You know you've been playing too much final fantasy when........

[Cid Highwind]

all you guyz answer the question:you know you've been playing too much final fantasy when......

1, you paint a chicken yellow and try to ride it
2,you a huge sword which you can barely lift and attack people and animals
3,You start calling gems ''Materia''
4, you take a bottle of medicene out with you and think if you get hurt it will cure you
5,you lain at the local corner shop that they should sell weapons.

[SetoKaiba]

hahahahaa, thats a good one Cid:)

[Kiwi Dude]

LMAO!
Thatz pretty kool man:D

1. If you think you can draw magic by standing in a fountain.
2. When you build a Ragnarok to take you into space.

[Cid Highwind]

-You ask to be transferred from your current school/university and get sent to Balamb Garden
-You walk around the streets with a recordin of the world map themes playin
-Give your dog a treat and expect 2 be invincible for a short time
-get punched a couple of times and expect 2 use omnislash
-join the army and say your ultimate goal is to become soldier: First class
-think the guy you hate the most in your life is seifer
-Try to use your cell phone to call the other Final Fantasy members

[Tidus88]

damn there good

[cHilli]

or you change your name to a FF character;)

j/k

nice thread.

[POiSy]

1.walk around on the streets blowing on a whistle and expect little purple things to come running to you
2.when you start looking in the yellowpages for blitzball teams to play

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by Mortiorchis
or you change your name to a FF character

j/k

nice thread.

no you're right that's also a sign :D

good ones POiSy

uhmm you know you've been playing too muh Final Fantasy when
You start calling family chats "FMV Sequences"

You start exploring the attic looking for treasure chests.

You lose an argument with someone and try to reload your life and try again.

Terrorism becomes a way of life.

You go on holiday, but insist you will save the world while you are there.

Family members becomes your "companions".

[Tidus88]

- u name ur kids after the characters.....
- u + ur kids then go fight a crocadile thinkin its a fiend

[POiSy]

-you walk around with your friends in your neighbourhood and you start to kick down plants in other peoples gardens cos you think they are dangerous poisonous plants
-when you go to your neighbour and tell him to give you potions for gil

[Cid Highwind]

-Attack people with Marbles (Materia)
-start calling president bush ''Rufus''
-Are trying to confince a girl in a flower shop to join you
-Win a match you do your special pose

[Stryker82]

:evil: You know you've been playing too much final fantasy when...

You play toy swords with your little bro and shout at the top of your lungs "OMNI-SLASH!!
as you start to beat him senseless thinking he is Sephiroth.

You ask someone to a date because they look like someone form FF

You dress up as Wakka and in Gym class hurl basket balls and volley balls at everyone

you get a candle and some Aerosol (that the way u spell it?) light the candle and then spray the aerosol while shouting FIRAGA or FIRE 3

hehehe

[Cid Highwind]

hehe good ones

[Stryker82]

FINAL FANTASY FOREVER MAN!!

[Cid Highwind]

That's right!!
:D

[SetoKaiba]

hey how did u guys make ur words glow like that???

[Cid Highwind]

put [glow=yellow*]put the word you want to glow here[/glow*]

(without the stars)

[Cid Highwind]

or you can quote this post

[Stryker82]

I'd be happy to answer that question for you.... (i just learned how to recently too lol) well first of all you [*glow=] and then the color and then [*color=] and then the color.... But with no stars, the stars are just to show people how to do it.... so if you put
[*glow=green][*color=yellow]Then you would get this and when u finsish what u want to be in glow then u type this: [*/glow][*/color]I am still testing out colors and glows too see what i like best lol

[Cid Highwind]

It's good that you help people stryker

stryker.........isn't that the guy in Mortal Kombat
the guy with the guns and grenades?

[Stryker82]

I wouldn't know... i've only ever played Mortal Kombat 1 for Sega lol........... after that i never played any more Mortal Kombats..... Tekken is much better......heheh still trying to find a color of glow and fony that i like th most lol.....

[Cid Highwind]

juz checking :D

[Stryker82]

Oh yea, BTW, do you know of all the possible colors to have in a glow or just regular color? im going to try silverand the opposite way around..... HeheAnd silver and blue i'll try too.....

[Cid Highwind]

better post all your possible colors in one post
i don't want anyone to think you are spamming
so post all your colors you wanna try in one post
then its ok

[Stryker82]

Oh ok.....Spamming? lol:headbang:

[Cid Highwind]

Spamming is if you post things that doesn't hav anything to do with the subject
so if you are gonna say something in here then talk about the subject

[Stryker82]

Oh ok i get ya You know you've been playing too much Final Fantasy when...

You pass some gas :fart: and call it BIO!

