Battle machines!

[Annihilator Knight]

Lets try battle robots to fight in this tordament
heres mine:

Name:Game Warrior
Weapons:Zero Weapon, Soul Tetsaiga
Power:16000
Defense:5000
Speed:8000
Special movement:Able to download moves from games
Pilot:Captendo
Name your battle robot, list at least 1 weapon (max to 3) , For power, defence and speed ur only allowed to use 30000 points.
And the special movement can be anything except invicneable and nuke.
name ur pilot (oviously you! :rolledeye )

[~Felly~]

I'll join.


Name-Flame
Weapons-Fire Soul Sword,Fire Soul Staff
Power-3900
Defence-3900
Speed-3900
Special Movement-Barriers that can block any attack
Pilot-Fire Element Lord

[Annihilator Knight]

Ur special movement seems like a little cheat..unless it has a limited power..

Note:you only used 11700 points..i said u could use 30000 points :rolledeye
Are you sure you want to do that?


*edit*
Not many people are noticing this... :mad:

[~Felly~]

Yeah,it has limited power. And i'll keep it at 11700 points. So when do we start?

[Pokemon-Master]

HOLD IT! This is just a copy of my RPG with a different name and a few tweaks in it :mad:

[~Felly~]

*falls on floor* Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stands up* Anywho,theres only 1 way to solve this. Who made their robot thread first. And if you lie,i'll make sure Anubis closes the liar's thread. No matter how far the thread is. And I know very much about this site,so theres no fooling me. :P

[Annihilator Knight]

Dude...chill its not like its the end of the world.
Its true that he made the robo batlle thing..BUT mine is really diffrent then his. I mean take it easy...

*edit*
pokemon master, i didnt even know u had a robot fighting rpg...

[Pokemon-Master]

I bet u saw mine Captendo and decided to try and become popular by copying mine. This thread should be deleted

[Annihilator Knight]

I bet u saw mine Captendo and decided to try and become popular by copying mine. This thread should be deleted

.... Dude making a robo rpg wont make me popular.
dude just chill..and i never even saw urs ok.

stop being pissed because of this thread...

[~Felly~]

Dudes,why don't both of you PM me and we'll settle this WITHOUT spamming the Role Playing Realm. And I only fell because Pokemon-Master said "HOLD ON!" as an exclamation. Thats why I screamed. Anywho,i'll PM Anubis,if you 2 don't stop. And you wouldn't want me to PM Anubis,would you?

[Pokemon-Master]

*says nothing and goes out thread*

[The Latias Master]

Name: Red and white army
Weapon: Red and white L gun White grenade and red bazooka
Power:??????
Defense:500
Speed:4900
Special movement: takes pokemons moves.(like 50 power in pokemon moves =500 in this. No real Power.
Captain: Latiaslover (aduuh)

[Raflius the Hegehog]

Name:Gyrados (Geh ruh dohs) not (Gie rah dohs)
Weapons:Water Gun, Psycho blast, Tidal wave
Power:16000
Defence:7000
Speed:7000
SP Move:Gyrados trasformation
Pilot:Gyrados master

[~Felly~]

*packs bags incase if we don't start soon* When are we gonna start? I really wanna start.

[Annihilator Knight]

were starting...but we need like a refree or something...

**** that lets start

the storie starts as we watch the news for a robo todament:

Captendo:Whoa sweet *** i gotta get a robo for that tordament..

(PS u dont have a robo yet..)

[~Felly~]

FEL-Whoa! I'm gonna try and win this torney. Better get a robot though....

[The Latias Master]

I might build mine.. il call it RWA (red and white army)

[~Felly~]

(ooc:@latiaslover-We don't have our robots yet.) FEL-Where to get a robot? Hmmmm.

[The Latias Master]

We can go to the Robo shop across the street?

[Pokemon-Master]

(occ. Oh well i'll join, *sigh*)

Name: Charizard
Weapons: Flamethrower, Extendo-Claws, Motion-Detecting Missiles.
Strength: 20,000
Defense: 20,000
Speed: 5,000
SM: Can fix any robot (including itself) instantly once per battle.
Pilot: Pokemon-Master

I'm a robot seller ok,

Pokemon-Master - *Knocks on Door, Captendo opens it* Hi, would you be interested in some robots, here take ur pick. I'll show you mine. *Shows guys my robot*

[The Latias Master]

Can you build 1 that i wanted?

