The best way to die [Archive] - forum @ CheatingDome.com

Laguna Loire

08-12-2005, 09:53 PM

1. Travel to an area highly infested with members of the public.
2. Take out a big bucket of petrol/gas and pour it all over yourself.
3. Yell the following: "The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire! We Don't Need No Water, Let The Mother****er Burn! BURN MOTHER****ER, BURN!"
4. Get a match, set yourself alight, and run around laughing hysterically until you slowly burn to death. (Preferably set others around you on fire also, just for some twisted before-death fun)

Done.

Annihilator Knight

08-12-2005, 10:06 PM

If zombies excit instead of shooting yourself which some of the actors were meant to do..
I would get eaten.. dont ask..

If not then light myself on fire and touch/light every dam muthf**ker that i hate in the world and the hell they will go down..so will I..

Nanaki

08-12-2005, 10:09 PM

I'd want to be really old but still have my health to the end and go in my sleep from old age.
However.....
A terminal illlness is (technically speaking) better for the family but worse for the person. Sudden death is better for the person but worse for the family

Sister of Metal

08-12-2005, 10:39 PM

say'if you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare right back at you'
then jump off a really deep cliff screaming 'I SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU'

HRBEK

08-12-2005, 11:39 PM

In my sleep.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

cHilli

08-13-2005, 12:00 AM

with a giant nuke by my side

Antownee

08-13-2005, 12:56 AM

Shot in the head while i sleep

Soba

08-13-2005, 01:06 AM

say'if you stare into the abyss, the abyss will stare right back at you'
then jump off a really deep cliff screaming 'I SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU'

lol...I'd try that, but too bad you can only do it once.

The best way to die? Something clean.

I wouldn't find being stabbed to death (or something of the sort) to be a very appealing death, but I would at least hope that the killer would at least be kind enough to clean up my still warm corpse, and shampoo the carpet that I would lie dead upon.

But I'd like to die knowing about it (such if I had a disease, I'd want to know how much time I had left), so that I could fit a series of stuff to do within that time instead of going about, unaccomplishing things.

If I had 5 seconds, I'd laugh. Ready to die laughing. n.n

*takes deep breath*

Gimpy

08-13-2005, 05:43 AM

~Felly~

08-13-2005, 05:53 AM

When I turn 90...I'm jumping out an airplane without a parachute

@Gimpy-If ya really do jump outta the plane,I wanna be there so I can throw pies at ya,because you're dieing,and it wouldn't really matter.

Anywho,here's what I would wanna die of.

1-Die at my wedding,so I didn't have to look at the son of a b!tch I married,lol.
2-At a high school prom because I drank too much beer illegally.
3-Burning to death at a grocery store.
4-Having a bunch of stuff fall on my @$$ killing me.
5-Starving to death at a jail for an unknown reason.

Heh,i've got an evil mind.

Invader_gir

08-13-2005, 06:27 AM

ive always had the picture in my head of going around shooting or stabbing everyone you didnt like in the head or heart, and once youre done, shoot yourself in the head

but, getting shot in the head would prolly be the best way imo, quick and painless

as is dying in your sleep

HRBEK

08-13-2005, 11:29 AM

Yeah quick and painless....... I agree.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Hatchet Warrior

08-22-2005, 05:58 AM

with a giant nuke by my side

lol, cHilli made a funny, damn i can't come up with a best way 2 die but, i can come up with a worst

~Felly~

08-22-2005, 06:15 AM

Dieing can be a "best" for me. I'm thinking still.

Annihilator Knight

08-22-2005, 03:39 PM

Juggling 3 dynimites that are about to explode.

Dying with Kenny lol and they would be like OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!!

Hatchet Warrior

08-22-2005, 05:26 PM

and then they would say u bast***

SephirothsCloud

09-05-2005, 06:44 PM

best way to die........ok wanna die when im a rich 90 year old man...cover the cildrens eyes cause this is gunna get explicit!

ok so rich 90 year old.....now ya see i wanna be bending a hot 23 year old over a table and uh ....doing stuff....when suddenly my heart stops and im dead!

i win

haha

HRBEK

09-18-2005, 02:12 AM

Now that's a way to die!!!

