virus -- an email i got

[Invader_gir]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's and DVD's you attempt to play. It *will* program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

[inter]

people r really bored these days to make up such crap

[Invader_gir]

lol yeah XD

*cheaks computer for virus'* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/invader_gir/avy/icon_eek.gif

[The Driver]

How Can It Erase All The Stuff Within 20 Feet Or Your Pc

[Invader_gir]

...

its a joke >_O

[The Driver]

Yeah But Seriously Is There I Virus Going Around

[inter]

there's always a virus going around

[Invader_gir]

i just cleared my computer the other day and i had 337 viruses on it... nowonder it was ****

[Laguna Loire]

My computer's always got a virus of some sort on it...You get used to it. :P God, I seriously despise chain letters...I always send them back to the person who sent them me and tell them to p!ss off.

[Invader_gir]

My computer's always got a virus of some sort on it...You get used to it. :P God, I seriously despise chain letters...I always send them back to the person who sent them me and tell them to p!ss off.
i just block them

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

actually..... what invader said actually happened at my x\school except the part about the leg comin off and the person next to you igniting.

[Laguna Loire]

^ Really? Well that must've been fun for him eh?

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

well not the disk thing and all that, but it did wipe the hardrive clean and the computer ignited. i got to skip computer class thanks to that :D

[Invader_gir]

at college weve had a few computers explode...
i plan to explode them all >=)
with enough reserch on how to do that too, i know how ^_^

[Laguna Loire]

Haha, exploding computers...

"Miss, this computer keeps saying there's an error and it'll self-destruct in 10 seconds. Is this a joke?" asked the student.
"Oh, stop fooling around you silly little boy." replied the teacher.
"No, I'm not kidding it-"
BOOM!
"...****." muttered the teacher.

[inter]

lol. The comps at ma school dont explode :mad: They are a;ways crashing though.

[wil]

I had a virus on my yesterday that made me reload the computer with the factory disc and I lost everything:(

[Laguna Loire]

lol. The comps at ma school dont explode :mad: They are always crashing though.

Yeah, the computers at our school are always crashing too...Pieces of crap, computers really. Sure, they've got some of the most advanced technology in the world, but they've all got some sort of flaw...Sort of like human disease treatments. We can treat some of the most awful diseases today, yet a cure for the common cold has not been discovered...

[Invader_gir]

actually it has, just the common cold isnt so common since there are many different types of it, but they are all similar...
our bodies only have had one type of cold but many of the different types so that we keep getting the 'same' one that isnt actually the same >:I
thus why there isnt a cure for it
the only way to cure it is to have the cold. then you will never get that one again

...

i cant believe i actually payed attention in that class =/

[Laguna Loire]

Yeah, that's what our science teacher told us I think. The reason there is no cure is because there are several different types, therefore they can't make a specific cure for the cold...Frustrating, but that's life...

[cHilli]

How Can It Erase All The Stuff Within 20 Feet Or Your Pc
omg what a m00fstick

[wil]

sorry for saying this but chilli isn't that considered spamming

[inter]

we are in trash talk

[wil]

oh. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam :D

[Invader_gir]

sorry for saying this but wil isnt that considered annoying?

:P

[Laguna Loire]

^ Haha...

[cHilli]

Wil your a ****ing idiot. Seriously. STFU.

[wil]

^you like me you really like me.I will not STFU I will not STFU I will not STFU I will not STFU I will not STFU I will not STFU I will STFU I will not STFU. J/K :eek: :D

[Invader_gir]

I will not STFU
as we can see =/
maybe if you didnt post useless things tho...
and made sence from time to time...
and didnt insault people for no reason...
etc -_-

[inter]

he'll never learn

[cHilli]

Yeah he will I just banned 2 of his accounts

[inter]

lol, good work. For how long?

[<~Darkshadow~>]

gir, you have too much time on your hands...

[Invader_gir]

eh?
i didnt write that =/

[cHilli]

ever?

[<~Darkshadow~>]

this is awkward....O_o

[Invader_gir]

o_O
<confused =/

[cHilli]

No it isnt. =D

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

ahhh.... my head hurts..... cant tell anyone computer at school blew up in my face.... oh wait, did i say that? i didnt mean it! from now on dont listen to a word i say. it will alway6s be a lie.....

[Invader_gir]

this thread makes my head hurt =/

at college they have replaced the computer with new crappy computers \o/
so bad that they can only handel word =/
and they have put xp on them >.<

post 600 ^_^

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

did you know that my school has the record for the most computers breaking down at once? (hint: look at my other post before this one)

[Laguna Loire]

I just found out that Wil is a failed lab experiment...

Computers at school suck...Always freezing up on us...Bah. I should just throw a brick at the main computer server, maybe that would get them working...Or maybe it'd just make matters worse. :P

[cHilli]

Master']did you know that my school has the record for the most computers breaking down at once? (hint: look at my other post before this one)
stfu ffs

[Nitrous]

meh the server at college is always goin down.... they say it's a new one lol

what they mean is... We've taken the old sticky tape off... we got a new role....
^^ Fantastic >.< The computers arn't bad it's just the server... that said the printers are worse!

edit: http://www.stonecomputers.com/index.cfm

[Pixels]

i just cleared my computer the other day and i had 337 viruses on it... nowonder it was ****


lol i had to format mine coz i had 6754 spyware on it, from just one scan with adware, didn't even scan with norton.. i was too scared :P

[Invader_gir]

lol i had to format mine coz i had 6754 spyware on it, from just one scan with adware, didn't even scan with norton.. i was too scared :P
damn >_O
i cleared dads computer for him while he was at work and it had 1528 on it