The Lounge VI

[Jack]

Yes, the legend returns. The Lounge. Old RPers will remember this but for the new guys I'll explain. The Lounge is just an RPG where you don't need to sign up, you just do things randomly. You can chill in the Bar with Mac the Bartender, or go out into the streets and wreak havoc. So without further ado, let The Lounge VI begin.

[~Felly~]

Okay. I'm just gonna make up a little sign up sheet so you all know a little about my character or whatever. You guys who want to participate don't HAVE to do this. It's only if you want to. Basically, it's an anything goes RP as long as it follows the rules. And for the record, any of you wishing to provide a bit of information about your character(s), you can use the same form I'm using. I don't care much. (Even if things are edited out.)

Name: Kumori Kadawashoi
Age: 14
Gender: Obviously female.
Weapon: A twin sided emerald katana
Hair Color: Black with purple streaks
Eye Color: Emerald green
Location of Home: About three hours away from the bar

Kumori: *walks into the bar and sits at the bar* Hey, Mac. I'll take a medium Coke.

[Jack]

A tall, dark man, with brown eyes, dark brown spiked hair with blonde highlights on the spikes, and a large red sword in sheath on his back is sitting in the corner, with a half full bottle of Irn-Bru infront of him on the table.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *finishes her drink and tosses the cup behind her* I'll take the orange Monster. =/ Mac: Wow, Kumori. You're gonna get "high" off of Monster again? Kumori: Yes, Mac. Yes, I am. :| *takes the Monster and begins drinking it*

[Jack]

Kazaro- This should be intresting...

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *is now "high" off of Monster* ... *grabs a baseball bat and walks over to Kazaro* Hey. Aren't you that Richard Simmons guy?

[Jack]

Kazuro- No, but if you try anything stupid with that bat, I'll try something stupid with my sword...

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *swings the bat at Kazuro's head by accident* Haha! This is fun! We should play more, Richard Simmons!

[Jack]

Kazuro- *quickly dodges the bat, pulls out his sword and slashes the bat in half*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *jumps up and down, then hugs Kazuro* You're soft like a teddy bear, Richard Simmons!

[Jack]

Kazuro- MAC! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE HER THAT MONSTER!? >_< Mac- She pays, I deliver. Kazuro- I so hate you. Mac- I'll deal with it. Kazuro- ¬_¬

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *regains her sanity and takes her seat back at the bar* Besides, I'm a regular here. So... I have a running tab that I pay using money I earn from various missions. =/

[Jack]

Kazuro- ... ¬_¬' I'm outta here. *walks out the door, gets in his Audi R8 and drives off*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: He's such a loser. =/ Can I have another Monster, Mac? Mac: Sure. The things that happen when you get "high" off of Monster gets good views on YouTube. *gives Kumori another Monster* Kumori: I bet it does. *begins drinking the Monster*

[Jack]

Cameraman- Good? Great more like. We've got a whole series going from this hyped up idiot!

[~Felly~]

Kumori: =/ Thanks for the credit, sir. But for the record, the effects won't take any effect until I have someone to torture. *swivels around to Mac* While we're waiting, lemme have another Monster. Mac: Sure thing. *gives Kumori another Monster* Kumori: *begins drinking said Monster*

[Nova]

*Niko Bellic walks in*(everyone knows what he looks like)
Niko- hey Bartender! Pass me the green Monster.

[Jack]

Kazuro- *cruising through the city at 40mph* Nothing intresting happens in this city... Radio- All Units, armed robbery in progress at City Bank, I repeat, armed robbery in progress at City Bank. All Units respond. Kazuro- DCI Arzama responding. ETA 2 minutes. Radio- Roger, DCI. Kazuro- *opens the glovebox, takes out a portable siren, turns it on and attaches it to the top of the car roof* *Accelerates sharply, weaving between traffic*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *drinking her 3rd Monster* Mac: Kumori... Someone's here. =/ *gives Niko the green Monster* Kumori: *glances over at Mac* I need MORE people to torture. It's more fun that way. ^^ Mac: You're such a strange girl. Kumori: *shrugs* Eh. I'm like that.

[Jack]

Meabwhile...