[Cid Highwind]

haha lol
good one :D

[Stryker82]

I am trying ot think of more....

[Cid Highwind]

Yeah it's pretty hard to make some up now

[SephirothsCloud]

- your afraid to go in the water because your afraid sin might get you
-youve got the hots for girls in belt dresses
-you call soccor blitzball
-u take a cadle prod and poke someone and then scream BOLT 3!!
-you shine a flashlite in someones eyes and say your casting flare

[Cid Highwind]

haha cool

-when you ask people if they will follow you around to defeat a boss

-When you've lost all childhood memories and joined a strange military organization intent on dstroying Sorcereces's

[Forsaken]

u try and pixellate your entire body (haha lame)

u attack an old grey haired man losing his hair yelling Sepiroth! that haircut does not fool me

erm bleach your hair blonde, let it grow about 8 inches, spike it and run around witha giant sword u can barely handle yelling I AM THE REAL CLOUD STRIFE, TIFA WHERE ARE YOU!!! before spotting your sister and looking at her with love in your eyes ;)

you start running around chasing midgets in straw hats for experience points

u sit in a swamp waiting for Midgar Solum so u can battle him for hours to gain cheap experience points

sleep with your eyes open

u know u have played to much FF when u start having epeleptic seisures from sitting so close to the TV without moving for about 5 days

[SephirothsCloud]

the only other one i can think of is
you imaple your florist thinking she is aeris

[ringman]

- You own about 40 dimonds saying that each one has a special power.

- You have a strange erge to gamble A LOT.

- You shout at your Dad "Sephiroth" and pretend your swipping him with a sword.

- You start naming every girl you see Aeris, Yuffie and Tifa.

- And every boy you see you start calling Cid and Vincent.

- You long for the day when you will see a man with a gun on his arm and a dog that talks.

- And to end: You always wanted to go into space.

[Stryker82]

Jump off of a building trying to be like a Dragoon.

Your on weed, and you think your dog has 3 heads, and start to call him Cerberus.

You name your car Highwind

You start to call your girlfriend Tifa. (or Aeris, Rosa, Yuffie, Selphie, Rydia, Celes, Terra, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Faris, Reina, ETC.) lol....

[SephirothsCloud]

those are some pretty good ones

[ringman]

You start fainting in mid-walk or at work (or wherever) and you start seeing the past/future.

[Cid Highwind]

- you get knocked out and one of ur friends run away and after the battle u r with him...

[SephirothsCloud]

thats better than all mine
lemme c here do i have any other ones
-the start dating only girls named tifa

[Cid Highwind]

lol gotta keep this thread alive

- u start walking in a swampy area looking for the Midgar Solumn :D

[SephirothsCloud]

-you start buying LOTS of swods even though YOU dont need em but you think thell help you save the worl one day :)

[Cid Highwind]

-you go to a mechanic and start calling him CId Highwind

[SephirothsCloud]

-you ACTUALLY think there might be someone out there with a gun for a hand

[ringman]

-You start saying "theres a person behind me with a big sword and he wants to fight me"

-You say to your teacher/boss "I can't come in today I have to revive my talking dog with Life2

-You start walking around thinking that everyone is one foot tall

-You want to meet a person with a spear on his hand saying "Shut up, sit down and drink your goddamn tea (sounds familiar, it should)

-You shout "METEOR2" and chuck paper balls around the place

-You have a gun and pointy fangs

-And not to mention a cool cloak. God I wonder where he got it?

[Cid Highwind]

-someone dies u say don't worry i'll use a Phoenix Down
-you paste a gun to a blade and then attack people
-You walk in the fields hoping you can find a draw point

[SephirothsCloud]

-you think there is an evil sorceress plannin to take over the world so u go around collecting animals that you think are GFs

[ringman]

- You say your in love with a princess

- You say your friends with a Black Mage

- You call every knight you see Rusty

- You say you have a tale and your trance attack is ultima

- And a very old saying... Somehow you are able to move around with 2 other people inside you

If you don't get the last bit play FF7 and you'll soon understand.

[SephirothsCloud]

lol i think everyone here has AT Least played FF7
-your just crazy enough to try and slide off a MOVING jet just so that you can crash the wedding of the one you love :P

[ringman]

You maybe right

- You start catching frogs for a living

- Your fat, you can't talk properly and you have a fork for a weapon

- Somehow you say you can cast choco-mog and its coming to get you

- You go compleatly beserk with a big gun sword and you start swiping people with it

[cHilli]

Originally posted by SephirothsCloud
lol i think everyone here has AT Least played FF7


i havent:(

[Cid Highwind]

Then what are you waiting for go rent it!!
lol
man that's too bad it's the best :D

[SephirothsCloud]

you should play is mortiorchis

[Stryker82]

Nah... he shouldnt ONLY play it he should BUY it..... if he liked FFX he should at least like FFVII.....

