The Simpsons RPG

[Rayquaza]

Okay, i like the simpsons so i decided to make an RPG 'bout it. Oklay, u join up as a character from the simpsons.

I'll be Homer Simpson.

Okay, Kang and Kodos the aliens are trying to destroy the earth and only the people of springfield can stop them. You have no weapons to start with. You must buy them from the gun shop run by that one - armed guy.

You start with $200.

Okay, the gun shop:

Pistol: $50
Shotgun: $100
Machine Gun: $200
Sniper Rifle: $300
Grenade Launcher: $1000
Grenades: $10 each

I'll update this later.

Okay, we'll start soon.

[The Latias Master]

Ill join as Bart and Have a machine gun.
Is that you Moltres as Dragon Tamer?

[~Felly~]

I'll join as Lisa Simpson and buy a Pistol. I've got $150 left.



Latias-Master:Yes,that's Moltres as Dragon-Tamer. I can tell by the location.

[Rayquaza]

wait, we don't buy weapons yet, we buy them whe the game starts okay.

[~Felly~]

Ok,well,i'm just saying what weapon i'm gonna buy. I've got $200 left. I have a feeling this is gonna be a funny RPG.

[The Latias Master]

OK well wait

[Rayquaza]

Two more peole join and we'll start

[The Latias Master]

I shouldnt PM Hrbek or anyone should I?

[Rayquaza]

Hey, if u wanna Pm em, do it, i'm not the boss of yer

[Dragon_Lord]

I'll join as Nelson Muntz, HaHa

[Pokemon-Master]

I'll join as Kearny

[Rayquaza]

Homer: *walks into gun shop* Hey dude, ca i have a double cheeseburger?
Gun Shop Guy: This isn't the Krusty Burger you fat idiot. It's the gun shop.
Homer: D'oh!
Gun Shop Guy: Get out
Homer: Yes sir
Bart: *walks into shop* Hey can i have a Machine Gun.
Homer: Oh no you don't you little devil, your not getting a gun.
Bart: Why not
Homer: Cos u can't...err, cos i said... err, why you little! *strangles bart*

[The Latias Master]

Bart: C...an...t b-b-b-b ... breath!
Homer: Now tell me why you want one and ill ask Marge.
Bart: Ill buy one and we both can use it if you dont ask Mom
Homer: Ok... Wait! Are you bribing me?

[Rayquaza]

Bart: err, err
Homer: Why you little! *strangles bart again*

[Pokemon-Master]

Kearny: *walks in shop* Hey Bart, hey fat guy. I'll buy 2 shotguns.
Gun Shop Guy: Here you go Kearney, see you later.
Bart: C-a-n-t b-r-e-a-t-h.
Homer: *Let's go of Bart*
Bart: Wait till mom hears you strangled me 3 times in a row.
Homer: Hey, i strangled you twice in a row.
Bart: Fat Pig
Homer: Why you little! *strangles bart*
Bart: T-h-a-t-s 3 t-i-m-e-s n-o-w
Homer: D'oh! If you don't tell your mother then i'll buy you that Machine Gun.
Bart: Deal
Homer: OK, a machine gun my good man.
Gun Shop Dude: Ok, here you go, anything else.
Homer: No.
Gun Shop dude: Ok, here you go, that'll be $200
Homer: Put it on the Duke of Edinburgh's tab.
Gun Shop Dude: Ok.

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Later
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Duke of Edinburgh: Servant, why is there a $200 bill for a machine gun on my tab
Servant: I don't know sir.
D of E: Oh well, i can pay for whatever fatman from america put this on my tab

[Rayquaza]

Kent Brockman: Breaking news, this just in! Aliens are attempting to destroy the earth. Arm yourself
Homer: Arrggghhh, Bart, get a gun.
Bart: You already got me one
Marge: You did what!?
Homer: Err, nothing, nothing at all...honey.
Marge: Hmm, ok, you better arm yourself Homer. Here's $200. *grabs $200 from Bart and gives it to Homer*
Bart: Hey, that's mine
Homer: Not anymore! *rushes to Gun Shop* Give me a machine gun aliens are going to destroy the earth!
Gun Shop Dude: As if, aliens, you have been drinking. Oh well, here's your Machine Gun, fork over the $200.
Homer: Put it on the Duke...
GSD: Can't, his tab is full, you'll have to fork over the cash
Homer: Ohhhh, here you go.
GSD: Good, here's your gun, now go protect yourself from 'Aliens' Haha, u fat guys are so stupid.
Homer: Shut up, i have a machine gun
GSD: And i have a Grenade Launcher so, you shut up and run
Homer: Arrrggghhhh! *runs off*

[The Latias Master]

Bart: Asta Lavista Baby (The voice of the one in Terminator. Bart shoots at the aliens)

[Rayquaza]

Aliens: Ow, that hurts you know.
Homer: Yeah, i know. Die!!!!!!!! *shoots aliens, aliens die*
Bart: Two down, 50 odd thousand to go.
Homer: Au revoir *shoots aliens*

[The Latias Master]

Bart: This is taking too long!

