News/Guy gets killed by poo......

[Kio-oh-ki]

Wow, this is one weird freak accident, my dad just got this in his mail today, the info was taken from some artical, I thought it would be interesting to share........



Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his
constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on
him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay
unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of
him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. '
With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least
an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated.
It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves that "****
happens!"

[Some1]

Sad.....But kinda funny! LoL

[Kio-oh-ki]

Its just awfull......200 pounds......& of course you can't breath. I think it was also kinda funny in a sort of way.......

[Flamefist95]

atleast he was unconscious when he hit his head
so he couldnt smell (or taste) it
bad way to die

[MORSN417]

thats bad..........i have never heard of a constipated elaphant

[Laguna Loire]

Whaha! Poor guy...but still, that's like black humour, haha... :P

[Antownee]

^ Brown Humour Lol

Thats...different

[Jack]

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[-DeViLbOy-]

O....k :eek: thats just weird but.... funny. :D

[Some1]

I told my parents they dont believe me HaHA!

[HRBEK]

About a decade ago, there was a guy who drowned in sewerage because he couldn't get loose from his parachute.......... I hope his last words weren't: "Oh Sh*t", lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[falken]

hehe thats :P ... horible :eek:

[Kio-oh-ki]

I just want to know why someone would stand at the back end of a constipated elaphant.........when trying to not make it constipated anymore:eek::confused:......

[DeFJaM]

yeah if ya gonna give an elephant laxatives you would a least take cover wouldnt you?

[Nova]

wow......now when i see dog sh** i will remember the guy who got kiklled by poo

[-DeViLbOy-]

About a decade ago, there was a guy who drowned in sewerage because he couldn't get loose from his parachute.......... I hope his last words weren't: "Oh Sh*t", lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.
Lol, how the hell would you get youre parachute stuck in sewage was he paruchuting down his toilet???.

[MORSN417]

in a simialer news i heard a story (while age) about a guy that was cleaning a cespool (thats ironic) and then a pipe burst and he drowned..........another bad way to go

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

*is knocked out for 2 hours for laughing non-stop at the funny yet horrible death that happened to a guy who i do not know.*
Okay...im okay..im done...*burst out laughing again* O-kay...im done now. But this shows how stupid some people really are... :P

[Nova]

bob: hey julie im gonna go give that elephant some medicine

julie: okay

*2 minutes later*

Bob: ok elephant here is ur medicine for that constipation u ahve

*goes behind elephants butt to see if it poops*

bob: cmon dumbe

elephant: who u calling dumbo

*throws 200 pounds of sh** on bob*

bob: cant...breathe...too...much...poop....hey isnt that my popcorn...bye bye world.

*then dies*

[Nanaki]

*shudder*

[Some1]

ROFLMAO! That was funny Nova

[MORSN417]

bob: hey julie im gonna go give that elephant some medicine

julie: okay

*2 minutes later*

Bob: ok elephant here is ur medicine for that constipation u ahve

*goes behind elephants butt to see if it poops*

bob: cmon dumbe

elephant: who u calling dumbo

*throws 200 pounds of sh** on bob*

bob: cant...breathe...too...much...poop....hey isnt that my popcorn...bye bye world.

*then dies*


nice reactment Nova

[Kio-oh-ki]

Wait until everyone heres all of this at my school.....lol.

[Peppage]

Where is the proof that this actually did happen? I have to see it to believe it.

[Some1]

Hmmm, never thought about that....

[Dead Or Alive]

nice.....

[Nanaki]

^^^ *shudder* nonetheless

[Kio-oh-ki]

Where is the proof that this actually did happen? I have to see it to believe it.
Did just have to post that...you sorta ruined the funnyness. Now I'm going to have to find the news artical......

[Peppage]

Yeah, sorry I'm such a skeptic but their are so many stories on the internet one can never be too sure. I saw an *almost* real newstory about zombies being found.

[teh33]

Yeah, sorry I'm such a skeptic but their are so many stories on the internet one can never be too sure. I saw an *almost* real newstory about zombies being found.

Almost Real?

How can something be almost real.

[Peppage]

Someone made their site look exactly like the BBC website so it seems like a real newstory and the links worked, however it was actualy fake and being hosted on their own site. I thought it was quite a good idea.

[teh33]

Ohhhhh........

[Snowqueen]

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dat guy sure was stupid