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Antownee

09-18-2005, 02:17 AM

Sick,Twisted,inventive,...Genious! lol
Yeah t'was a bit expicit lol

HRBEK

09-18-2005, 02:24 AM

Well, that's how we all want to die (males).

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Soba

09-18-2005, 02:55 AM

You wanna die from an overdose of viagra?

HRBEK

09-18-2005, 02:58 AM

This has nothing to do with viagra, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

SephirothsCloud

09-18-2005, 04:59 AM

no when im an old man ill still have the ***ual drive of a 20 year old :P

Gimpy

09-18-2005, 05:51 AM

Anywho,here's what I would wanna die of.

1-Die at my wedding,so I didn't have to look at the son of a b!tch I married,lol.
2-At a high school prom because I drank too much beer illegally.
3-Burning to death at a grocery store.
4-Having a bunch of stuff fall on my @$$ killing me.
5-Starving to death at a jail for an unknown reason.

Heh,i've got an evil mind.

1 - If you just got married, thus at your wedding, I'm fairly certain you would still be very attracted to your partner and very much in love.
2 - That's just ridiculous, dying in highschool, that means you would have never really lived anyways.
3 - That one's ok haha
4 - Getting Better
5 - Most people go to jails for a reason, and unless you are in Saudi Arabia, they are fed fairly regularily. haha

ive always had the picture in my head of going around shooting or stabbing everyone you didnt like in the head or heart, and once youre done, shoot yourself in the head

A lot of twisted people on this cheatingdome nowadays....

HRBEK

09-25-2005, 03:37 AM

How about starving to death in a Supermarket.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Annihilator Knight

09-25-2005, 03:54 AM

How about starving to death in a Supermarket.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

NO! Nonononononono! Starving is too long...too much work!! I say drink poison and say you starve to death on..some letter to some idiot..

Much faster people!

Anywho heres my new list of..best deaths..

1-Jump off a building and have fun before you die (WHEEEE!!)
2-Have Invy kill you..(lol :P)
3-Eat a nuke...(don't ask how..)
4.Fly into a tornado, WHHHEEEEEEEE!!!
5.Invite some friends and give em a pie filled with bombs and then ya die along..
6-Go mental, do all the crazy stuff you always wanted to do...and then kill yourself..
7.Blow up Earth..

HRBEK

09-25-2005, 06:03 AM

How about dying of thirst while your trapped in a Bathroom?

Thanks,
HRBEK.

falken

09-25-2005, 06:19 AM

jump into a volcano
skydive without a paraschute
create a flying mashine and fly of earth
go to the moon without air
swolow a sword

HRBEK

09-25-2005, 06:26 AM

Swallowing a sword? Are you insane, that would not be a very pleasant way to die.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Antownee

09-29-2005, 05:25 PM

Yeah, think of all the constapation tablets you'd have to buy o.O

Annihilator Knight

09-29-2005, 09:23 PM

Im guessing he likes pain when he dies..

The Wraith

09-29-2005, 11:30 PM

playing gun wars but with shotguns when im really old and mean really old

Soba

09-30-2005, 12:28 AM

create a flying mashine and fly of earth

An airplane? lol

Hm, now I'm starting to think that the best way to die, would be while you're happy. Doesn't matter how, just as long as you feel all burdens are gone, and that your duty is fulfilled.

The Wraith

09-30-2005, 12:40 AM

An airplane? lol

Hm, now I'm starting to think that the best way to die, would be while you're happy. Doesn't matter how, just as long as you feel all burdens are gone, and that your duty is fulfilled.

Thats a good way to think of it!

falken

09-30-2005, 01:41 AM

Annihilator Knight

09-30-2005, 11:02 PM

G3tt1ng 5h0t3d 1n 5ch00l...

Josh

10-01-2005, 12:07 AM

The best way: Not at all, or after everyone else.

HRBEK

10-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Not at all? Well you have to die somehow, so you might as well die happy or peacefully.....

Thanks,
HRBEK.

-eSp-

10-04-2005, 01:45 PM

The best way to die would be to die of suffocation because you are being squashed by countless clones of a hot chick. (Preferably AK's Mum :P .)

Annihilator Knight

10-04-2005, 05:33 PM

The best way to die would be to die of suffocation because you are being squashed by countless clones of a hot chick. (Preferably AK's Mum :P .)

Have you even met me mum?..