[SephirothsCloud]

7 was better than 10 :P

[Stryker82]

Yea i know... thats why i said that if u liked FFX then u should at least like FFVII... kinda hinting its better but not actually saying it....

[Cid Highwind]

lol
well mayb it worked :D
-You are racing on a Motor Cycle and start to hit other Motor Cyclists with your Sword

[ringman]

Originally posted by Cid Highwind
lol
well mayb it worked :D
-You are racing on a Motor Cycle and start to hit other Motor Cyclists with your Sword

Man thats a good one!

-You believe you are losing your mind because you are equiping what are called GF's

-You try to cross a marsh on a big yellow bird because there is a big snake that is really strong (yeah right) that is coming for you

-You believe that each train journey costs 3000gil and you protest that its a rubbish price to pay

-You can cast magic as a limit break (I wouldn't mind)

[Psych]

-after you defeat somone in a battle you start dancing around with great pride
-you start calling money gil or GP
-you start hacking snakes up with knives because you think its attacking you
-you start humming along with the final fantasy music (although i do that alot )

[ringman]

Man it's getting harder and harder to think of stuff

- You try to reach the top of a communications tower thinking that Biggs and Wedge is there

- You kill and drown your girlfreind

[Cid Highwind]

- You call all pilots Cid
- You call the army ''Shinra''
-you watch armaggedon you start screaming ''Sephiroth summoned Meteor with the Black Materia

[ringman]

You pretend your starting to change and say "you have pushed me too far now I will use a trance attack on you."

You use two Knifes as a weapon

You are enroled in a play that you don't want to be in

[Stryker82]

- Wakka's ball pops

- You bash around toy Robots thinking they are the "weapons"

- Tidus drowns while playing Blitzball (or any other Blitz player)

- Cloud drops the Buster Sword cuz its too heavy

- Barret runs out of Ammo

- Aeris yells at you for watching her die over and over and over and over (dont worry ive never done that... i didnt save the game on a seperate file just so i could watch her die again and again...;))

- Kain (Dragoon, FF2/4) Jumps a quarter of his regular jumping height

- Locke forgets how to steal

- Terra tries to morph but with no success (before you beat the game)

- The moogles become Extinct in every single FF game that htey're in

- Chocobos go on strike cuz u ride em too much

Ummm.....

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by Stryker82
- Wakka's ball pops

- You bash around toy Robots thinking they are the "weapons"

- Tidus drowns while playing Blitzball (or any other Blitz player)

- Cloud drops the Buster Sword cuz its too heavy

- Barret runs out of Ammo

- Aeris yells at you for watching her die over and over and over and over (dont worry ive never done that... i didnt save the game on a seperate file just so i could watch her die again and again...;))

- Kain (Dragoon, FF2/4) Jumps a quarter of his regular jumping height

- Locke forgets how to steal

- Terra tries to morph but with no success (before you beat the game)

- The moogles become Extinct in every single FF game that htey're in

- Chocobos go on strike cuz u ride em too much

Ummm.....

lol good ones

- Aeris yells at you for watching her die over and over and over and over (dont worry ive never done that... i didnt save the game on a seperate file just so i could watch her die again and again??

i did that i saved the game to watch it over and over again haha

[ringman]

I never really thought of doing that...

- You believe there is a shop that can make a new weapon for you from two other weapons.

- A person plays a joker card and you instantly die.

- You have a limit break by punching your opponent around.

[DarkMagician]

how do all of you know all the side affects? you muss be playing it too long if not how do you know all of that????


Dont say that :P ( I, Cid Highwind editted it)


J/K LOL Those are good ones
i been through all of those lol

HERE ARE SOME OF MINE

1 If you think you can beat a huge pink guy
2 If you think you can heal yourself with a magic wand
3 If you think you can beat a huge snake
4 If you can summoned monsters with rocks or stones
5 If you tell a kid at school to tell the truth about what he did or he would get his two jews chopped off

LOL

The huge pink guy is the last boss i think

[ringman]

I don't know why i'm still posting here?

I don't think there is a pink guy as a final boss (or not one that i've seen anyway)

- You live below a plate and is just about to crush you

- You call all places you go to sector 1, sector 2 etc

- You actually buy magic (I wouldn't mind)

- You have a numbered tattoo on your shoulder

[DarkMagician]

its Sphioth

[Cid Highwind]

lol sephiroth isn't pink


-you jump out of a train
-you think the mayor is a zombie
- you run after two other persons

[ringman]

Unless hes majin boo Ha Ha Ha (sorry)

- You start off dates in a haunted hotel

- You blow up reactors for a living

[Stryker82]

Originally posted by DarkMagician
how do all of you know all the side affects? you muss be playing it too long if not how do you know all of that????


