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The Latias Master
08-01-2005, 03:22 PM
Do you know what a Limerick is? It is a poem with Five lines. ~DarkDemon~ is good at them isn't he?
Here is to do a Limerick:

1st line: A small line, example: There was a man from China
2nd line: Same size as first and ryhmes with it if you want.
3rd line: The smallest, example: He lost his nut
4th line: The same size as 3rd. Ryhmes with 3rd line.
5th: The longest, slightly longer than the first. Ryhmes with first.

That is how you do a Limerick.

Here is a pretty Rude one I got from Invader Gir:

There was a man from China,
Who wasn't a very good climber,
He feel on a rock,
And lost his c**k,
And he now has a va****a.

lol, I laughd at that one for a while.

Does anyone know anymore?
Antownee
08-01-2005, 06:14 PM
There was a young woman from china
Who stepped on a great big liner
she slipped on the deck
and twisted her neck..
and now she can see right behind her

There was a young boy called eoin
who broke his collar bone
he said with a shout
my bones stiickin out
and now i just wanna go home
HRBEK
08-01-2005, 11:10 PM
Who remembers a clean limerick, lol? The good ones are rude.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
Soba
08-13-2005, 01:31 AM
On Christmas kids get tons of coal
People claim they have no soul
Santa is one
With his gun
Because he can be a real a--hole

©Soba and NiD (me)

There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing

©Pat Bents

I've been studying all night and I'm tired,
But I can't sleep because I'm so wired.
So I'll play on the net
'Stead of going to bed,
And my tests will seem a quagmire.

©Grady Tibboel
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 11:52 AM
Hey I've got one:

A truck driver from up 'round Mt Neagal,
Was pashing a dead Western Eagle.
But it may seem uncanny,
As a crane wedged her fanny (I made up that one in America).
He said it was better than banging a Beagle.

I had to change the words to make it clean enough to post here. If you want the real version, ask and I'll send it via Private Message.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 02:26 PM
^ lol!, did you make that up?

There was a young boy called Mitch
Who saw an ugly witch
They went to a ditch
And he fu**ed up that b***h
And now she has a stitch.

I know, I made it up. Its rude though but meh.
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 02:33 PM
A man by the name of Bin Laden,
Was thinking while he played with his hardun'.
I like to kiss Camels,
And rotting dead mammals.
Or the Dog tied up in my garden.

Once again I had to change some, but not all of the words.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
Laguna Loire
08-13-2005, 03:20 PM
There once was a cowboy called Mike.
He liked to play with a giant spike.
He dropped the spike off his house,
and ended up stabbing a mouse.
And now...he drives a big truck.

I made that shoddy excuse for a limerick up. Yay for me.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 03:44 PM
Well, its a bit... you know... not ryghming, nut itsgod for a 1st try :)

There was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
A great big geranium
Grew out of his cranium
And his eyebrows are covered in weeds

There was a young girl called invy
who was drinking a cup of tea
She spilled on the floor
then again like before
Then she said It wasn't me!
They were by Ant again
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 03:53 PM
A young English priest from East Timor,
Lost his sight and cannot see no more.
He got drunk one night,
And to his fright.
He'd just slept with a dirty man-*****.

Once again, I had to edit the real lines.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 03:54 PM
Lol! You made it up? I'll post a few more l8r
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 04:09 PM
Yes I made that up.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
Antownee
08-13-2005, 04:50 PM
Well, its a bit... you know... not ryghming, nut itsgod for a 1st try :)

There was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
A great big geranium
Grew out of his cranium
And his eyebrows are covered in weeds

There was a young girl called invy
who was drinking a cup of tea
She spilled on the floor
then again like before
Then she said It wasn't me!
They were by Ant again

Heh,I pwn :P

There once was a guy from spain
Whos legs throbbed in pain
So he sat on the floor
and ate more and more
And with weight he does nothing but gain
Crap,Yes :P
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 04:56 PM
An old Chinese Butcher 'Wing Phat',
Was pashing a big Persian cat.
It may seem real corny,
But the butcher got horny.
And banged it until it just sh*t.

I hate changing the words.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 04:59 PM
Really good everyone!
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 05:07 PM
An agent named Mario Myola,
Was licking his wife's ar*ola.
She said stop that now,
And Start tonguing my brown.
And then get me a bottle of Cola.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 05:10 PM
mmm cola!

Whats an ar*ola?


Roses are red,
You're made of Glue,
I can't get out of bed,
Cos i'm stuck to you

Thats Rayquazas....
HRBEK
08-13-2005, 05:13 PM
It's pretty obvious (a v*****).

Thanks,
HRBEK.
The Latias Master
08-13-2005, 05:14 PM
Vagina :P
HRBEK
08-14-2005, 08:59 AM
A terrorist by the name of Osama,
Was trying to get licked by a Llama.
But with no warning at all,
It ate his left ball.
The event was a big f*cking drama.

I changed the words again.

Thanks,
HRBEK.