[~Felly~]

FEL-I knew that. Lets go. We walked over to the Robo Shop and saw that it was closed. FEL-CLOSED!!!!!!! Now where am I supposed to get a robot?

[The Latias Master]

(After we go home.)Me: That guy thats knocking on the door?

[Pokemon-Master]

*Runs over to guys* Hey, u ignored me, i can sell u robots, i work at this shop, if u don't like these i can build robots to ur liking.

[The Latias Master]

Ok, can you build 1 with 20000 attack, 20000 defense, 15000 speed, special movement: can gain 1000 attack every attack used.

[Pokemon-Master]

sure, i'll have it done by tommorow. do any of u want a robot (i'm talking to every1 except LL.)

[Raflius the Hegehog]

I want a robot with (READ STARTING POST) ok?

[Annihilator Knight]

Ok, can you build 1 with 20000 attack, 20000 defense, 15000 speed, special movement: can gain 1000 attack every attack used.
(dude ur using too much power!..u could use that much but ur robot will heat up and EXPLODE!..cut down the power ok..)

News reporter: this just in the robot lab is being robed...most of the police getting their ass kicked.

Captendo:Hmm.. i shopld call Fel.
Captendo calls fel.
Captendo to FEL: heard the news?

[Pokemon-Master]

Me: Ahhh, not the robot lab, that's where i build robots. I need to get there. Here, take these and help me fight those motherf*****s. *Gives guys robots*

[Annihilator Knight]

Hello FEL?...jesus christ not again....

Captendo runs toward the robo lab
Captendo:whats going?
Police: well these guys are tring to steal the lastest robos created..me and my team are holding them off.
Captendo:eh...so holding em off is by like standing still?..
Police men 2:ARGH!! *falls to the ground*
Police men 1:NO men down! argh later kid i gotta takje this guy.
Captendo:....hey wat kind of robot are they stealing anyway?
Police men 1:there trying to steal the portotype nightmare and 3 other powerful robots but there main target is Flame, Nightmare an the Game warror
Captendo:where are the robots? and more likely what are u guys doing to fihgtt?
Police men3:we trying to summon our robos out.but our robos are damaged so its harder to summoned them out.
remember this kid the more damaged ur robo is the harder it is to summon it so u have to go to the robo nurse to fixed it.
Captendo:ok but weres the robo that are trying to steal?
police men 1:over there..now stop asking!!
Captendo walks over to the desk
Captendo: U mean this?...hey a a slot..i wonder what would happened if i..
Captendo puts his hand inside the slot. Transfroming into a robo.
Captendo: WHOA!!!..SWEET THIS IS LIKE MECH ASSAULT!buttons everywere..hmm maybe i could use thsi to help the police men...boy i wish Fel was here...

[Raflius the Hegehog]

GM (no not game master gYRADOS master):I better go
*At the crime scene* GM sees a slot
Gm: wat if i put my hand (puts hand in) WOW exactly how i wanted it!

[Annihilator Knight]

(...Do u happen to read captendo:? thats me not u and ita game warrior not game master...and ur robo is not at the lab. only fel and someone elses robo is at the lab...i gunna pretend u didnt put ur hand there)
Captendo: Ok how to use this...
just then captendos robot transformed into a cube.
Captendo:eh?..

Fel came in.

[Pokemon-Master]

Me: *runs into lab* they've stolen our top secret Crimson Blast Cannon too, man, we need that, that's it *gets all mad*. Charizard, get out here and attack those thugs who have the Crimson Cannon. *Thugsa fall to floor and i get the cannon* Thaat's the cannon safe, now get that prottype robot, it's the only 1 compatible with this cannon.

[~Felly~]

FEL-Sorry i'm late,Captendo. My phone got busted for some freakin reason. So whats our problem.

