Christmas Question

[Element Lord]

You know the old story, if you're good, santa brings you gifts. if you're bad he brings you coal? well say hypothetically, Santa is real for a minute. What if you ask for coal and then you're a complete jerk all year? what do you get? firewood?

[Invader_gir]

You don't get anything?

[GohanX]

Oh you'd get your coal...chucked upside your head ofcourse:P

[Element Lord]

also, coal is pretty valuable now-a-days isn't it? seems like you should give a bad kid something less expensive. like a cheap coal substitute.

[Radaghast4]

HAHA, yeah, give all of the bad kids peat! That would be rather humorous: "Here's some decaying wood and dirt!"

[Forsaken]

give them firelighters! or Napalm! use them to effectively torch ur entire neighbourhood in a mass arson at christmas time! :D :D :D

damn Santa Claus didnt come down my chimney, now I gotta sweep it myself :(

[Element Lord]

haha that's not fur lining his suit. it's feather dusters!

i heard somebody's theory that santa kidnaps you and puts you to work in his shop up north. eventually the malnutrition stunts your growth. THAT'S what those things are. screw elves!

[Nitrous]

well say hypothetically, Santa is real for a minute

what? he's not real? I'm going to cry like an emo child with a pocket knife now:P

[Element Lord]

use a razor blade. easier.

[Radaghast4]

hehe, nice.

Have you guys ever heard of like the 'anti-Santa'? I'm not sure WHERE, exactly, but there was an old European legend that this guy named Black Jack would ride through the village in a carraige and whip all of the bad kids with his horse whip on Christmas...

[Element Lord]

yeah yeah i heard about that guy in french class. he uses a whip called a martinet or something like that. looks like a small cat-o-nine tales. it's rather kinky looking

[DayleJ]

i don't get it? cuz santa is real?

[Element Lord]

what?

[Nova]

Santa's real

[Element Lord]

well that would definitely explain the white hairs i found on the floor of my parents' room. not that I want it to.

[Soba]

Nowadays, kids get a seasons beating.
:3