Crush my wishes

[falken]

This is a really simple game. One person makes a wish, then the next poster grants it, but with a negative outcome. Then, the person who crushed the wished makes a wish!

Example:

Wish: I wish I could fly
Crush: Granted, but you fly into a jet engine.

Get it? It's really simple. I'll start out.

I wish the Trash Talk section came back to life.

[Nova]

Granted but we need to use dog hides to help patch the holes caused from age

Wish:I wish I was admin of c/d

[falken]

Granted, but you accidentally ban yourself because you clicked your name
instead of the other guys... :P

I wish that my wishes never had a bad outcome.

[Nova]

Granted, but you explode of too many good outcomes

I wish that little kids would leave Xbox Live

[falken]

Granted, but they all join the forum and bug the he11 out of all of us!

I wish the American/Mexican border was a lot better, to stop them from jumping
illegally.

[Sesshy]

Granted, People start skydiving instead or jumping

I wish I Was A Gentlemen

[falken]

Granting your wish... ... ... failure

I wish the new Kingdom Hearts would come out!

[~Felly~]

Granted, but it sucks so badly that you don't want it anymore.

I wish I had MKWii (that's Mario Kart Wii for those who don't know.).

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

Granted, but all the wii's in the world EXPLODE!

I wish I had a wish that wasn't serious.

[falken]

Granted, but then your family gets involved and becomes serious.

I wish I had a German Shepherd

[~Felly~]

Granted, but then it runs away.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[Jack]

Granted, It's now -40 degrees

I wish Gran Turismo 5 was available for Xbox 360

[falken]

Granted, but then Microsoft gets sued and everybody with an xbox is required
to destroy them.

I wish my German Shepherd came back.

[Magoseong]

Granted. It came back.. as a flesh eating zombie.

I wish we were living on Jupiter.

[falken]

Granted, but theres no oxygen so you suffocate.

I wish c/d was more active

[Nitrous]

Granted, but then you get I.P banned and dont get to see how active the place is....

I wish I could see into the future

[falken]

Granted, but you see that nuclear war destroys the earth and you try telling
people but you go crazy and end up in a mental asylum.

I wish c/d had more smilies.

[~Felly~]

Granted but they all suck.

I wish pigs could fly.

[RJ Cunningham]

granted, but 5 mins later they all lose their wings

i wish santa was real

[falken]

Granted, but he puts cameras in your bathroom, watching your every move!

I wish I could take school online.

[Jack]

Granted... But your computer breaks and you must go to school normally

[Some1]

I wish my wish couldn't get crushed.


Heh...Beat that. ;)

[Magoseong]

Granted. From now on, your wishes won't be crushed. Instead, they'll all be burned alive.

I wish this wish gets crushed.

[Some1]

Granted. But it is put back together.

[RJ Cunningham]

i wish finger puppets spoke Spanish.

[~Felly~]

Granted, but then you can't understand them because you don't speak Spanish.

I wish AOL didn't exist.

[Monster Hunter]

granted but then your modem fries.

I wish Texas was bigger than Alaska

[Papelbon]

Granted. But 1 month later, Texas get nuked.

I wish I could play in Major League Baseball for the Boston Red Sox.

[Laguna Loire]

Granted, but one day a baseball hits you right in the teeth and you're in hospital for life for whatever reason

I wish I had a job (this one's easy)

[Monster Hunter]

Granted, but then you get fired for eating muffins all day long and not getting work done!! =P

I wish I could fly

[Jack]

Granted, but then you can only fly for 5 seconds at a time.

I wish this wish would be granted

[falken]

Granted, but then gets crushed

I wish I had a country as my own

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Granted, but its full of people that hate your ass...

I wish that trashtalk gave posts and that i wouldnt get banned when this is granted..

[Jack]

Granted... Trash Talk dies again

[Some1]

I wish that I wasn't sore.

[Jack]

Granted... You're now aching instead

[Monster Hunter]

I wish that i am the worlds best guitar player

[Jack]

Granted... You get hit by a car, and become paralysed from the neck down, leaving you unable to play the guitar.

I wish it won't rain while I'm on Holiday

[Miror B]

Granted, but it hails instead.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[~Felly~]

Granted, but then you get too lazy to do anything.

I wish I had Photoshop again.

[Some1]

I wish....Damn it.. =/

[Jack]

Wish denied. =P

[Miror B]

Granted, but then you get too lazy to do anything.

I wish I had Photoshop again.
Granted, but then there's an elaborate lawsuit causing Adobe to recall every Photoshop in the world.


I wish broccoli tasted good.

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Granted but it magically turns you into a homo***ual

Wish i had a pet koala that would never disappear and loved me alot and would never hurt me or anyone else and he would be perfect.

[Miror B]

Granted but then it runs away because of his personal appearance issues.


I wish I wasn't a homo***ual because of my crushed wish anymore.

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Granted but then it runs away because of his personal appearance issues.


I wish I wasn't a homo***ual because of my crushed wish anymore.

YOU CANT DO THAT Runnign away is disapearing YOU FAILL!!!! haha

Granted but you are now bi

I wish people could follow the rules ^_^

[Miror B]

Disappearing is vanishing off the face of the Earth. The koala is STILL ALIVE just somewhere else.


Granted but now there are no rules.

((YAY I get to be bi! ^_^))

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Disappearing is vanishing off the face of the Earth. The koala is STILL ALIVE just somewhere else.


Granted but now there are no rules.

((YAY I get to be bi! ^_^))

NOoooooo disappearing is He's gone and have no idea where he went or what happened... RAWR...

But

I wish I didnt have any wishes

[Miror B]

Er...the wish also puts a homing device on the koala...?


Granted, but then you get a genie that hypnotizes you and makes you want to wish again.

I wish everything would stay as it is.

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Granted but truthfully the way it is ... already sucks so you made your wish crushed when you wished the crushed wish.

I wish the world was at peace

[falken]

Granted, but then we declare war on another planet.

I wish osama would just die!

[Miror B]

Granted but Obama lives forever.

[Magoseong]

I wish Rule 34 didn't exist.

[GoOdOeRwIcKeD]

Granted but that same rule became rule 1230123

I wish i knew what rule 34 was

[Magoseong]

Just use google, you moron. :P No granting or crushing for that wish, simply because..

I wish that guy's wish came true.

[Miror B]

Oh, yeah? Well, I wish that wish gets crushed.

[Jack]

Wish denied. Have a nice day.

I wish nothing

[falken]

I wish i had some more banana bread.