Tales of Xehius

[~Felly~]

25 minutes later, at a nearby village,
Zamina: *stops after the group enters the village* Masura, you can drop the moron now. Do whatever because we're stopping here until tomorrow morning. *walks off* Flame: >_< (At least I was quiet after Masura picked me up...)

[Jack]

Masura- *sets down Flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: Thank you for not dropping me, Masura-kun. ^_^ *walks towards the inn* Kenko: ...-_-'

[Jack]

Masura- *notices Kenko's expression* You wnated me to drop her didn't you...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: I wouldn't have cared if you dropped her at all. *shrugs* But she probably would've gotten smarter if you did drop her.

[Jack]

Masura- How'd you work that out?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: I didn't. It might've happened though. Flame: *walks back out of the inn with an instant cup of ramen* ... *begins eating the ramen* Did I miss something?

[Jack]

Masura- Kenko wanted me to drop you into the mud...

[~Felly~]

Flame: @_@ *walks off, eating her ramen*

[Jack]

Masura- Hn... *sighs*

[~Felly~]

Kenko: She obviously doesn't care... >_>

[Jack]

Masura- *glares at Kenko* Thank you Captain Obvious...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Hn... *walks off*

[Jack]

Masura- *walks off too*

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile, with Flame at the ramen stand,
Flame: Server! Three bowls of miso ramen and three bowls of chicken ramen! NOW! >_< Server: *goes to make the 6 bowls of ramen*

[Jack]

Masura- Greedy much?

[~Felly~]

Flame: Meh. Server: *places all 6 bowls on the table in front of Flame* Flame: *begins eating* ^_^

[Jack]

Masura- *sits beside Flame and takes one of her chicken ramen bowls*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *notices and snatches the bowl back* Mine! *continues eating*

[Jack]

Masura- ... Really greedy...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *finishes and notices Masura* Oh, hi, Masura-kun.

((@_@ These mall computers have super fast speeds. >_> *shrug*))

[Jack]

Masura- ... ¬_¬'

[~Felly~]

Flame: ? You want some ramen? *pokes Masura*

[Jack]

Masura- What do you think I was trying to do when I grabbed one of your bowls? Feed it to a cat? ¬_¬'

[~Felly~]

Flame: @_@ I'm sorry?

[Jack]

Masura- Never mind...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *shrug* Okay. *walks off*

[Jack]

Masura- *sighs* Chicken Ramen please...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *sits down next to Masura* Where'd the moron go? Server: *goes to make Masura's chicken ramen*

[Jack]

Tyrant- *shrugs* Dunno. Don't really care...

[~Felly~]

((Masura...))

Kenko: Me neither... Server: *places Masura's chicken ramen in front of him* Kenko: *shrugs* Pork ramen... Server: *goes to make Kenko's ramen*

[Jack]

Masura- *slowly eating his ramen*

[~Felly~]

Server: *places Kenko's ramen in front of him* Kenko: *begins to slowly eat his ramen as well*

[Jack]

Meanwhile...

Silita- *in her room in an Inn*

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile,
Kenko: *finishes his ramen and places the money for his bowl on the table* I'm gone... *walks off*

[Jack]

Masura- *also finishes and pays* I'm gone too. *dissapears*

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile, at the inn,
Kenko: *knocking on the door to Silita's room*

[Jack]

Silita- Kenko?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: That's me...

[Jack]

Silita- Ah... Come in...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *walks in the room, closing the door behind him* Hey.

[Jack]

Silita- Hey...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *sits on the bed* Are you doing anything right now?

[Jack]

Silita- No, not really.

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Then do you want to come sit up on the roof with me? We'll be alone.. Unless Satoshi comes and wants to be stupid...

[Jack]

Silita- He probably will...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Well, if he does, I'll make it to where he doesn't come back and bother us... *smiles*

[Jack]

Silita- I get the feeling that's gonna hurt... Hurt him at least *gets up*

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Of c-- Satoshi: *slams the door open* HI! Kenko: ...>_> Satoshi, I'm giving you 5 seconds to leave before I hurt you... Satoshi: *disappears, slamming the door shut behind him! Kenko: ...

[Jack]

Silita- ¬_¬

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Next time he does that, he's dead...

[Jack]

Silita- We could get Tyrant to do what he did to Sitoshal to Satoshi ^_^

[~Felly~]

Kenko: That could work... But I'd rather have him alive so I can kill him personally. ^_^ Then again, Tyrant's way seems better.

[Jack]

Silita- Heh... It does doesn't it...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Yeah, it does. It's just getting Kumiko distracted long enough for him to do it...

[Jack]

Silita- Maybe we can make it seem that Satoshi almost kills Kumiko?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: That works... That's the only way he can break the promise he made to her...