Getting killed with the worst pain...in other words:PAINFUL AND SLOW!!

The Latias Master

10-04-2005, 08:40 PM

By babes killing you

HRBEK

10-05-2005, 12:17 PM

That would be humiliating!

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Annihilator Knight

10-05-2005, 09:21 PM

How bout...

1.
Getting my flesh ripped to pieces by zombies (yes i know this is the best way to die...i like pain..)

2.(some weird kid's way..whoa he must have some ****ed up mind..)
Getting beat up to death by some...bad dudes while seeing your girlfriend in her underwear only and the bad dudes are trying to take off her...underwears?

3.(FUN WAY!!)
Grab a huge nuke and jump off a tower...hopfully the nuke will explode after your die on the ground and killing alot of peoples just for fun..

Sucide is fun...too bad you can only pick one..:/

falken

10-05-2005, 09:29 PM

hehe
ps
ak can you pm me the link to your site

HRBEK

10-06-2005, 01:29 AM

Annihilator Knight, are you planning your own death, lol? You seem to love coming up with all different kinds of ways to either get killed or to kill yourself, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Annihilator Knight

10-06-2005, 01:47 AM

Annihilator Knight, are you planning your own death, lol? You seem to love coming up with all different kinds of ways to either get killed or to kill yourself, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

That depends..cause i am being drive nuts around here..

Acutally yes i plan alot of sucide...haha..

The one i want most is to jump off the tallest tower...(forgot name..)

GohanX

10-06-2005, 01:56 AM

Is there really a best way ta die?....(weirdos...)....peacefully i'd say

HRBEK

10-06-2005, 02:01 AM

Well, if there is a worst way to die, there is a best way to die.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

falken

10-06-2005, 06:19 AM

poboply getin funcky with a girl if your a boy
b4 you die

HRBEK

10-06-2005, 07:09 AM

Yes, that appears to be the most popular way.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Invader_gir

10-06-2005, 07:54 AM

The one i want most is to jump off the tallest tower...(forgot name..)
http://lubaszowa.tuchow.pl/galeria/albums/wiezowce/Burj_Dubai_ok_800_m_Dubaj_ZEA_zako_czenie_budowy_2008.jpg
the burj dubai ^.~

HRBEK

10-06-2005, 08:50 AM

Nice picture Invader_gir. That would be a nice building to jump off. With that sky anyway, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Annihilator Knight

10-06-2005, 09:05 PM

http://lubaszowa.tuchow.pl/galeria/albums/wiezowce/Burj_Dubai_ok_800_m_Dubaj_ZEA_zako_czenie_budowy_2008.jpg
the burj dubai ^.~

Does it have the device that goes up..its much faster then taking the stairs :/

Invader_gir

10-06-2005, 10:12 PM

i would imagine so...

HRBEK

10-07-2005, 01:05 AM

Annihilator Knight

10-18-2005, 05:28 AM

Who needs a lift. If you take the stairs you just might have enough time to think of a reason for why you shouldn't die, lol. Then again, if you reach the top and think of one you won't know what to do.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Don't have a reason why i shouldn't kill...oh wait C/D! Who will be the annoying stupid dumb moron around here now if i'm gone? O_o...

Lol...I might if become a BIG loser in the BIG future...

Stuart_the_game

10-18-2005, 07:06 AM

I remembr on spder man 2 looking @ the view on that building.Anyway i wood die ov bordem.coz i play my ps2 lots and pc.

Element Lord

11-16-2005, 02:02 AM

Walk out into my school gym during gym class before we break off and do stuff. Hold a gun to my head (preferably a colt .45) and say

"When I die, I want you to remember that You pushed me to this" I would probably be looking at this one girl, long story

Pull the trigger, Hopefully spatter blood all over those mutha f**ers

xgreendayx

11-16-2005, 11:28 PM

Old age. Duh.

DayleJ

12-06-2005, 07:53 PM

What a topic, but here goes...

I would like to die saving someone else's life, go out as a hero.

STEELIX

12-07-2005, 01:25 AM

id like to die in a heroic battle between sonic and mario (i get killed in crossfire)

Sesshy

12-07-2005, 09:18 PM

me would like to die by flesh eating zombies

Nova

12-07-2005, 09:28 PM

i would like to die old age cause i want to experience life and not set myself on fire or jump off a friggin canyon, or get eaten by anything....