[Annihilator Knight]

Im up here!!!...cool robot isnt?
just then a robot came crashing towards captendo
Captendo:umm...lets see....this one?
Captendo pushed one of the buttons and there were metal gloves.
Captendo put on the metal gloves thus letting himhave total controll for the robo.
Captendo: Ok big guy lets kick some ass!
Captendo punched the buglars robos face and his face riped off..
Captendo:sweet!this guy im starting to like.
Fel theres a robo over there push the button that says start to get these gloves..and to open the box Put ur hand in the slot!

[~Felly~]

FEL did exactly as Captendo said and another robo appeared. FEL-Ok,buddy. Lets show these guys what a robo can do!

[Annihilator Knight]

FEL got hitted while talking to Captendo

Captendo:well the 1st thing is...PAY ATTENTION!!..hmm...let me try this..ka..me..ha..me HAAAAA?!

The Game warior blasted the robo

Captendo:whoa kool..hmm...let me try this...HADOKEN ATTACK!!

Game warior throws a blue orb and hitting the same robo that he hit eariler.

Captendo:Ok lets try this.

Fel went after the others robos

[~Felly~]

FEL-Ok. I guess this should work. Fireball Attack! 2 robos were hit.

[Annihilator Knight]

the past sucks..lets get on with the future!..well i could tell the past.
Pokemon master grabed the rest of the robos while Fel and cap were holding off the bugalars..eventally there robo came to a limit and shut down and they surender And fel and captendo were famus heros..yet it was a short clelbration..gyrados grabed one of the robos called project Aqua...and renamed it.gyrados captured 2 bugalars with it thus making him a great robo pilot.

After 3 years later..Fel became a great robo pilot captendo did too and so did pokemon master...

Tv: The tordament is being held! Yes finally! Join up today to win win win!!
U need to start a team tho..

Captendo:hmhp..Well its looks like i need 4 people.. Ill call Pokemon master
and FEL for this..

[~Felly~]

*knocks on Captendo's door and Captendo answers it* FEL-Well,you want me to help ya. Here I am! So who are the last 2 peoples?

[Annihilator Knight]

Well a guy named Killer came here to say hell join our team..but pokemon master didnt call back..

[Pokemon-Master]

*Knocks on door, Captendo opens* Me: Sorry i'm late

[Raflius the Hegehog]

GM:Hi guys whats up

[Annihilator Knight]

Well we have everyone here...except that weird dude killer..
Lets go everyone!

Captendo, FEL , Pokemon master and GM went to the tordament.
Captendo walks to a the sign in robot(SIR).

SIR:Greetings, are you here for the tordament?
Captendo:Yeah im here to sign up with my team.
SIR:ENTER NAMES PLEASE.
Captendo:*signs captendo FEL pokemon master and gm in the robo pilot tordament*
Captendo: here we are...*stomach growls* hey i notci something i didnt ate for days...hehe..ill go to the guy who sells hotdogs..or something ok u guys stay there.
FEL:since when did he start being the leader?
Janaba:Hey cuty wanna go out sometimes?
Pokemon master pushed the stanger.
PM:hey dont harrass her.
Janaba:ha what u gunna do about it?
PM:grr...
Refree:MATCH ONE TEAM NUMBER 2: POKEMON MASTER VS TEAM NUMBER 6 JANABA
Janaba:looks like im going to fight u little man..lets have a bet whoever wins takes the girl
FEL:(wwhy me?)
Captendo:Huh?..o crap i no that guy..hes the guy who wont pay his late chrage!

[~Felly~]

FEL-And i'm not up for grabs,buddy. Go look for another girl!
Janaba-Why should I?
FEL-Because if you don't leave me alone,i'll do horrible things to you.
Janaba-Like what?
FEL-You don't wanna know.