[Jack]

Silita- But how can we do it?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: ...I'll be back in a couple minutes... *disappears*

Meanwhile, in Dragohar City,
Kenko: *knocking on the door to Kumiko's house*

[Jack]

Tyrant- *opens the door* We don't want a new sofa-- Kenko? Aren't you on a mission?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: One, I'm not here to give you a sofa... Two, yes, I'm on a mission... I just need to talk to Kumiko for a second.

[Jack]

Tyrant- Oh, ok.

[~Felly~]

((1.))

Kids: *come downstairs and tackle Kenko* ^_^ Kenko: *falls backwards*

[Jack]

Tyrant- *sighs* Sorry about that. They put extra sugar in their breakfast...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *standing at the bottom of the staircase* And there's nothing wrong with them putting extra sugar in their breakfast, Tyrant-kun. *to Kenko* Aren't you on a mission?... Kenko: ...

[Jack]

Tyrant- There's nothing wrong with it... It's just it makes them hyper...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *to Tyrant* Okay, then... Kenko: I am on a mission... I came to ask you something, which I know that Tyrant would LOVE to do...

[Jack]

Tyrant- Oh! Is it h-- No, it can't be...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *to the kids* Upstairs... Now... Kids: *go upstairs* Kumiko: *sits on the couch* Kenko: *sits in of the armchairs* Kumiko: ...So why did you come..? Kenko: Because Satoshi is really annoying and since Tyrant is probabl-- Kumiko: Tyrant-kun's not going to kill Satoshi because he made a promise to me... (That if he breaks it, he's screwed...)

[Jack]

Tyrant- *upstairs, trying to teach Haku a new technique* No! Not like that!

A wild red beam shoots just above Tyrant's head, and blasts a hole in the wall

[~Felly~]

Kenko: ...>_> Kumiko: *quietly sighs and stands up* I'll be back in a second... Kenko: Okay. Kumiko: *walks upstairs, looking somewhat annoyed*

[Jack]

Kyoko- Buuuuuuusted...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *to Kyoko* Quiet. *to Haku* Practice that outside. *to Tyrant* ...Well, I don't really have anything to say to you...

[Jack]

Tyrant- I'll take him outside to teach him that thing... *takes Haku downstairs and outside*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *grabs Tyrant by his shirt* ^_^ Good job. *pushes Tyrant forward* Sorry.

[Jack]

Tyrant- *closes the front door* Ok, Haku. No more blasting holes in th-- HAKU!

Another wild red beam just narrowly misses Tyrant and goes straight through the window

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *ducked to avoid the beam* Kumiko: *was barely hit by the beam* ... *eye twitches* Kenko: Um, I think I'll just ask later... You seem to be a bit annoyed... *stands up* Kumiko: *pushes Kenko back down* I'll be done in a second... *walks outside*

[Jack]

Tyrant- Run, Haku, Run! Haku- *runs off* Tyrant- *runs off too, following Haku*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: ...(When they come back...) *walks back inside, slamming the door shut behind her* Kenko: Um... I can come back later... Kumiko: *sits back down on the couch* No... Actually, yes, come back later.. And on your way out, get Tyrant-kun... Kenko: Um, okay? *walks outside, quietly closing the door behind him* ... *begins walking towards the city exit*

[Jack]

On the other side of the city...

Tyrant- *panting for breath* Haku- *also panting* Tyrant- Your mother is so gonna kill us...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *standing behind Haku and Tyrant* Yeah and I'd advise you to not go home either... By the way, she sent me to tell you two to go home...

[Jack]

Tyrant- ... -_- Great...

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *walks past them* Oh and try to be a little more careful next time... ^_^

[Jack]

Tyrant- *teleports himself and Haku to the house*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *walks out, tapping her staff on her hand* ... *grins evilly*

Meanwhile,
Kenko: *appears in Silita's room* I'm back...

[Jack]

Meanwhile...

Tyrant- It was Haku! Haku- Dad! >_<

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *points staff at Tyrant* Doesn't matter. You're the older one. ^_^ *bashes Tyrant until he ends up like Masura, Flame, AND Satoshi*

[Jack]

Log- *lying on the floor with many dents in it* Tyrant- *sitting on the top of the stairs* Hey, mine's still a log, ha!

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *shoves Tyrant down the stairs* Is that why you just got shoved downstairs...?

[Jack]

Log- *falls down the stairs* Tyrant- Heh, I love that...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *blocks ALL forms of replacement jutsus* ... *appears behind Tyrant and bashes him to a pulp again* ...