Kazuro- *skids to a stop outside the bank, and gets out the car, with a Desert Eagle in one hand, and his sword on his back* Sergeant! What we got? Sergeant- 4 Robbers, all armed with AK-47s. They have everyone in there held as hostage. Kazuro- Normal day at the office then. Sergeant- For you, maybe. Kazuro- Shut up, Sergeant. How many exits? Sergeant- Two. Main doors infront of us and a side door. We've got both covered. Kazuro- Ok, good. *runs around to the side of the bank*

[Nova]

Niko-*drinks the monster and cell phone begins to ring* Hello? Phone- Niko! It's Packie, we need you to come get mne and my brother. We robbed the bank but we lost two guys. Michael told me of the secret exit undeer the bank that they built during the cold war, just meet us at the subway station. Niko- God dammit Packie, can't you inform me of these things before you do them....ok I'll meet you at the subway station. *leaves and gets into his FIB Buffalo* Gotta love FIB cars. *races off towards the subway station*

[Jack]

Kazuro- *kicks the door down, and runs in, pointing his desert eagle everywhere* Nobody move! Bank Manager- *lying on the floor* Don't shoot. The robbers have disappeared! Kazuro- Where!? Bank Manager- Probably the secret tunnel underneath the bank. Kazuro- Where does it lead? Bank Manager- The subway station a few streets from here. Kazuro- Ok. *runs out to his car* Sergeant! Get half your men with me to the subway! Now! Sergeant- Roger that! *talks on the radio* Kazuro- *gets in his car, turns on the attached siren, starts the engine, and accelerates violently* They might aswell give up now.

[Nova]

Niko-*arrives at Subway stsation and drives down*Packie-Over here Niko-*turns and sees Packie and Derrick running towards them with bags of money* Ok put i in the car and lets go

*a few minutes later*

Niko- *drives down the subway tracks* Ill get out in the enxt couple stops, maybe next time you should plan this out more?

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile,
Kumori: *drinking more Monster than recommended on the can* Mac: Errr... Kumori? At the rate you're drinking that Monster, you're going to kill yourself. Kumori: *sets can down and stares at Mac* And why do you say that? Mac: *picks can up and points at the can's label* "Warning: If you drink more than 3 cans a day, you'll die." Kumori: Psh. *takes can from Mac and continues drinking* When I die, you can just get rid of my corpse. :|

[Jack]

Kazuro- *chasing Niko and Packie down the tracks with his foot slammed hard into the accelerator* *shouts out the window* Stop the f*cking car now, before I make you stop!

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *lands on top of Niko and Packie's car, holding a can of Monster and wobbling around more than normal* Haha! The great Kumori always shows up late for the action! ^^

[Jack]

Kazuro- Gah, not her again. *closing in the car until he is bumper to bumper with it* I warned you two. *sticks his Desert Eagle out the window, and shoots at the two back tyres of Niko's car, popping them*

[Nova]

Niko- damn, hold on guys *puts on the emergency brakes causing Kumori to fly off and Kazuro's car to hit it hard* Ok there's the maintence exit. go that way. Packie and Derrick get out, Niko reaches into the glove compartment, takes out an Uzi and an unidentified object* This will hurt *drops the unidentified object into the car and runs* Guys hurry get in and close the door! *as the door closes Niko's car explodes*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *flips and lands, then runs drunkenly over to the explosion area* Hey! That's not nice! >_<

[Jack]

Kazuro- *dives out the car, and runs to a safe distance as the cars explode* Damn it! That car was new! And expensive! *reloads his desert eagle, and starts chasing Niko and Packie*

[Nova]

((man this is getting too intense for a lounge rpg, time to dum things down))

Niko- ok we're far enough. Packie- nice fireworks back there....geez im thirsty Niko-*sets up table* Spot of tea?

[Jack]

Kazuro- *runs in and headshots Packie, killing him* *points the gun at Niko* Give yourself up now, or you end up like your boyfriend here.

[Nova]

((That was mean))

Niko-*puff of smoke and disappears*????????

*Somewhere in the City*
Niko- I wonder how my clone did with Packie?

[Jack]

((Yep =]))

Kazuro- *puts his gun away, and picks up the bags full of cash* *over his radio* DCI Armaza, calling in. I've retrieved the money. One suspect dead, other has escaped. Command- *over radio* Roger that. We've got a van coming round to collect it. Kazuro- Man, my car... *thinks* No, I shouldn't... But I guess I could... A reward... *looks round, then opens one bag and takes about £150,000 out, closing the bag quickly afterwards* *pockets the money in his jacket pockets, and quickly closes them*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *appears behind Kazuro* Oi! You don't plan on KEEPING that money, do you? It isn't yours to begin with!