[Annihilator Knight]

Captendo:SHELLE RIP UR HEART OUT AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!!
some guy:hey wheres the fight?
Refree:im sorry i made an error i meant Flame vs Janaba
Captendo:well i guess shell kick ur ass ja watever..
Janaba:huh. hey maybe u could go out if i win...of course ill take it easy on u
Captendo:dont she kick ur ass in less then a second..noob..hgehehe
Refree:and this match we have captendo vs bactinoe
Captendo:sweet...who?
Bactinoe:ooo...*gargles with some kind of liquid*
Captendo:thats my oppenent?!
Harold:hey captendo im sorry to be late...
Captendo:the **** who r u?
Harold i..was..given the permission to be in ur team!!!
Captendo:*says nothing*
Some girl:hey captendo win the match!
Captendo:*holds nose* I DONT THINK I CAN STAND THIS SMELL...
Some guy:go flame!!!

Captendo goes into his battle robo
Captendo:looks like this is it!
Bactinoe:ARGH IM GOING TO HIT YOU HARD AND EAT ALL PARTS FROM YOU!
with my germinator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game warrior came crashing into the germinator.

Captendo:OK LETS GO GAME WARRIOR!!

[~Felly~]

FEL-Ok,Flame,lets beat Janaba.
Janaba-Will you go out with me if I win?
FEL-You wish!
FEL hopped into her robo.
Janaba did the same.
FEL-Flame,lets defeat this maniac!
Janaba-Ok,lets go!
FEL-Fireball Blaster!!!!!
Janaba-Barrier!!!!
FEL-Its not gonna work!

[Annihilator Knight]

Captendo:ARGHH!
Captendo gets flin back at the wall.
Captendo:ehh....http://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/images/smilies/faint.gif
Bactinoe:MUAHAAHAHALALALA ILL SHALL EAT YOU!!!!
Captendo:BITE MY SHINEY METAL ROBO @#$!..hehe ill try my ultimate move!
...OK game warrior! LETS GO!! ULTIMATE CHAOS!!
The game warior launches laser powered bullets into The germinator,
Then Does a energy blast, just for his real attack to be ready.
Captendo:LETS SEE HOW MUCH POWER CAN YOU RESIST!!
(comprared to my nose for ur smell)
The game warrior chrages up and does a dash attack right thorugh the germinator.
Bactinoe:NOOOOOOOOO!! MY ROBO AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captendo:whew..
Refree:and the winner is...Captendo from team 2!
Crowd:*cheers*
Captendo:*gets out of the robo*MAN I FEEL LIKE IM DRUNK...but the heck i won!!
Pokemon master:what about flame?
Captendo:*falls to the ground*

Pokemon master:lol...

[~Felly~]

FEL-Go,Flame! Firey Bind!!!!!!
Janaba was captured in a circular bind.
FEL-Lets finish this. Elemental Finisher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janaba-Ahhhh!!!!!! No!!!!
FEL-Yeah!
Janaba-Now you'll never go out with me!
FEL-....
Referre-The winner is.... FEL from Team 2!
FEL hopped out of her robo.
Captendo-Good job,FEL.
FEL-Thanx,Captendo.

[Annihilator Knight]

Pokemon master:*gets hit by a shadowy figure*
Captendo:*enters PMs Room* hey Poke wake up!Crap hes dead...umm..dam people will think that i killed him..wait a pulse...hey wake up its ur figh-
Refree:OK FEL from team 2 vs Shadow
Captendo:what??!?!?! HEY REFREE Flame JUST FOUGHT AND SHES TIRED!!!
Refree:boo hoo im not in chrage for the match!
Shadow:(hehehehe...)
Flame:dont worry Cap i can take him.
Captendo:but-
Flame:i said ill fight him..
Captendo: (im worried about flame...1st PM is out and they make flame fight again....WTF IS GOING?!)
Shadow:Good luck..(and u need alot of it..FOR WHATS COMING UP FOR YOU!)
Flame:Ok lets go big guy.
Shadow:this is a team battle..so i guess ur boyfriend there will help you.
Captendo:who me?....hahahahahaha..o wait u mean it...let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!..STUPID MORON HER BOYFRIEND IS...well i dont no what her boyfriedns name is..ok ill team up with her!
Killer:ill team up with shadow..
Captendo:KILLER?!
Killer:ull die...
The battle rages and flame takes mutiple hits in the 1st round.