Dont say that :P ( I, Cid Highwind editted it)


J/K LOL Those are good ones
i been through all of those lol

HERE ARE SOME OF MINE

1 If you think you can beat a huge pink guy
2 If you think you can heal yourself with a magic wand
3 If you think you can beat a huge snake
4 If you can summoned monsters with rocks or stones
5 If you tell a kid at school to tell the truth about what he did or he would get his two jews chopped off

LOL

The huge pink guy is the last boss i think

Hey cid what was so bad that u had to edit that?

[DarkMagician]

i know where pics are of the final battle
you got to fight sphioth when he is huge like a metria summoned
want pics?
NVM FORGET IT
I DONT WANT TO START ANYTHING

[Cid Highwind]

Pic of the Final Battle
(small though but its the pic lol)

[ringman]

Surprise surprise I found cid in that party.

- Smoking become a way of life (in a way)

- You pass an exam and say "yes! i'm a SeeD"

[Cid Highwind]

Yep
Cid, Tifa and Cloud

- you attack the mayor
- You jump off a building with a large sword and steal a car and drive way with it
- When someone gets shot in the arm you say: Don't worry now you can get a Gun-Arm

[ringman]

Oh you got me there. Man I should have known that

- There's a big, very big garden coming towards you at 50m.p.h

-You run out of petrol in the middle of the desert (and it's happend to me.)

[DarkMagician]

thats what i was talking about
the bottom is kinda pink

[Unrealdimensions]

You know youve played too much FF when you grab a chickens egg and try to hatch it and call it a chocobo

When you goto school and take a test write your name a Cid Highwind

When you see a boat, you ask where the wings are

When your afriad to go outside of your house because of the mist

When you make a thread like this one :)



- Unreal

[ringman]

- You deliver letters from creatures called moogles

- You have a chocosonar and a chocowhiz

- You get squashed by moving bolders

[DarkMagician]

lol>>>>>threads like this<<<<<<lol

[Psych]

stopping in middle of the run and start fighting with people
try to renact a cut-scene example:sehpiroth walking through fire
you expect to find an airship throughout your life



wow this is starting to get harder

[DarkMagician]

lol

[ringman]

I'm trying to play FF and picking up stupid stuff.

- You start running from a battle and your not moving an inch

- You face a VERY big monster and say "i'll kill you" before being reduced to a bloody splat on the floor

- Your a research specimen

[Cid Highwind]

- You call your mother Jenova
- You use a tiny plane to go across the ocean
- You call disneyland ''The Gold Saucer''

[Stryker82]

- Cecil reverts to a Dark Knight
- Palom and Parom's Statues break into Dust (NOTE: B4 u beat FF2/4 lol)
- Tellah has a heart attack even before killing himself with Meteo
- Sabin forgets his Blitz's
- You tell your girlfriend/wife/whatever else to make or drink their goddamn tea
- Lulu's dolls are unable to walk around & attack the enemy
- Celes actually dies when she jumps off of the cliff

Dude... it's hard to make up some actual real-life things now... ya gotta go with things that would happen in game.... get it.. Ya play so much FF that the stone statues of palom an porom eventually turn into dust... tellah is just way too old se he gets a heart attack lol....

[ringman]

..... ..... ..... .....

- You tell a story that begins with you fighting a dragon

- You yell out "POISON" and you think the opponent has used reflect, thus you think you are then poisoned.

[wiz99]

i play it 24 hours a day 7 days a week

[DarkMagician]

i play it also play it 24/7

[[N]eto]

Are these supposed to be jokes or what!? Cuz they are funny... Anyways I wouldn't know when you play too much FF because I am still stuck on FF2, and I haven't played it in over 2 months!

[Cid Highwind]

Great thread isnt it?

-You blow up Nuclear Reactors cauz you think theu are Mako Reactors

-When you start asking people to play cards on the street, and are mad when they don't have FF8 game cards.

-when you ask people if they will follow you around to defeat a boss

-When you imagine that you can actualy ride ships through the air.

-When you think you have a dialouge above your head.

-When you try and buy tickets for the next Blitzball match in Luca and the agent just stares at you.

-When you decide the best way to deal with your enemies is to buy a better sword.

-When you try and cast Firaga to kill someone who just insulted you.

-When you go to your local church to ask why Yevon isn't mentioned in the bible.

-When you believe you can go around the world with just a map and it'll take you just a day.