[Rayquaza]

Marge: That's why i bought this *Pulls out Grnade Launcher* stand back! *shoots at aliens, wipes out 10,000 odd aliens out*
Bart: Way to go mom

[The Latias Master]

Marge: Aaah thanks dear (looks at Bart) I always new you were good at making compliments of weapons of mass destruction!
Bart: Heads up!
Marge: What? ( Looks around to see a chain flying from nowere.) Who did that?
Homer: Sorry

[Rayquaza]

Marge: Oh Homer
Kearny: See ya Alien Dudes *Shoots with shotguns*
Bart: Hey Kearny over here!
Homer: You know him
Bart: Well duh, he beats me up alot
Homer: You're the one beats up Bart!?
Kearny: Duh, of course
Homer: Why you little! *strangles Kearny* (wasn't expecting that was ya)

[The Latias Master]

Homer: Wait you beat up Bart? I could blackmail you for 100$ if you beat him up more!
Kearney: Deal!
Bart: Hey!

[Rayquaza]

Marge: Homer, don't don't do that
Homer: Ohhh
Bart: Thanks mom

[Slayer19952]

I will be... oh great... you guys took all my fav charaters, im out

[Laguna Loire]

What the hell are RPGs coming to these days...?! It's a fact that The Simpsons does rule, but an RPG?? Ok...o_O

[Slayer19952]

I know who i am, Maggie!! HAHAHAHA

[Slayer19952]

Maggie slowly crawls to gun shop
Gun Shop Dude: What do you want?
Maggie: goo goo gaa gaa
The gun shop dude, which apperently had a baby talk thingy that tells him what babies say said: Oh, you want a gun, which one?
Maggie: goo gaa (I want machine gun)
GSD: okay, here you go
maggie: *walks across battle feild*
Everyone: aww, what a cute baby

[Rayquaza]

Maggie: *pulls out Machine Gun*
Homer: Arrggghhhh, she's got a gun.
Bart: So have you
Homer: Why you little! *strangles bart*
Maggie: Goo ga ga (die ****ers)
Alien: What
Maggie: *Shoots aliens*

[Slayer19952]

Maggie: gogaa (10 down 40,000 Aleins to go)
Bart: Haha, Dad, you only shot down 3 and maggie shot down 10. HAHAHA
Homer: Why you little *strangles bart*
Marge: Stop that Homer!
Homer: Fine
*Marge shoots a granede in her grannede launcher*
Marge: Yes, 30,000 to go.
*Maggie crwals to gun shop*
Maggie: goo gaa (get me a granede and put it on President Bush's check card)
GSD: ok here you go
In battlefeild, Maggie throws a grannede there.
5000 down
Bart: go Maggie and Mom

[~Felly~]

Lisa-*walks into Gun Shop* I'd like a Machine Gun.
GSD-Here,you go. $200 please.
Lisa-Put it on the President's tab.
GSD-Ok.
Lisa-*walks out of Gun Shop* Ha ha! I just used something my dad taught me. *goes to battlefield*
Homer-Did you buy that Machine Gun?
Lisa-Yeah.


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Later
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President-Why is there $200 dollars on my tab,Governor?
Governor-Dunno,Mr.President.
President-Dam* it! I'm gonna find out who did this!
Senator-*walks in* It was Lisa Simpson,sir.
President-Really? What's their phone number?
Governor-444-5748,sir.
President-*dials number*
Answering Machine-You have just dialed 444-5748. We are using the toilet right now,so call back later. Homer Simpson just said this.
President-Shi*!
Senator-I hate it when you curse,sir.
President-Oh,fuc* off,bit*h! (ooc:Yeah,the President cursed.)

[Rayquaza]

Alien 1 - We need a way to distract the shockingly fat american pig
Homer - Hey!!
Alien 2 - I know *Goes into ship, comes out with pie*
Homer - MMMM, Pie, *drool*
Marge - Homey, No, its a trap
Homer - Wha!! Hey, it's a bomb *throws bomb at nearby aliens*
Bart - *Plays Drama Music*
Homer - BART!!
Bart - Hey, it's a dramatic moment

[~Felly~]

(ooc:Like my post with the President cussing,DT? I think it's funny.)

Lisa-Die you dam* bitc*es! *shoots aliens*
Homer-Lisa,you idiot! *punches Lisa*
Marge-Homer! Don't hit girls!
Homer-Sorry.
Lisa-What the he**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rayquaza]

(ooc. heh, it was funny)

*Bomb explodes*

[Slayer19952]

Homer- Haha, you idiot.
Aliens- Hey! *tries to shot Homer*
Homer- AHHHH! Aliens are attacking me! Help!
Marge- Oh, be quiet homer. *Shots grenede launcher and kills all aliens killing homer*
Bart- HAHAHAHA! you were almost killed by aliens, you dummy.
Homer- Why you little! *strangles bart*
Bart- C-A-N-T B-R-E-A-T-H H-E-L-P M-O-M
Marge- Homer! Don't strangle your own son!
Homer- But-
Marge- stop it and no buts