[Jack]

Tyrant Clone- *dissapears* Tyrant- Clones aren't a replacement, it's a copy ^_^

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: ...*somewhat annoyed* ... *disappears*

Meanwhile,
Kumiko: *knocks on the door to Takarata's house*

[Jack]

Takarata- *stands 5 feet away from the door and opens it with magic* I'm not getting hit...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: ...*shrugs* ...Okay. Um, can you do me a favor..?

[Jack]

Takarata- What do you want...?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Can y... Wait, never mind! ^_^ *closes the door and walks back to the house*

[Jack]

Takarata- ... -_-

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *appears behind the REAL Tyrant and restricts his movements and ALL of his jutsu* Hello, Tyrant-kun...

[Jack]

Tyrant Clone- *disspears* Haku- Dad said he knew you'd do that so he created that clone and took off somewhere... But why aren't you punishing me... I mean, I'm the one who broke the window and the wall...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *sits down on the stairs* Because you get punished enough. ^_^ And I'm nicer than your dad... *ruffles Haku's hair* Just be a little more careful next time, okay?

[Jack]

Haku- OK! ^_^

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Now could you tell me where he is? Please?

[Jack]

Haku- Sorry, Mom. He didn't tell me. He's obviously scared...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *laughs* Him? Scared? That's a first! ^_^ *stands up and ruffles Haku's hair again* You watch your sisters. I'm going to go find him. ^_^ *walks towards the door, then stops* ... *grins evilly*

[Jack]

Haku- He's not gonna be the same for a few days is he...?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *shrugs* Maybe. Maybe not. *walks out of the house and quietly closes the door*

[Jack]

Haku- *transforms back into Tyrant and quietly chuckles*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *looks around, shrugs, then heads towards the elder's house*

[Jack]

Haku- *comes out from where he was hiding* That was a good plan, Dad. Tyrant- It was wasn't it ^_^

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *grabs Tyrant by his shirt* You really think I'm that stupid, don't you...?

[Jack]

Tyrant- Is that a trick question?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *hits Tyrant in the head with her staff* ...No.

[Jack]

Tyrant- ... That doesn't hurt anymore...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *hits Tyrant in the face with her staff* Well, I hope that did! >_<

[Jack]

Tyrant- *yawns* Nope...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Okay then... *stands up and innocently hits Tyrant in the groin area* Hah!

[Jack]

Tyrant- Hmm... Nope.

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: >_< *throws her staff at Tyrant and walks upstairs into hers and Tyrant's room*

[Jack]

Tyrant- *catches the staff and sets it agaisnt the wall*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *walks back downstairs with a bag* ...>_< *looks around* Where the-- Oh... *sees her staff, grabs it, and walks towards the door*

[Jack]

Tyrant- *leaning agaisnt the wall* Going somewhere?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *walks past Tyrant, opens the door, and slams it shut* Haku: I think she's mad...

[Jack]

Tyrant- She is, son... She is.

[~Felly~]

Haku: Is she going to come back...?

[Jack]

Tyrant- Dunno...

[~Felly~]

Haku: Then shouldn't we go find her?

[Jack]

Tyrant- No... No... We'll probably make her more mad...

[~Felly~]

Haku: Then what are we going to do...?

[Jack]

Tyrant- We can work on that move I was teaching you...

[~Felly~]

Haku: Okay! ^_^

[Jack]

Meanwhile...

Masura- *lying down on his bed in his room in the inn*

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile, with Kenko and Silita,
Kenko: *walks into the room and quietly closes the door* I think it's better if I ask later...

[Jack]

Silita- Why? What did Tyrant do?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: Actually, Kumiko's really mad at Tyrant right now for something that Haku did.

[Jack]

Silita- How does that work out?

[~Felly~]

Kenko: *shrugs* Don't know...

[Jack]

Silita- Hm...

Meanwhile...

Masura- *pulls out a noteped and a pencil, and starts drawing something*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: *slams the door open to Masura's room and throws her bag on the other bed in the room* ...

Meanwhile,
Kenko: *blinks* Is something wrong?

[Jack]

Meanwhile...

Masura- *sits up* KUMIKO! >_<

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Guess what? I'm staying... If you have a problem with it, take it up with someone who gives a d*mn.. *sits on the bed*

[Jack]

Masura- I don't care oif you stay but... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: No, I won't get out of your room... So deal with it.

[Jack]

Masura- You don't want me to deal with it... Cos it'll hurt...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Hn... Unless you wanna end up like Sitoshal, I'd advise you not to say that. *lays down on the bed*

[Jack]

Masura- That excuse is so old. It doesn't scare me. Now... *grabs Kumiko by her shirt, drags her out the room, throws her bag at her, then locks the door*

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: I hate you too, Masura! >_< *grabs her bag and walks back downstairs* Zamina: *accsidentally runs into Kumiko* Hey, watch where you're going you-- *notices that it's Kumiko* ...Oh, sorry, Kumiko. Kumiko: It's okay... >_> Zamina: Something wrong? Kumiko: Masura... *looks around* Hey, where's the moron? Zamina: Ramen stand. Why? Kumiko: Just asking... *walks past Zamina and out of the inn*

[Jack]

Masura- *teleports to the ramen stand* Flame, Bad news.

