Best Murder Weapon

[Hatchet Warrior]

this is a thread that u post what u think would be the best murder weapon,

i'd say an icicle

[Invader_gir]

yes, icicle or a frozen banana would work nicely

i would use either of them or a knife of some sort

[Antownee]

Yes a bannana ..Dark Days

Plastic bag,Knife,Phone book,Woodchipper,Chainsaw,red hot tweasers,random blunt object,axe,Boiling water bath,Freezing water bath,starvation, giant cliche piano,Anvil,a hour of gerry springer on DVD,Gun(pistol whipping, shooting..etc.),a pane of glass,a glass shard from the pane of glass you made him knaw through,boiling oil,demestos milkshake,combine harvester,icepick,pepper spray(Pain purposes only),A combination of toothpicks and napkins i would rather not mention,voodoo doll,Picthcapped,a gallo with starved rotweilers at foot level,man eating pigs(hannibal style),whip,DRIV3R,Faulty plain,Truck(multiple times over),Fire,Starved Walrus,Rabid penguin,Piercings,an xbox(to the head can be lethal),Helmet,Remote control,Brass lamp,bar stool,pint glass,sterio speaker,a large brick,Compact Disk,a childs toy,venom champagne,tongs,scarf,paper(numerous paper cuts),A studded boot,a fire poker,pitchfork,Headstone,A human appetite...

To name a few...

Bare hands..choking them to death until their brains pop out and feed them to a dog..

[DayleJ]

ridiculous...

[Sister of Metal]

this is...defenately not philosophy sorry guys