Attack of the Ants

[Soba]

A/N: Okay, just to let you know, this IS true (I just added some stuff in there). Of course, I wasn't hiding on top of the washing machine, and I didn't find a cookie in my pocket. The ending kinda sucks since I really didn't know what to do with it, so I'm hoping you guys can help me out with it.
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My day had started off normally enough: wake up, wash my face, brush my teeth, and comb my hair. But, a sound had caught my ear while I was washing my face.
BBZZZ…
My head snapped up, eyes squinting to see. “What was that…”
I looked at my reflection in the mirror, only to find a large black spot on my forehead. I grimaced. That was one hell of a blackhead.
The black spot fluttered, moved, squirmed. “I…don’t think blemishes are supposed to move,” I muttered to myself, hands feeling for my glasses on the counter so that I could get a better look.
As I put them on, my head tilted in confusion. “Dad!! There’s a flying ant in my bathroom!!!!”
The usual response came back whenever I found some new bug I hadn’t seen before in my bathroom. “Well, kill it!”
I didn’t.

The next morning, I once again walked into my bathroom, the ant forgotten. I hummed a new tune I heard on the radio as I took out my face cleansers.
BBZZZZ…
“Eh…” I looked up at the mirror, my eyes widening as I saw the same ant crawling across my mirror. It fell into the sink, drowning in the running water and rushed down the drain.
BBZZZZ…
I jumped as I felt little feet crawling across my own. I shuddered as I felt wings brush by my face. “Daddy!! There are more of them!!”
No reply.
I looked back up at my mirror. Five or six of them were fluttering their wings and walking in confused circles.
Slightly intrigued as to how they got into my bathroom in the first place, I left them to their business, tending to my own needs.
That is, until one of the little buggers scurried across my leather bracelet.
This meant war!!
I turned the faucet on, wetting my toothbrush. With a flick of my wrist, water was sent flying towards the offensive ant. It miraculously swung its body around to where it didn’t get wet.
Ha! Lucky move!
I moved my favored bracelet, the watch resting against it disturbed and fell upon the flying ant. It was trapped, but still living.
Oh well.
I left the bathroom to change into decent clothing, stepping over more of the ants upon the ground that seemed to have lost their gift of flight.
“Whitney! You ready to – holy shiitake, there’s a whole army of them!”
I ran out of my room, up their stairs to the front door. Sure enough, the window way above the door was covered with the ants, and below on the ground, were your average worker ants.
They had us surrounded. I needed back up, and I needed it fast.
I looked around. “Dad? Where’d you go?” My comrade had abandoned me to be sacrificed among the ants!! To the washing machine!!!

I could hear their little feet pattering across the floor, their wings flapping ferociously, they were marching into my home. They were after me!
…
Silence.

Oh! It’s been days since I’ve been hiding in the laundry closet with my laptop across my legs…. Hey! A cookie! MMmm…food…
But the ants…they are still searching.

Ssshhh…I can hear them as they walk by, as they munch away at our food.
If I can figure out how to assassinate their queen…

This is it. I can no longer survive on cookie crumbs found in my pants pocket.
Wait! What’s this! I can hear and smell the wondrous citrus scented RAID!! I’m saved!!!
“Whitney…what are you doing on top of the washing machine?”
“The light! It burns!” I fell to the ground, on top of a whole cemetery of dead ants. “You have saved me, dear father, for that, I give you my life! But if you don’t mind me asking, what took you so long?”
My father gave me the strangest look before turning and putting the bug spray away. “I had to go out and buy bug spray…. I was only gone for ten minutes.”

Lol..must hat ants alot too eh..i hate em..but instead i totured them,,when i was 4..lol...musta had a evil crazy mind that time..one time a warrior ant (10 times bigger then those black ants) came underneath from my bed..not noticing, i steped on it..unlike some people who have slippers for comfort, i dont use em... so i steped on him...with nothing on my feet...all the blood over my foot. Somehow i manage to overcome the grossness on me foot...so i spent all this time with the ant stucked to my foot..

the only things i dont kill is spiders..its not that im scared..hell i would kill it with my bare hands...but i like em...there not that harmful...

Now if ants are scary...wait until you see HUGE FREAKIN WASP AT OUR SCHOOL!!!...

[Danzo]

[QUOTE]The ending kinda sucks since I really didn't know what to do with it, so I'm hoping you guys can help me out with it.[/QUOTE]

i think the whole thing is pretty damn good =D

[HRBEK]

Isn't that cute, lol, good work. Maybe there is no bug spray until next week, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[Popa§murf69]

yah that was a pretty cool story. Ants blow

[Soba]

[QUOTE=Annihilator Knight]HUGE FREAKIN WASP AT OUR SCHOOL!!!...[/QUOTE]

There was one in my school too, in the Spanish room. Everyone in the front row wouldn't sit down, and everyone in the back was laughing. Nonetheless, my teacher got annoyed and finally had it killed so that she could get back to her lesson.

Thanks guys!

[HRBEK]

Scared of a Wasp......... Pathetic, everyone knows that they only sting when they are provoked. I like Wasps actually, lol.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

well our wasp sting for no reason..well..sometimes...it acctually [I]ANNOYING [/I] then scary.. I mean who wanted to get sting by one if ur like doing...a quiz....lol..

[Invader_gir]

yeah, i dont like wasps that much, they cause me to stop breathing.. but im not scared of them, they look cool XP

that storys really good too ^_^
i like it

[Antownee]

I like wasps..Lol once when i was six i tried to tie some string arond one so i could call him my pet and take him for a walk....needles to say it stung me

[HRBEK]

Wasp stings don't hurt me for some reason. I must have a resistance to them. Same goes for Bees. I used to look at the stingers from Bees whenever one had stung me. Maybe I'm insane....

Thanks,
HRBEK.

WERE ALL INSANE!!!!11one....lol...

kidding

[HRBEK]

Yes we are.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Sooo...umm..errm...
*kills an ant*
umm what now?
*ants then attacks everyone in this thread*

[HRBEK]

I never kill ants and no I'm not an hippy or anything, lol. I have too much respect for everything around me.

Thanks,
HRBEK.