The Simpsons RPG

Okay, i like the simpsons so i decided to make an RPG 'bout it. Oklay, u join up as a character from the simpsons.

I'll be Homer Simpson.

Okay, Kang and Kodos the aliens are trying to destroy the earth and only the people of springfield can stop them. You have no weapons to start with. You must buy them from the gun shop run by that one - armed guy.

You start with $200.

Okay, the gun shop:

Pistol: $50
Shotgun: $100
Machine Gun: $200
Sniper Rifle: $300
Grenade Launcher: $1000
Grenades: $10 each

I'll update this later.

Okay, we'll start soon.

Ill join as Bart and Have a machine gun.
Is that you Moltres as Dragon Tamer?

[~Felly~]

I'll join as Lisa Simpson and buy a Pistol. I've got $150 left.



Latias-Master:Yes,that's Moltres as Dragon-Tamer. I can tell by the location.

wait, we don't buy weapons yet, we buy them whe the game starts okay.

[~Felly~]

Ok,well,i'm just saying what weapon i'm gonna buy. I've got $200 left. I have a feeling this is gonna be a funny RPG.

OK well wait

Two more peole join and we'll start

I shouldnt PM Hrbek or anyone should I?

Hey, if u wanna Pm em, do it, i'm not the boss of yer

I'll join as Nelson Muntz, HaHa

[Pokemon-Master]

I'll join as Kearny

Homer: *walks into gun shop* Hey dude, ca i have a double cheeseburger?
Gun Shop Guy: This isn't the Krusty Burger you fat idiot. It's the gun shop.
Homer: D'oh!
Gun Shop Guy: Get out
Homer: Yes sir
Bart: *walks into shop* Hey can i have a Machine Gun.
Homer: Oh no you don't you little devil, your not getting a gun.
Bart: Why not
Homer: Cos u can't...err, cos i said... err, why you little! *strangles bart*

Bart: C...an...t b-b-b-b ... breath!
Homer: Now tell me why you want one and ill ask Marge.
Bart: Ill buy one and we both can use it if you dont ask Mom
Homer: Ok... Wait! Are you bribing me?

Bart: err, err
Homer: Why you little! *strangles bart again*

[Pokemon-Master]

Kearny: *walks in shop* Hey Bart, hey fat guy. I'll buy 2 shotguns.
Gun Shop Guy: Here you go Kearney, see you later.
Bart: C-a-n-t b-r-e-a-t-h.
Homer: *Let's go of Bart*
Bart: Wait till mom hears you strangled me 3 times in a row.
Homer: Hey, i strangled you twice in a row.
Bart: Fat Pig
Homer: Why you little! *strangles bart*
Bart: T-h-a-t-s 3 t-i-m-e-s n-o-w
Homer: D'oh! If you don't tell your mother then i'll buy you that Machine Gun.
Bart: Deal
Homer: OK, a machine gun my good man.
Gun Shop Dude: Ok, here you go, anything else.
Homer: No.
Gun Shop dude: Ok, here you go, that'll be $200
Homer: Put it on the Duke of Edinburgh's tab.
Gun Shop Dude: Ok.

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Later
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Duke of Edinburgh: Servant, why is there a $200 bill for a machine gun on my tab
Servant: I don't know sir.
D of E: Oh well, i can pay for whatever fatman from america put this on my tab