, thrown into a meat shredder, then having the bits left fed to a hungry Tiger.

^_^

[Radaghast4]

Heh, I'm not really sure what the WORST way to die is, but I think the COOLEST way to die would be by spontaneous combustion in the back seat of a packed inner city bus.

[Magoseong]

Being raped by a succubus (incubus for women), dying by ejaculation. Hmm.. to some who are desperate, this might actually be the best way to die.

[Radaghast4]

HAHA!

ooh, drowning in an out-house, that would be terrible

[Upgrademaster]

Death by lethal inocculation--
It may hurt you, but you can't do anything about it because of paralyzing crud in the drugs and all that.

[Flamefist95]

...umm...watching a ballet at your school, then falling a sleep and never waking up...wait that happened to me already....:mad:

[Radaghast4]

many deep, stinging paper cuts over your entire body, util you bleed to death.

[Deadpool]

Dying from the cold dead hands of Jason Voorhese.

[Hatchet Warrior]

*major revival*

floating endlessly in space