[Psych]

note: i have never been a victim of the following
your brain goes to mush
you forget every meal and play during ur sleep
yell at people that snap ur fingers in front of your face
playing is life
nobody wants to be around you because of the odor

[wiz99]

what are you on about i dont have a bad odor or any off the other things and computers is life in are school

[DarkMagician]

i cant find FF1,2,,3,4,5,6 i got only 7,8,9

[Lord of Death]

How do you put pics in sigs?

[DarkMagician]

you just posted the same thing on "Is Pokemon Gone For Good?"

[Lord of Death]

Is ther a help for newbies?

[DarkMagician]

make a thread instead of posting on different threads

[Cid Highwind]

Hey hey
Let's stay on topic guyz

[Unrealdimensions]

When you find a stone on the ground, and try to call out Alexander.


When you say things over in this thread like cid :P

When your able to put so many things in this thread like cid lol

[Cid Highwind]

lol
well juz trying to keep this thread alive

-You have unlimited cigaretes to smoke up

[wiz99]

cid on ff10 wher can i find a teloport sephre a return sephre and a lv 1,2,3 and 4 key sephre

[DarkMagician]

lets stay on topic


-when you go fishing you are afraid of a fish comming out and using Tidal Wave
-when you see a person dressed in a black cape you smack them with a rubber sword
-when wiz99 talks shows a pic of mario on a FF thread:P

[ringman]

Thats a very large sig you've got there wiz99

- You see a talking cat on a big soft toy

- You can last for days with potions, pheonix downs etc but you can also live without a bit to eat the entire time. (now did anyone else think of that?)

[wiz99]

i have changed my sig and i put the mario pic in for a joke

[Stryker82]

I own every FF game (almost) I have 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, Chronicles, Anthology, Tactics, Mystic Quest So reallt the list would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, FFT, FFMQ... I wanna play the FF games for GB.... i have never actually taken the time to get the ROMS of them...
You know you've been playing too much FF when...

- The Sphere Pool (Blitzball Stadium, is tha that what u call it? lol i 4get) pops and all the water empties outta it, trapping the 2 teams that r playing.
- Sin dies of age
- Every twin u see u call Palom & Parom
- Auron gets drunk, from executing too many Banishing Blade attacks (see, he drinks alcohol, all guys with flasks of alcohol are cool lol)
- *SPOILER* Galuf dies of heart attack/old age, before X-Death kills him (it was X-Death who killed him eh? havnt played that part for so long)

[DarkMagician]

wow thats alot

[Psych]

Stryker82 how do you come up with these its unreal how u can come up with these

[Stryker82]

Im a Final Fantasy Guru (well not quite...But i been playin FF games since i was about 5 or 6 yrs old)

You know u've been playin too much FF when....

- The water dude (from FF2/4) that replaces the king(cant remember name) Gets stuck in his shell

- When u fight urself(FF2/4) when u become Paladin, Dark Knight Cecil starts to chat with Paladin Cecil...

- Setzer loses at gambling all the time(FF3/6)

- Setzer forgets how to fly airship(FF3/6)

- When landing on stage in the opera house to fight Dirt Dragon everyone in party dies (FF3/6)

- Gogo can't mimic any more(FF3/6)

- All summons go on strike cuz bein sumoned too much

- Cid Highwind starts to go on Nicorette Gum, and the Nicoteen Patches

- Cid Highwind gets Cancer

- All materia starts to rust (is it possible?)

- You have unlimited ammo for any weapon you own

Ummm....

[ringman]

Unlimited ammo ...wow

- You shout water and you turn on all the taps in the house.

I can't think of anymore

[wiz99]

wow you know alot

[Cid Highwind]

- your whole family starts humming the battle theme from FF VII at dinner

-vivi runs out of magic

-steiners armor really gets rusted

- you finally know if kuja is a guy or a girl

-Ramza runs out of family

-Highwind has spend too much rockets on Cid's limit break

-you have all the cards of all the people in Final Fantasy VIII

- you try to cut your hair with a dagger

- a special job opens wich has the name ''I'm playing too much Final Fantasy'' lol

- your late for an appointment and try to use haste on yourself

- you become very close friends with sephiroth and then he betrayes u

- you really like hot dogs but you never seem to get them cauz they're always sold out

- you fight monsters but you notice you dont receive any money cauz you fought so many times that monsters dont have money anymore

- you dont make any friends cauz you're afraid you'll lose them

[wiz99]

why have you just posted that

[ringman]

Who knows ... or cares

- (oh man, you should see me trying to think of something) You throw some parsley to a bird hoping to ride it

- You go on a date with three possible women (no I don't believe it either)

[Cid Highwind]

Originally posted by wiz99
why have you just posted that

uh wiz do you know the purpose of this thread? i posted it cauz its the subject

[wiz99]

yeh i know but what does all that mean

[Gimpy]

uh psyche um the one u said about you having a strange body odour on page 2 or whatever. You don't need to play that game to have that smell. Um heres a stupid one uhh

-You throw snow at people and you yell ICE3

[SephirothsCloud]

-u call bill gates rufis
only one i could think of

[Stryker82]

OH GOD NO! I HAD A WHOLE LIST HERE, AND WENT TO POST IT, AND THE THING SAID I HAD TOO MANY IMAGES SO I PRESSED BACK BUTTON AND THING IS ALL GONE!!! WAAAA!!:cry: haha j/k... but seriously i had a bunch... i post em 2morrow cuz i hafta gio now...

