Funniest Thing Ever!

[Stryker82]

Yea so we were all at Chuck's house one night (We being Me, My sis, Joe, Psych, Chuck, an sam's freind Cassie)... Anyways later that night Cassie was on the toilet puking becuase she cant handle alcohol. She kind of passed out ON the toilet. Sam points to Cassie's mouth, indicating something on her lip. Cassie in a drunken haze licks that something, and eats it.

That something was a Huge Black Pubic Hair

And Cassie ate it.

IF that's not stupid i dont know what is:lmao:

TRUE STORY, no word of a lie

Post some drunken moments here... OR osmehtin funny.. etc...

[[N]eto]

She's my hero! :lmao:

[Stryker82]

Man... It was Chuck's Dad's... :|

[Road_Rasher]

OH MY GOD DUDE thats nasty although i have had my share of drunk storys. See i was at this party and we were drinking vodka LOTS OF VODKA and this dude was gettin crazy and was pushin stuff over and just bein dumb. he decided to push a stero over. and it breaks The dude starts laughing hysterically and derisivly so the owner of the stereo of course was pissed off and they started fighting by then the stero breaker we shall call him ...****... was all bloody and broke his arm. Of course some wise guy decides HEY I NEED TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS and with the para comes the cops. so i high tell it out of there and made a run for it. after tripping over vines and puking along the way i made it to my house. I heard one guy got fined out his a-hole and the ...****... got sued. it may not be funny to you but it was funny when youre drunk...

[Kiwi Dude]

Umm I don't really have one except, I was messing round with my Ex, Pants halfway down my ass few people walked in, caught me started laughing then left...anyways we decided to just go drink so more for a couple hours and thats when I noticed this ****ing huge hicky on Ginas neck...It was like the size of a cup(I swear lol) She started freaking out cause her Mum would kill ahahaha so funny.......all I really did was walk round the house saying.."I'm a bad bad boy"...ahahaha such good times

[Stryker82]

ROFL @ Josh & Road Rash

[Psych]

hehe frigin boozers :ganja:

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

LMAO! that was some funny sh*t with cassie! LOL
Another time we were drinkin at my place in the backyard and cassie got too drunk(once again) and was dragged around the yard by her feet, and she still can't get the grass stains out of her clothes!

Oh god, and this other time when we had a party at my place thre was this guy who called himself slim shady...and he got really wasted then passed out on my front yard and someother ppl took off his clothes(except for his boxers) and then we wrapped him up in this big plastic thingy(a big version of plastic wrap but it is about 3-4 mm thick)and left him on the front lawn. LMAO! it was so funny!:lmao:

[Road_Rasher]

HA HAHAHAHHAA good stuff i wouldnt mind getting drunk with you beautiful.... im just playing

[Stryker82]

Yeh man, Cassie is a retard.. I hate her

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

hahaha......u hate the manitoulin matress??!.......lol....without her there would be no one to make fun of!(she's cool sometimes tho..) Remember at almost every bonfire we had she wore that Pedal to the Metal shirt because of billy...lol...she prolly still wears it too! :lol:

[Psych]

hehe they slid her across the grass LMAO

[~*BeAuTiFuL*~]

haha, it was funny! hey Psych, how u like those Jello shooters?! lol

[mlj2k]

i got some stories of my own, but i dnt rly think their sutible for little kiddies!

lmao, nice on ppl!

[Gimpy]

Originally posted by Stryker82
Yeh man, Cassie is a retard.. I hate her

Didnt they use to call her cotton or something when she stuffed? lol

One time my friend colin thats really small (like 4 foot 8) had like a bottle of wine and he was completely wasted. He ran into my friends bedroom and started asking for the tooth fairy which he thought was me. He jumped on my leg pulled off his pants and started humping me....