virus -- an email i got

[Invader_gir]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's and DVD's you attempt to play. It *will* program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

[inter]

people r really bored these days to make up such crap

[Invader_gir]

lol yeah XD

*cheaks computer for virus'* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/icon_eek.gif

[The Driver]

How Can It Erase All The Stuff Within 20 Feet Or Your Pc

[Invader_gir]

...

its a joke >_O

[The Driver]

Yeah But Seriously Is There I Virus Going Around

[inter]

there's always a virus going around

[Invader_gir]

i just cleared my computer the other day and i had 337 viruses on it... nowonder it was ****

[Laguna Loire]

My computer's always got a virus of some sort on it...You get used to it. God, I seriously despise chain letters...I always send them back to the person who sent them me and tell them to p!ss off.

[Invader_gir]

Originally Posted by Liquid Snake

My computer's always got a virus of some sort on it...You get used to it. God, I seriously despise chain letters...I always send them back to the person who sent them me and tell them to p!ss off.

i just block them

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

actually..... what invader said actually happened at my x\school except the part about the leg comin off and the person next to you igniting.

[Laguna Loire]

^ Really? Well that must've been fun for him eh?

[PøinŦ Çataclsym]

well not the disk thing and all that, but it did wipe the hardrive clean and the computer ignited. i got to skip computer class thanks to that

[Invader_gir]

at college weve had a few computers explode...
i plan to explode them all >=)
with enough reserch on how to do that too, i know how ^_^

[Laguna Loire]

Haha, exploding computers...

"Miss, this computer keeps saying there's an error and it'll self-destruct in 10 seconds. Is this a joke?" asked the student.
"Oh, stop fooling around you silly little boy." replied the teacher.
"No, I'm not kidding it-"
BOOM!
"...****." muttered the teacher.