[ringman]

- You fight a house????? in a place you call sector 6

- You fall of a path and you wake up seeing a good looking girl looking down at you saying "Are you alright? Can you walk?"

[Cid Highwind]

lol yeah a house with a monster in it

- you see a guy getting all excited when it comes to hot dogs
-a girl askes you to be her bodyguard

[Stryker82]

Too Much FF when...

- Aeris dodges Sephys attack

- Rufus expects Diamod Weapons attack, and leaves Midgar when it happens

- You actually fall into Titan's Eartquake (when summoned in FF2/4) and die

- Shiva freezes to death... (possible? doubt it... but o well)

- IFrit burns to death... (possible? doubt it... but o well)

- Ramuh gets hit by lightning and dies... (possible? doubt it... but o well)

- You try to reenact scenes from Final Fantasy games, and end up jumping off of a bridge after you lose a fight(FF2/4), or slicing your Rivals face open while training(FF8) etc...

- The wind element guy from FF2/4 when he starts to spin, he gets dizzy and KOs

- The Earth element guy from FF2/4 breaks the bridge and falls anyways, even though he falls after u beat him second time:D

Uhmm... OH yea! Nice one cid, about knowing if Kuja is guy or girl lol... i still dont know what he/she is!

[ringman]

-You sleep in a ghost hotel

- You tell a half an hour story that sends all of your friends right to sleep

- you fight a bike as a monster

- You recieve an attack hoping to copy it and cast it back

- You meet hundreds of people with tails

[Stryker82]

Do you realize how much sense that makes?
Read this.
You have been playing so many Final Fantasy games, that you meet people with tails?
Uhhhh... lol....
Anyways...
Too much FF when...

- Instead of Cloud recovering from being a retard, he is like that for the rest fo his life.

- Uhmmm... damn, i can't think right now...

[Unrealdimensions]

When your nam on cd is cid highwind lol jp,

umm, when you open a chest and you find a little pebble you say" yes i found 489 people nuggtz!" lol or gill which ever you prefer :P

When....when........when.............uhhh.......mmmmm....dunno lol

Did this thread make the top thread yet?

[ringman]

Originally posted by Stryker82
Do you realize how much sense that makes?
Read this.
You have been playing so many Final Fantasy games, that you meet people with tails?
Uhhhh... lol....

You remember don't you when you go to that place where Zaidane (Or watever his name is) is related to, and then the planet gets destroyed and the people go to the Black mage Village. I think they lived in Terra?? I dunno but anyways thats what i'm talking about.......

I can't think of anything at the mo.....

[Stryker82]

I knoe, they are called Genomes i think... But it doesnmt make sense, tha tyou play so much FF that u see Genomes all over the place? See wha ti mean?....

Uhhhmmm....
Too much FF when...

- Every snake is a Midgar Zolom
uhmmm

[Gimpy]

Seperoth misses Aeris when he tries too stab her (I guess)

[Cid Highwind]

haha tht actually happens in the flash movie in the other thread
hahaha
sephiroth flies down with his sword and aeris blocks the attack and sephiroth falls on the ground and aeris starts hitting him with her staff
hahaha its hilarious

[Stryker82]

Yea it's great.... Gimp i already kinda said that one at the top of this page(viewed at 30 posts per page)....
Too much FF when... Oh man this is so hard...

- Aeons/Eidolons/Espers/whatever stop obeying the summoner, and attack their masters

- Anima when coming through the ground, gets stuck halfway through, due to Yuna dieing of old age in battle....(eh?lol)

- Uhmmm... man... this is hard.. too hard...

[Unrealdimensions]

I know DOOD i absalutely love that flash its funny as hell! lol

[ringman]

Erm.... er...... ah

- You shout ice and pelt people withice cream (lame)

Erm......

- You walk 5 paces down your street and you fight a monster, walk another 5 paces and another monster appears, you walk another 5 paces (etc)

Erm.....

[Gimpy]

Atleast I try Stryker! TO the best of my Ability of course :weed:

[Stryker82]

Yes i know... (dont stryker...>cid Highwind<....)

Too much FF when...

