Limericks!

Do you know what a Limerick is? It is a poem with Five lines. ~DarkDemon~ is good at them isn't he?
Here is to do a Limerick:

1st line: A small line, example: There was a man from China
2nd line: Same size as first and ryhmes with it if you want.
3rd line: The smallest, example: He lost his nut
4th line: The same size as 3rd. Ryhmes with 3rd line.
5th: The longest, slightly longer than the first. Ryhmes with first.

That is how you do a Limerick.

Here is a pretty Rude one I got from Invader Gir:

There was a man from China,
Who wasn't a very good climber,
He feel on a rock,
And lost his c**k,
And he now has a va****a.

lol, I laughd at that one for a while.

Does anyone know anymore?

[Antownee]

There was a young woman from china
Who stepped on a great big liner
she slipped on the deck
and twisted her neck..
and now she can see right behind her

There was a young boy called eoin
who broke his collar bone
he said with a shout
my bones stiickin out
and now i just wanna go home

[HRBEK]

Who remembers a clean limerick, lol? The good ones are rude.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[Soba]

On Christmas kids get tons of coal
People claim they have no soul
Santa is one
With his gun
Because he can be a real a--hole

©Soba and NiD (me)

There once was a kid named Darren
Who's room was surprisingly barren
He had no toys
Like all normal boys
But he did believe in sharing

©Pat Bents

I've been studying all night and I'm tired,
But I can't sleep because I'm so wired.
So I'll play on the net
'Stead of going to bed,
And my tests will seem a quagmire.

©Grady Tibboel

[HRBEK]

Hey I've got one:

A truck driver from up 'round Mt Neagal,
Was pashing a dead Western Eagle.
But it may seem uncanny,
As a crane wedged her fanny (I made up that one in America).
He said it was better than banging a Beagle.

I had to change the words to make it clean enough to post here. If you want the real version, ask and I'll send it via Private Message.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

^ lol!, did you make that up?

There was a young boy called Mitch
Who saw an ugly witch
They went to a ditch
And he fu**ed up that b***h
And now she has a stitch.

I know, I made it up. Its rude though but meh.

[HRBEK]

A man by the name of Bin Laden,
Was thinking while he played with his hardun'.
I like to kiss Camels,
And rotting dead mammals.
Or the Dog tied up in my garden.

Once again I had to change some, but not all of the words.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[Laguna Loire]

There once was a cowboy called Mike.
He liked to play with a giant spike.
He dropped the spike off his house,
and ended up stabbing a mouse.
And now...he drives a big truck.

I made that shoddy excuse for a limerick up. Yay for me.

Well, its a bit... you know... not ryghming, nut itsgod for a 1st try

There was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
A great big geranium
Grew out of his cranium
And his eyebrows are covered in weeds

There was a young girl called invy
who was drinking a cup of tea
She spilled on the floor
then again like before
Then she said It wasn't me!
They were by Ant again

[HRBEK]

A young English priest from East Timor,
Lost his sight and cannot see no more.
He got drunk one night,
And to his fright.
He'd just slept with a dirty man-*****.

Once again, I had to edit the real lines.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Lol! You made it up? I'll post a few more l8r

[HRBEK]

Yes I made that up.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

[Antownee]

[QUOTE=Latias-Tamer]Well, its a bit... you know... not ryghming, nut itsgod for a 1st try

There was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
A great big geranium
Grew out of his cranium
And his eyebrows are covered in weeds

There was a young girl called invy
who was drinking a cup of tea
She spilled on the floor
then again like before
Then she said It wasn't me!
[COLOR=Red]They were by Ant again[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Heh,I pwn

There once was a guy from spain
Whos legs throbbed in pain
So he sat on the floor
and ate more and more
And with weight he does nothing but gain
Crap,Yes

[HRBEK]

An old Chinese Butcher 'Wing Phat',
Was pashing a big Persian cat.
It may seem real corny,
But the butcher got horny.
And banged it until it just sh*t.

I hate changing the words.

Thanks,
HRBEK.

Really good everyone!