[Nova]

Niko- *checks his bag and sees he only has 100,000 of the $250,000* Think of it as a present officer person

[Jack]

Kazuro- It's to pay for my new car. Now leave me alone.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *shakes head* You could always walk... It's much faster, y'know.

[Jack]

Kazuro- You really think walking is faster than an Audi supercar...

[~Felly~]

Kumori: Yes. Besides, you don't need some stupid car. You're just killing the Earth anyway. =/

((Yes, Kumori's enviromentalist.))

[Jack]

Kazuro- You acutally believe that? Global Warming is just a hoax.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *slaps Kazuro* IT IS NOT A HOAX. We could die TOMORROW because of your STUPID car! >_<

[Jack]

Kazuro- If global warming was real, it would have happened by now. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an Audi dealer to see. *walks off*

[Nova]

Niko-Man I need a better job *walks by Car Deealership and see's Hlep Wanted sign* Perfect *he goes in and signs a contract...yadayada* I am now a certified member of the Audi team...time to start selling some cars

[~Felly~]

Kumori: Little b*stard.. *shrugs* I do need a job though.. I wonder if I could find one with that b*stard. *follows Kazuro*

[Jack]

Kazuro- *notices Kumori( Why are you still following me...?

[~Felly~]

Kumori: Because I need a job... >_>

[Jack]

Kazuro- So? Why do you need to follow me for a job?

[~Felly~]

Kumori: I was hoping you'd have one. =/

[Jack]

Kazuro- Hn... You want to be part of the police force... Well sorry to burst your bubble but you need to train for like 6 years before you can become a proper officer.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: ...Are there any OTHER jobs that are temporary? I'm always going places, so I'm never in one place for too long...

[Jack]

Kazuro- Hm... The only one I can think of that doesn't require training is receptionist... The officers usually do a rota on that though.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *shrugs* I could do that... (After all, I do need something to do so I can pay off my extremely high tab for all of those Monsters and stuff I got from Mac. -_-;;

[Jack]

Kazuro- Hn... I'll have to check with the Super Intendent. Now, excuse me, but I have an Audi to get. *walks off towards the Audi dealer*

At the Audi Dealership...

Kazuro- *walks in and walks up the desk at the back of the showroom* Hey, You got any black R8s in stock? Employee- Er, let me check. *types a few things in on the computer* Yeah, we have two R8s in black. They're different specs. I presume you want the top range model? Kazuro- Yeah, please. Employee- Ok, I'll get it out here. *dials a number in the phone on the desk infront of him* Hey, Bobby. Bring the Black R8 round to the front of the showroom. The top of the range model. Yeah, Ok. Thanks. *puts the phone down* Ok, follow me. *walks out the front of the showroom* Kazuro- *follows, just as the car comes round* There it is. Haha, beautiful car, don't ya reckon. Employee- Yeah, definately the best thing to come out of the Audi factory in a while. Ok, so this the one you want? Kazuro- Yeah. Employee- Ok, we'll just need to work out some forms and stuff and we'll be good to go. Wait here, please. *walks into the showroom, and comes out a few minutes later with some forms and a pen* Just sign where it says sign, and everything will be good to go. Kazuro- *scans the form, nods and signs it* Employee- *checks the form and looks suprised* You're doing direct payment right here. I see. That'll be £78,000. Kazuro- Yeah, sure. *pulls out the £150,000 he had earlier, and takes the amount out of it, handing it the employee* *checks the money* Yep... Hold on, there's £80,000 here. Kazuro- Yeah. A little tip for you. Employee- £2,000? Kazuro- Yeah, don't spend it all in one place, eh. *chuckles* Employee- Oh, no. This is going towards the new car I'm getting. *whispers* Don't tell the boss, I'm getting a BMW. *laughs* Kazuro- *chuckles* Your secret is safe with me. Ok, thanks for everything. Just one last thing. Employee- What's that? Kazuro- The keys? Employee- They're in the car. Kazuro- Ok, thanks. *gets in the car, closes the door and start the engine, which gives a load purr* Haha, beautiful noise.