You talk about yor holidays, and find yourself telling FF stories...

uh...

[Cid Highwind]

-You paint your dog red and call him Red XIII

sry cant think vlearly right now

[Lazarus]

- u go around attacking ur neighbors' pets thinking they r monsters.
- um....... erm....... i cant think of nething else

[Lazarus]

You dress your little bro like your rivil and and you start to beat him.

[Cid Highwind]

lol
- after 299 hours of FF IX you suddenly realize you grown a tail

[nobuo junior]

You've played enough final fantasy when...
. You die your teacher's hair blue and say "stand back you Guado!"[PHP]
. you walk up to a woman in a black dress and call her Lulu.
:sungl:

[Lazarus]

You go to a weaponsmith make your self a really big and heavy sword while you give your school bully a skinny long 1 and you have a showdown.

Your worst enemy kills your girlfriend:sungl:

[Lazarus]

You dress your cat like a mog and teach him to come when he hears a flute then you get your grandfathers flute and play it ordering your mog/cat to save your life.

[Lazarus]

You name yourself either Ramza, Zidane, Cloud, Squall, or Tidus.
You name your enemies Sephiroth or Seymour.

[nobuo junior]

-You walk up to some1 and pay them £500 to play on your blitxball team.

-You wave your hands in the air and say "come Bahamut!"

-You tell a woman in a pink dress to use great gospel because you feel weak.

-You paint your dog red and call him Red XIII.

[Cid Highwind]

- you cant jump at all

[SOCOM]

1. You fill up a gigantic 20 ft. water baloon and try to get inside claiming your trying to train for Blitzball.

2. You dye your hair golden-yellow, spike it up and carry a fake blue sword with a bubble blower attatched claiming you're Tidus.

3. You try holding your breath for an hour or more in your swimming pool and pass out and find your girlfriend giving you CPR.

4. You start a relationship with the girl in your class that allways carries stuffed animals like bears and other mystic creatures.

That's all I can think of for now.


:)

[ringman]

Those are some good ones there

- You fight a women with a stick. And after having a stick to the nuts, and hit by very strong magic, your on the floor before getting hit by meteor2

- You haven't a clue where you're going half the time

- You yell "ICHNEY" (Or however you spell the word) before getting blown up from a stick of dynamite.

[Unrealdimensions]

when you have dreams about it like i did last night :D

[Cid Highwind]

lol explain ur dream

- when u giv up your life just to see sephiroth getting beated

[Unrealdimensions]

lol ok its all about ff9 as its the only one ive beat(started 7 but it sucked to me sorry) and i was myself, but i had a tail! lol and me and garnet were running down the hall of some huge palace, then we found this really nice room and stayewd there untill the dream was over, ( there some hidden stuff that cant be one cd!)

[SephirothsCloud]

i had a dream kinda like the last part of yours cept it was aeris not garnet

[DarkMagician]

i love FF7

[Emew]

Heres one
1.You tape a platic gun to yer arm claimingto be a member of AVELANCH


sorry for mispells.:cry:

[DarkMagician]

ok
1.....When you try to rob a bank with dimonds then throw the dimonds to summon a meteria but you.............end up being shot by Presidesnt Bush AKA President Rufus

[Forsaken]

it's safe for me to say this could be closed it's getting a bit ridiculous wouldn't u agree Cid?

[Cid Highwind]

hehe, your right wasnt paying full attenion
we had fun wjile it lasted eh?

[Forsaken]

I agree, a lot of them are quite funny, espically the earlier ones

[cHilli]

and unstuck:)

[Cid Highwind]

awwa icant even hav one damn thing for my own around here
FINE! unstuck :P
lol

[Cid Highwind]

*ehem* Reopened :)

[Stryker82]

Maybe we should start a new one? I mean there's many funny ones, but some are just plain retarded...

[Stryker82]

- Wakka's ball pops

- You bash around toy Robots thinking they are the "weapons"

- Tidus drowns while playing Blitzball (or any other Blitz player)

- Cloud drops the Buster Sword cuz its too heavy

- Barret runs out of Ammo

- Aeris yells at you for watching her die over and over and over and over (dont worry ive never done that... i didnt save the game on a seperate file just so i could watch her die again and again...;))

- Kain (Dragoon, FF2/4) Jumps a quarter of his regular jumping height

- Locke forgets how to steal

- Terra tries to morph but with no success (before you beat the game)

- The moogles become Extinct in every single FF game that htey're in

- Chocobos go on strike cuz u ride em too much

Ummm.....


Sorry for the double post, couldnt help but bring those back heehe...

Hmm...