[Pokemon-Master]

PM: (Walks into Arena like he's drunk) Man, am i late for my battle.
Captendo: PM! Your not in this battle apparently.
PM: WHAT!? Hey, is that Killer.
Killer: Well, i'm not Santa Claus Am i.
PM: You traitor! And Captendo, what do u mean this isn't my battle. They said at the start.
Captendo: I know, they said Flame had to fight and she'd just fought. Then they say it's a double battle so i had to join up with Flame.
PM: Hmmm, I'll go see what's happening

[Annihilator Knight]

Captendo:*walks in*Im sorry im...What the ff....
Captendo Clone*in the battle*:Ur too late Captendo.
Captendo:ehh..who r u?...W..T..F? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING?!?!?!??!?!?
Captendo Clone:it seems like the plan has worked master...
Captendo:hey thats not my robo my robo is right here!.who is ur master?
Shadow:i am....i knew that u come..
Captendo:what do u mean?
PM:WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!
Captendo:u red my mind...
Shadow:FOOL U HAVE THE SACRED SOULS FOR US TO USE AND POWER UP OUR ROBOS!!!
Captendo clone:hehehe..dont worrie about the tordament..worrie about urself and this girl well take.
Captendo:*snores*
Captendo clone:.....
PM:ill take u on!!!!ILL KILL YOU GUYS IN LESS THEN A MINUTE!!!
Captendo:boring im going to the t.v
PM:...
Shadow:...
Captendo Clone:...
Flame:CAPTENDO U STUPID MORON!..HELP!!!!!!!!!
PM:ill save you!
Pm goes into his robo but he got hit so hard that his robo overloaded.
PM:argh....
Flame:PM!!!
Captendo:HEY GUYS SHUT UP IM WATCHING A FIGHT IN THE TODAMENT!!
???:hand over the girl...
Shadow: curses...
???:i dont think u want to mess with me bud...
Shadow:u win this round but ill be...*quikly flashes*
???:damit bro.....
Flame:hey were r u takeing me?! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Captendo:whoa!!!!!!!
PM:.....

[The Latias Master]

(wait i forgot about this thread. can i still join?

[~Felly~]

FEL-Hey,dude! Nobody's taking me!
Captendo Clone-Come on,FEL! We're gonna win this.
FEL-No way! Referee!
Referee-Yes?
FEL-I just fought! So why do I have to fight again?!
Referee-Boo hoo! Just shut up already!
FEL-If I have to fight 2 matches in a row,then I quit!
Shadow-You'll lose then!
FEL-Fire Battle Punch!
Shadow-Ahhhhh. Shadow's robo fell to the ground.
PM-Whats going on!?
FEL-Shadow's going on!
PM-Huh?
FEL-He's controlling the referee! Thats why I have to fight again!
Shadow-Good guess,FEL. You're right. I want you to die because of your scar.
FEL-*hops out of robo* How'd you know about my scar?
Shadow-Simple....
FEL-Oh,wait a sec. I get it.
Shadow-Good.
PM-Don't quit!
FEL-I already won!

[Annihilator Knight]

Captendo:WHat the hell?....this is not real?....HOLY ****!
Shadow:ENOUGH OF THIS!!*destroys evryone except killer, captendo captendo clone and FEL..and PM* ARGH I HAVE WAITED THIS FOR TOO LONG!!!!
Captendo:...U SUCK!

[~Felly~]

FEL-Why is this RPG like this?!
Captendo-Because it is.
FEL-Still. The referee is being controlled.
PM-It could be worse.
Captendo-You're right.
FEL-Whats next! A clown saying "Marry Me"?!
A clown saying "Marry Me" appeared.
Captendo-Why did you say that,FEL?
Clown-Will you marry me?
FEL-You wish! *punches clown*
PM-....
FEL-I hate clowns.
PM-You got that right.
FEL-Why is this RPG like this again?

[Annihilator Knight]

Some Guy: Lets quit this RPG..**** it...
Captendo:who..who r u?
FEL:yeah lets go to my rpg! :-)
Captendo:what one?
FEL:umm.. .hack?
Captendo:sure..this rpg is crap...

everyone left...


THE END!....(?)