Tales of Randomness Pt. II

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

yup, its back. and better than ****in ever!

Name-Point Cataclsym
Gender-Male
Weapons-Fatcat, Kitty Condo, Decrepit Old...RAMEN PACKAGES! *gaspage!*

P.C.-*slaps whoever joins this thread who wasnt in the original, and slaps who ever made the poser second one* MAHAHAHAHA!

[Forte.Exe]

Name-Jackal
Gender-dog...male
Weapons-a badly designed wig, half a sandwhich, toe nail clipper and a smoked fish

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

*slaps forte* take that jackal!

[~Felly~]

((Meh, fine... I'll join. Beware, FEL has returned and she's more evil than ever! :P [That was a pun on my own username...]

Name: Flame
Gender: Female
Weapons: Many deadly weapons, the many permits, her Author's Powers, and of course, her hands.

[Jack]

Name- Jack
Gender- Male
Weapons- Goldukare, Aston Martin DBRS9 with lots of weapon upgrades on it

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Jack- *slashes Flame to death with Goldukare* Eat blade scumbag.

[~Felly~]

Flame: *blocks all attacks with her kanata [as Flame calls it]* I hate you too, Jack. ^_^

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

Mahaha i decide who dies! *makes pies fall to the ground crushing everyone in their sugarry goodness.*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *comes back to life* Hi, everyone! ^_^

[Jack]

Jack- *unharmed* You don't deicide who dies P.C *Kills P.C*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *takes her trusty kitchen pot and hits Jack on the head from behind* Oh yeah! Author powers pwn!

[Jack]

Jack- Ow... *dizzy* *regains sense, grabs a steel pan, and whacks Flame round the side of the head with it*

[~Felly~]

Flame: @_@... *shakes her head* Angry wife powers! Activate! *chases Jack around with the pot in hand*

[Jack]

Jack- *teleports into his car, puts a teleport block around and in the car, and drives off*

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

*throws Jacks car into a river* nahaha! i will make u...eat sugary goodness! CALL FORTH TEH FIRE...WAGON!

[~Felly~]

Flame: ...Fire wagon?

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal- go my supermegaultradestructo water..WAGON!

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

OH NOES! Call forth the electric slide!!!! NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW TO MY SUPERIOR DANCING AND SPELIIN9 SCILZ!!!111!!!

[~Felly~]

Flame: ...Nah, I'm good...

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal- i challenge you to a dance off in.. D...D...R

[~Felly~]

Flame: You're on!! ^_^

[Jack]

Jack- *drives his car underwater and shoots fishes* Hehe...

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

in soviet russia, the fish shoot you!

[Jack]

jACK- In England, I shoot you!

[~Felly~]

Flame: In Japan, ninjas shoot you! xP

[Jack]

Jack- *drives his car out the water and onto the road*

[Forte.Exe]

jackal-my paper powered house can play Mp5's while cooking my neighbors and making me mega poptarts in the laundries private quarters.

[~Felly~]

Flame: ...Meh? Meh to you all, I say! Meh! *smites everyone*

[Jack]

Jack- *revives as a fly, and bugs Flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *stabs the fly with her kanata* HAH! Flies don't scare me...

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal- *revives the ancient legendary aqua fly, which plays mp3s* die!

[Jack]

Jack- *revives as a T-rex*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *makes one of her permits appear in her hand* I have a permit that keeps T-rexes away from me.

[Jack]

Jack- *eats the permit, then eats Flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: HAH! Author powers, activate! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! *1000 Shadow Clones appear in Jack's stomach, thus making him explode* Flame: ...Now to go find a lake. *disappears*

[Jack]

Jack- *revives as a dragon* *flying through the air*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *sees a lake* Lake! *jumps in the lake with her clothes on and gets all of the blood and dinosaur guts off of her*

[Jack]

Jack- *flies down into the lake and stabs Flame with his talons*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *scrambles out of the lake before she was grabbed and starts running away*

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal-*eats the lake and spits it back on flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: BARRIER! *a barrier appears around her because of her author powers*

[Jack]

Jack- *destroys Flame's author powers with a jet of flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *had kept running* I own you with my author powers~!!

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal- *throws a heatseeking nuclear powered bowling ball at flame*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *takes out her katana and throws it at the bowling ball, then keeps running* (Geh, people wonder how I failed the mile run in school...)

[Jack]

Jack- *flies over Flame and relases a jet of flame down on her*

[~Felly~]

Flame: *had avoided it because she was running* Bah! Stupid running skills!

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal- *throws an indestructible smoked fish that will never stop until it hits its target and moves at the speed of light at flame*

(this is like a kill flame RPG)

[~Felly~]

((Yes, it is... BUT I SHALL SMITE YOU! :P))

Flame: *keeps running, but goes faster* D*mn, I knew I should've listened to my gym teacher in school! >_<

[Jack]

Jack- *dives down and flies next to Flame* If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Hop on

[~Felly~]

Flame: ...(Geh, just do it... You're gonna die anyway.) *hops on to Jack*

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal-*stands here doing nothing bringing the action to a sudden stop*

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

*shoots jackel* i think il go play Technu Z

[~Felly~]

Flame: *to Jack* So why are you helping me...?

[Forte.Exe]

Jackal-the voices in his mp3 player tells him to

[Sesshy]

O kill flame rp got it


Name-Jay
Weapon-All things ever made
Gender Male-

Jay-*fires rocket from rocket launcher at jackal*

[Jack]

Jack- Because I am. Now shut up questioning me before I change my mind.