Element Lord

12-08-2005, 01:55 AM

I want get shot by michael jackson in front of a bunch of guys with cameras. See u in jail/hell you loser!

DayleJ

12-08-2005, 04:10 PM

^ Harsh, i like MJ.

On what Nova said, i agree, some of you are bit extreme by wanting to get killed by flesh eating zombies, because, no you wouldn't, faced with them you would **** and piss yourself and run....not stand there and go; please eat me, this is how i want to die.

Sesshy

12-08-2005, 08:53 PM

I like to die by ...........Let me think..................................................By.........................Hmm............... ..................Wait i got it...................By.........................wait...........here it is......by....old age ........or........................or being shot in a gang war.

Element Lord

12-08-2005, 09:08 PM

haha ur crazy

Sesshy

12-09-2005, 11:21 PM

Another year later

Sesshy

12-10-2005, 01:11 AM

Jump off Empire state building with anvil tied to my leg above a pool of water(deep pool)and fall in saying.(If I could have a Hamster Mom)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nova

12-10-2005, 11:47 PM

Jump off Empire state building with anvil tied to my leg above a pool of water(deep pool)and fall in saying.(If I could have a Hamster Mom)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

child: mommy wat is that...mom: it is just a bird falling.....damn another dumass is ****ing jumping off again...thats is the 6th C/D member so far

Sesshy

12-11-2005, 12:39 AM

;) Hey Im trying to be funny

HRBEK

12-20-2005, 12:47 PM

How about being eaten by a group of man-eating Monkeys. Or being eaten by that thing in that T.V show, where you never get a really good look at the creature because it is always below the water's SURFACE. And it only comes to the SURFACE to eat or attack things....... I think it was called The Water Thing That Eats Stuff........ Homer Forever???

On a serious note, Old Age would be a good way to die (quick), but think, the lead-up to it would be bad. Having to live as an 80 year-old would be torture. Hard to walk, targeted by petty-thieves, can hardly swallow........ Wouldn't you prefer a different death after considering that?

Thanks,
HRBEK.

DeFJaM

01-05-2006, 08:28 PM

err....i know!! i wouldm like to die trying to catch a bullet in between my teeth ha ha

Dead Or Alive

01-18-2006, 09:42 PM

Suicide is fun...

By blowing up yourself and the school at the same time

Flamefist95

01-18-2006, 10:21 PM

i want to die by.................geting taken away into the eleventh demension from ghosty guys, then they rip my organs out, and back at skool people are gunna wear wut i wear and gunna do wut i did :D

(400 posts baby :D)

xgreendayx

01-18-2006, 10:34 PM

What a topic, but here goes...

I would like to die saving someone else's life, go out as a hero.

That would be a good one to. I wouldn't mind getting shot in the head though so I wouldn't feel anything.

(Now this seems like I want to die) Hmmm... A little weird. XgreendayX is scared now. *shiveres*

Element Lord

01-18-2006, 11:27 PM

cutt ing your wrists is way over rated. alot of the people have second thoughts while theyre waiting to die. that happened go my friend. she cut her wrists in the gym and starting crying after a few minutes. she was saying "I was wrong. help me." the good news is that she didnt die.

Flamefist95

01-19-2006, 01:41 AM

is that true??^^

Element Lord

01-19-2006, 09:16 PM

...no

haha sorry. working on creative ness

Flamefist95

01-19-2006, 10:00 PM

lol, that would really hurt if your cut your rists............well, deep cuts anyway

Element Lord

01-20-2006, 01:05 AM

yeah, docters say if ur going to cut ur wrists then cut down ur arm and not accross. takes less time

michael45634

01-21-2006, 03:50 PM

i'd rather kill BUSH than kill myself if i had the chance......no offense to the American ppl here......lol

Flamefist95

01-21-2006, 07:09 PM

yeah, docters say if ur going to cut ur wrists then cut down ur arm and not accross. takes less time

but it still hurts like crazy

Nova

01-21-2006, 07:39 PM

i'd rather kill BUSH than kill myself if i had the chance......no offense to the American ppl here......lol

im american and bush suks like my backround on myspace. checkit out on http:www.myspace.com/portuguesespot