You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Final Fantasy When:

The Midgar Train de-rails

You constantly think random people will attack you

You sharpen the barrel of your dad's favourite rife, attempting to make a Gunblade

..I'll think of more later :D

Oh, the ones i put, are like In-Game stuff that you could imagine happening by playing too much, ya know? Like Wakka's ball popping lol... Other are like the influence of it on your mind, from playing so much.

[Giiga]

1:You Burn yourself and take some try to take some advil to get better :rolledeye

2:You go to the Zoo and try to kill a Grizzly bear with a stick :P

3:You just recently start to talk to Lizards and Ckickens to find out which way is south.lol

which is best?

If you Start to Experience these you NEED HELP

[Stryker82]

Wou know you've been playing too much FF when:

You make a thread called "You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Final Fantasy When.." :P

You notice Lulu's jungas are getting saggy

Auron leaves a battle to fill his flask

People say you're eyes have a strange glow. You say it's because you've been exposed to too much Mako energy, but actually it's because you've been staring into your screen for the past 3 Months.

[~Felly~]

oh oh and when u act like u are casting too many spelles but u act like some1 from FF Tatics Advance

[Cid Highwind]

hehe nice ones Jeff!

'' You break into other people's houses opening chests ''
'' Cloud breaks his buster sword because he used it too much ''
'' Cid runs out of cigarettes ''

[CloudStrife]

You know you've been playing too much Final Fantasy when...

...your controllerbuttons are melted

...your playstation and playstation 2 don't read any more games because you
overused the cdlaser

...you paint an ostrich yellow and hope he stays there until you ride it again

...you go search chocobotracks with a gps-system, hoping you can catch hocobo's because you have a chocobolure and greens

...you die and your last words are: "WARK!" or "KUPO!"

...Don Corleone REALLY gets to ***k Cloud in his mansion

...Tifa really smashes Don's d*** to a pulp

I'll think of some more :P

Thanks for opening this thread again CID!!!

[~Felly~]

ok ive got some more


1-when u get a sword and start acting like a idiot
2-when u have a battle with your FF pals and one of u gets killed because u were being idiots
3-when u name your self a tribe from FF Crystal Chronicals
4-u become a FF addict
5-when u buy every single FF game in the goddam* universe

thats all ive came up with for now but ill get some more

[ShadowClaw]

you know you played to much final fantasy when...

You bleach your hair chocobo blonde and spike it

build a toy airship and call it Sherra

call every girl you see with a big chest and long brown hair Tifa

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

- when you make a "you know you've been playing too much final fantasy when......." thread.

idk if its been said, and yes this is a pathetic revive, but i feltl ike saying it.

[Cid Highwind]

yeah probably have been mentioned before, so long ago, I miss the old days

[Fenix Akilae]

-you memorize everysingle song in all the games and what they are called

[Fenix Akilae]

-you start telling everyone you were created in an experiment by a crazy scientest named Hojo

-you attack fat birds thinking that they are cokatrices

you find a red wolf, light it's tail on fire, and say that it's Nanaki(A.K.A: RedXIII )

[Ninja of DOOM]

when u think u can use the lifestream as an energy sorse:P

[Volk]

- You find a red rock and try to summon an esper.

- Your cousion belives Niroto can beat FF and you cast ultama on him.

- You find a wild boy and call him gau

- you belive eating a pizza will refill you HP

[Volk]

-when you fall asleep a your guy on the game hallers and says " hay will you move me all ready i'm getting tired of standing on the over-world map".

- You take a starbarry drink and put it in a bottle and call it a potion.(I've done it,and my couison to:D)

-When your video game start fighting and you start yelling "Go FF kick there butt,No use Thunder 3"!

Ummmm....all i can think of.

[Ninja of DOOM]

ur psp breaks from playing 2 much fft(frekin psp)

[Nanaki]

you find a red wolf, light it's tail on fire, and say that it's Nanaki(A.K.A: RedXIII )

y'ello?

[Volk]

You go to lengendaryfrog.com and watch FF Tribute ten to twenty times in a row.( I've done it.:D I love that vid!)

[Vagamefreak]

...When you walk up to a world globe or a snow globe and think it's a save point. (Final Fantasy X)

[finalfantasyguy]

LOL funny very funny
1: You speak to everyone in Al Bhed
2: You go everywhere holding a massive sword and wearing a red robe with one sleeve sealed up.
3: When you see someone hurt, you throw bottles of red liquid at them.

[Volk]

To much FF when.... When a thread goes on for this long.
You collect anything and everything to do with FF.

[Volk]

To much FF when.... When you make a flash version of FF just so you can go through it. When you mack a flash cartoon of Yuffand Cait-sith (sorry if I miss-spelled there names)Just to watch them Die over and over.

[Antownee]

You know you've been playing too much final fantasy when you see the title screen.