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Dark Realms
03-03-2003, 09:38 PM
Ok if your a first timer or need help or cheats for Baldur's Gate I or II then we will offer it to you. Just ash either:
Cid Highwind
Wheels
Dark Realms
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So if you just need help then post here..We will help your for sure!
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Gimpy
05-22-2003, 01:16 AM
I need help Im stuck in the dungeon how do you get that stupid goleom to move i hit hinm over and over but he doesnt die! LMAO CID
Cid Highwind
05-22-2003, 01:21 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
haha, I really don't know i'm stuck 2, after Imoen rescued me I wanted to talk to the man called Minsc but he was talking so agressively that I killed him and I didn't even bother to rescue that other wild woman ''Jahiera''.
And I lost Imoen in a horrible battle against 1......no uhh....2 Goblins so what do I do now
Gimpy
05-22-2003, 01:23 AM
well I dont know how but I got out Im in some stupid town called Waukeens Prominade I KIlled every single Noble ma and Women wait a second I killed everything every snake dog pony kid lol And than the guards show up. Why didnt they reward me for desposing of these demons LOMAO
Cid Highwind
05-22-2003, 01:24 AM
hmmm, I just killed a goblin with my main player, god i'm good, it was very difficult had to load the game 7 times or so but I finally did it, now i'm almost out
Gimpy
05-22-2003, 01:26 AM
geese man lets put our brains together and find a solution! Um maybe u should sleep IM back in the dungeon it sucked me back in and Im on day 6426 Thats pretty good Geese now these goblins have arrows. I got so hungry after not eatign anything for 6426 I ate Imoen now I have no companion!! HELP!
Cid Highwind
05-22-2003, 01:29 AM
Guess we both hav the same prob, Imoen died in my game, but I got out of the dungeon cauz of resting, I never knew u could rest lol, I'm at waukeen's promenade and it's night, I see two Shadow Thieves fighting with a Vampire, what should I do, the 2 thieves are dead now and the vampire is running up to me, I pissed in my pants, trying my last thing:i'm Trying ''Cure Light Wounds'' on the vampire! That'll teach it!
Gimpy
05-22-2003, 01:33 AM
NO CAST TANGLING ROOTS ON YOURSELF IT WON'T HARM YOU THAN IF YOU CAN'T MOVE!
I pissed on Imoens dead body lol
Cid Highwind
05-22-2003, 01:34 AM
I'll try, hmm u could try to kill ur monsters with Gold Pieces lol
Gimpy
05-22-2003, 01:36 AM
we could blind it by throwing them in there eyes!!
AW **** THAT DIDNT WORK AND NOW IM BROKE LOL!
Cid Highwind
05-25-2003, 02:19 AM
erm, well then.......try the Piss Beam? lol
Gimpy
05-25-2003, 02:21 AM
No Cheating is wrong but i guess its the only way through it. Ill summon bill gates and Slay him get money. Than use marcos **** put it in my Crossbow and fire thaat'll trach her. :tup:
Cid Highwind
05-25-2003, 02:23 AM
hmm ok great!
I just casted ''Tea Time'', so the vampire isn't going anywhere soon lol, U gotta see me running lol
Gimpy
05-25-2003, 02:23 AM
Combine Ur legit tea time spell with my Super gay Fun party and she'll be dead!
Cid Highwind
05-30-2003, 02:38 AM
Yes!!! thanks The vamp is dead now, I've been level Drained back to level 1 and got 1 HP left, YEAH!!, I saved it over every savegame, cauz this is the best Woohoo :P
Gimpy
06-03-2003, 01:47 AM
Great but what u gonna do about those smelly ogres int the tent it had suck a pretty voice but such an ugly face> I had to kill it.
Cid Highwind
06-03-2003, 01:57 AM
Yeah first there was a genie who asked me a riddle, I answered with my Fireball lol, and the Ogre looked pretty but when I freed her of her chains she changed into a Horrid wingless elf so I slayed her
Gimpy
06-03-2003, 02:00 AM
No dont use the fireball. hes a genie the thing that is made of the devil! Hello!! Are u an idiot! Use the piss beam and coins!
Cid Highwind
06-03-2003, 02:01 AM
He died with the fireball, but ur right he would've died with more pain by ur method lol
Gimpy
06-03-2003, 09:53 PM
Oh I got to the boss and some old sillty man told me not to attack the shadows or else they come to life and I killed this madman as soon as posssible. Now Im fighting jelly Its too much to eat!!
Cid Highwind
06-03-2003, 11:29 PM
I'm passed that part now :), Some ******* wanted to rob me off 20,000 GP!!! only to save my weak sissie sister ''Imoen'', I killed that *******
u only just passed that part?man.i pass that all the time.im stuck on the part trying to find this stupid city under irenicus illusion spell.i think its a bug in the game
Gimpy
06-07-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Cid Highwind
I'm passed that part now :), Some ******* wanted to rob me off 20,000 GP!!! only to save my weak sissie sister ''Imoen'', I killed that *******
Good job thats what I did. Than I stole his **** and I at his supper.
erm.he doesnt rob u.he asks u off the money to pay for the ship,crew l8er in the game.and he does actually take the price down to 15,000 .which isnt that much if u find cool stuff.
COME ON GUYS GET IN TOUCH!
Gimpy
06-11-2003, 11:19 PM
well sorry but he was tryign to con me outa my hard earned mugging money! I killed everyone in Waukeens promindae for that.
Cid Highwind
06-11-2003, 11:58 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!
yes, I honestly stole all my money together and now some stupid Fag wants to ripp it off of my Pouches, damn it!!!
I casted Magic Sperm on him, he's all sticky and he can't do anything atm, time to finish him off, yeah with1 blow of my Vibrating ..........u know what ;) I killed him!!
u guys evil?u should try playing the game together.go ern money in the shadow theives or that fort
Gimpy
06-13-2003, 12:23 AM
yeah werre evil we do whatever the hell we waqnt and kill everybody includng cowelled wizards lol
Diabloslayr2003
08-19-2003, 10:42 PM
y dont u just play as a theif and go around pick pocketing ppl and steal all their gold:smokin:
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