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Invader_gir
10-28-2005, 03:28 PM
say any one liners that you can think of here

ill just start with a few i can think of (whether im just remembering them from somewhere or not isnt known)

im the most modest person in thw world!

im going to live forever, or die trying

old people should be shot at birth

save the whales.. collect the whole set!

two wrongs are just the beginning

borrow money from a pessimist; they dont expect it back

experience is something you dont have until just after you need it

woman who cooks corrots and peas in same pot; very unsanitary (think about it)
thats all i can really think off right now =P

Laguna Loire
10-28-2005, 03:39 PM
"I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."

"Muffins? MUFFINS!? WHY MUST YOU TURN MY HOUSE INTO A HOUSE OF MUFFINS!?"

"... ... ... ... ... ...CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! THE CODE IS CHEESE! LONG LIVE THE CHEESE!"

"Cherries are red."

"KAIOWAS!"

Ah, the randomness of it all...I'll post more later! *screaming in the background - "OH, DEAR GOD NO!"*

Invader_gir
10-28-2005, 03:43 PM
"Muffins? MUFFINS!? WHY MUST YOU TURN MY HOUSE INTO A HOUSE OF MUFFINS!?"

roflmao XP

The Latias Master
10-28-2005, 06:31 PM
"I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."

You got that from the simpsons didnt you?

Laguna Loire
10-28-2005, 07:54 PM
Yes. *woo*