[Nova]

Niko- *comes out holding a bag of sand*So theres the car which I put sand in the intake *yells to Kazuro* That cars performance will be alot better now, theres some quality sand in there.*goes back to the showroom*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *appears beside Niko* I don't think you're supposed to tell him that there's sand in the car... And at that, are you even sure you rigged the right car?

[Jack]

Kazuro- *drives over to Niko and Kumori* Yah, he rigged the wrong car. Just look over there. *points to the other R8 which has smoke pouring from it*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *sweatdrop* You all fail.. *disappears*

At the lounge place,
Kumori: Monster Khaos please. Mac: *hands her a Monster Khaos* Still haven't gotten any money? Kumori: No... I'm trying, but nothing's been coming up.. There's no missions or anything... *sighs and takes a sip of her Monster Khaos*

[Jack]

Kazuro- *pulls out his desert eagle and shoots Niko dead, before slamming the accelerator and speeding off into the distance*

[~Felly~]

Meanwhile,
Kumori: *sighs* You know, Mac? Mac: Hm? Kumori: You should definatly set up an odd jobs board in here! ^_^ I would take most of the jobs, of course. Mac: Okay, Kumori. One problem. How would I set up an odd job board WITH NO MONEY?! Kumori: I could set it up! ^_^;; Mac: Huh...

[Jack]

Kazuro- *drives straight through the front door, smashing the door to pieces and crushing a few tables* You need a drive-thru, Mac.

[~Felly~]

Mac: *mumbles some swears* ... *sighs and depression lines appear on his face* I would MAKE a drive-thru if people would stop DESTROYING MY LOUNGE! >_< Kumori: I'm definatly not fixing that. :|

[Jack]

Kazuro- Bleh. People wouldn't destroy the lounge if there was a drive-thru =/

[~Felly~]

Kumori: ...Um.. I'm going to go run up my tab at the hardware store to start making the odd jobs board. =/ *walks off* Mac: *to Kazuro* You can fix the mess your d*mned car made. -_-

[Jack]

Kazuro- No thanks. Mac- ... ¬_¬

[~Felly~]

Mac: *grabs Kazuro and pins him to the wall* You'll fix it or I'll sue you. Kumori: *walks back in carrying a mess of wood, hammers, nails, and screwdrivers* Back! ^_^ *sets wood down away from Kazuro and puts an anti-Kazuro barrier around it*

[Jack]

Kazuro- *pushes Mac off him and pulls out his badge* I have enough evidence on you to put you away for years. So I suggest you back off.

[~Felly~]

Mac: Oh really? Because YOU'RE the one who crashed into my bar. :| Kumori: *sighs* Men are such dopes sometimes... *begins building the odd jobs board*

[Jack]

Kazuro- I've been watching you for several months now. What I've done, the most I could possibly get is a fine. For what you've done, you could be looking at a minimum jail sentence of 3 years.

[~Felly~]

Mac: *leans on the counter* Oh really? What have I done that's against the law? Kumori: *has just finished the stand part of the board and is busy constructing the board part of the board* ... *hits self with hammer* Ow! >_< *continues working*

[Jack]

Kazuro- You've sold alcohol to minors, sold fireworks to minors, sold class C drugs, shot someone and just to add the cherry on top, assaulted a police officer just this minute.

[~Felly~]

Mac: And where's the proof? Kumori: *shakes head* Men are just total dopes. They really are. *grabs the duct tape and begins taping parts of the board*

[Jack]

Kazuro- We have several eye-witness statments, CCTV, Forensic evidence, and my reports.

[~Felly~]

Mac: Well.. let's see this evidence. :| Kumori: *even louder* MEN ARE TOTAL IDIOTS. *resumes her odd jobs board duties*

[Jack]

Kazuro- You're just making it harder for yourself... *pulls out a PDA and messes around with it until he gets a video up* CCTV evdience from the assault.

The CCTV clip plays. As it progresses, a figure, which is clearly Mac, appears. He stops next to another man, and after about 30 seconds, within which the two had clearly argued, Mac pulls out a knife and slashes the other man, before running away.

Kazuro- *puts PDA away* That right there is enough evidence to lock you up for 18 months.