[~Felly~]

Flame: *with food in her mouth* What?

[Jack]

Masura- Kumiko's showed up. She says she's joining the mission...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *nearly chokes on her ramen, but doesn't, then coughs* WHAT?! *slams her head down on the counter* I hate this, I hate this, I hate this....

[Jack]

Masura- *grabs Flame's head and holds it in place* Calm down, woman >_> I need your help to get rid of her....

[~Felly~]

Flame: *finishes her ramen* And get killed by Tyrant? No way! >_<

[Jack]

Masura- Tyrant won't kill us...

[~Felly~]

Flame: Wait... Is Tyrant with Kumiko?..

[Jack]

Masura- Fortunately, No...

[~Felly~]

Flame: Oh, good! That means I can initiate my worst prank to get Kumiko to leave this mission!

[Jack]

Masura- What is it?

[~Felly~]

Flame: *grins evilly, then pulls out a scroll* Heheh... *unrolls the scroll* There's only one problem. She's going to have to stay in your room.

[Jack]

Masura- NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

[~Felly~]

Flame: *flinches at the tone of Masura's voice* Yeah... That was the problem I was really afraid to tell you about...

[Jack]

Masura- Why MY room!?

[~Felly~]

Flame: Your room's the only one with two beds in it...

[Jack]

Masura- ... Fine...

[~Felly~]

Flame: Okay. Now we just need two buckets of ice, two buckets of water, a LOT of ramen, and a dry, sleeping Kumiko.

[Jack]

Masura- *starts chanting summoning spells and all the items appear on the floor one by one, except Kumiko of course*

[~Felly~]

Flame: ...Okay. We'll just... Inititate the plan tonight..

[Jack]

Masura- Ok... But how are we going to get Kumiko to sleep in my room... I mean, I threw her out once...

[~Felly~]

Flame: Don't worry about that...

Back at the inn,
Kumiko: No more rooms?! Inn Keeper: Did I stutter? Kumiko: But-- ...Argh! >_< *walks out of the inn*

[Jack]

Meanwhile...

Masura- Ok. But only for one night!

[~Felly~]

Flame: She'll be gone first thing tomorrow morning.

[Jack]

Masura- Good...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *sees Kumiko coming towards the ramen stand* Well, enough with that... Kumiko: ...Enough with what? Flame: Nothing!

[Jack]

Masura- Enough with Ramen. Got a problem?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: No... Flame: Um... I'll just be going now. *whispers to Masura* Make sure she knows that she can stay in your room at the inn... *walks off*

[Jack]

Masura- So what are you doing here?

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Your brother's being an arse... >_<

[Jack]

Masura- ... And I care why? I meant what are you doing here and not at the inn...

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: There's no more rooms at the inn... >_>

[Jack]

Masura- So you need to stay in my room... Fine. But only for one night. After that, you will find another room.

[~Felly~]

Kumiko: Fine! *walks back to the inn*

[Jack]

Masura- Hn...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *reappears* Well, phase 1 of the plan is complete... >_>

[Jack]

Masura- Yeah...

[~Felly~]

That night, in Masura's room,
Kumiko: *sleeping* Flame: *tieing the buckets above Kumiko's body* ...>_> (Come on, you stupid rope... >_<)

[Jack]

Masura- *sitting on the edge of his bed, watching Flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *finishes, then sits next to Masura on the bed*

[Jack]

Masura- *whispers* What happens now?

[~Felly~]

Flame: *whispers back* Well, you can open the window so we can get the hell outta here when I pull the string.. Unless you want an early death?

[Jack]

Masura- *whispers back* Window sounds good... *quietly opens the window and crawls out*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *pulls the string, then dives out of the window* The buckets tip over and water, ice, salt, and lots of ramen pour out of the buckets onto Kumiko. Flame: Run. *runs* Kumiko: *abruptly wakes up* FLAME! >_<

[Jack]

Masura- *runs like hell* *to Flame* Nice one!

[~Felly~]

Flame: Haha, thanks! But she's going to murder us now! (Unless she goes to Tyrant... Then he'll MURDER us.)

[Jack]

Masura- She won't. I'll guarantee you that

[~Felly~]

Flame: Whatever... *continues running*

[Jack]

A few minutes later...

Masura- *stops running* Dang. Must have run at least 10 miles...

[~Felly~]

Flame: *stops running and sits down* Probably... Maybe even more... *lays down*