[~Felly~]

Mac: *notices the figure and sees an obvious difference* That, my friend, is my twin brother. I would NEVER wear a striped shirt with plaid a*s shorts. That just looks.. ugh. That just looks horrible!

[Jack]

Kazuro- And so, you expect us to believe that that man was your twin brother, when we very plainly know that it can't have been, seeing as he's been in jail for 5 years now.

[~Felly~]

Mac: You jailed my twin brother. Kumori: *finishes the sign and sits down at the counter* You guys totally ignored my insults. :|

[Jack]

Kazuro- *To Kumori* Yeah, good in'it

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *waves hand to dismiss the topic and begins throwing thumbtacks at the new odd jobs board which has been painted in rainbows* Mac: And what about proof that I was giving alcohol to minors?

[Jack]

Kazuro- The minors you were selling to were working undercover for us. They got the alcohol and then gave it to us. We were waiting right outside.

[~Felly~]

Mac: ... Kumori: *spins around in the spinny chair* Yay~!

[Jack]

Kazuro- Any more questions?

[~Felly~]

Mac: No... Kumori: Yes! Did you find me a job yet? I kinda sorta really need one.. >_>

[Jack]

Kazuro- *to Kumori* I already told you, the only opening we have is a receptionist job. *to Mac* Right, Mac McMacinson, I'm arresting for you selling alcohol to minors, selling fireworks to minors, selling class C drugs, attempted murder and assaulting a police officer. You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Understand? *handcuffs Mac, then leads him out to his car, where he puts Mac in the passenger seat, and gets in the driver seat himself* Enjoy prison. *starts the engine, reaches into the glovebox, takes out his portable siren and attaches it to the top of the car, before pulling off*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *shrugs* Being a receptionist can't be THAT bad. *walks out of the lounge* Mac Clone: *appears in the lounge* ^_^

[Jack]

Mac- I'll be out of prison within 2 months. I guarantee. Kazuro- I guarantee you won't. *pulls up outside the police station, turns off the engine, and gets out the car* *opens Mac's door and pulls him out closing the door behind him* *takes Mac into the station and into an interview room* An officer will be with you to interview you shortly. And don't try anything stupid, because you'll just be making it harder for yourself.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: Oi. I'm here for that receptionist spot. =/

[Jack]

Kazuro- Er, yeah. Go see the Super Intendent about it. He's in his office just through that door *points to a door a few metres down the hallway*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *looks at the door and shrugs* Can't be that bad. =/ *walks towards the door and knocks*

[Jack]

Super Intendent- Come in...

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *walks in* Um... hi.. I'm here for the receptionist job. ._.

[Jack]

S.I- So I've been informed. You'll be working 7 a.m till 7 p.m on £20,000 a year. You start tommorow.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: ($20,000 a year?! That'll pay off almost half my tab! This'll be easier than I thought!) That's.. it? That's all? No interview or anything like that?

[Jack]

((I said £20,000 not $20,000. 20,000 pounds is about 39,500 dollars according to an online convertor. So Kumori is getting $39,500 not $20,000))

S.I - No. You don't need to be interviewed. It's only a desk job and there's no other contenders.

[~Felly~]

((Whatever.))

Kumori: Cool! See ya tomorrow! *walks out of the office, grinning*

[Jack]

S.I -- Well, this should be intresting

[~Felly~]

The next morning,
Kumori: *sitting at her desk, tapping her pen on the desk* Hmm~. I'm bored. =/

[Jack]

Man- *walks in, bleeding badly, but stable* I need to see an officer... Like, now.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: 'Kay. *turns around in the spinny chair* Oi! Officers! One of you get over here now!

[Jack]

Kazuro- *had been leaning agaisnt Kumori's desk* I'll deal with him. *leads the man into an interview room*

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *shrugs* Okay, then. You have fun with that. *to the other officers* Never mind! *spins around and resumes doodling on blank sheets of paper*

[Jack]

Two officers walk in, holding a struggling handcuffed man

Officer 1- Stop struggling, idiot. There's no point.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *looks up from the seemingly horrible drawing of a cat* Need help or do you men have it all under control?

[Jack]

Officer 1- No, it's fine.

[~Felly~]

Kumori: *shrugs* Alright. Whatever floats your boat. *resumes doodling on blank paper*

[Jack]

((I'm out of ideas...))