301 signs to show that you are addicted to half life 2

[dark snake]

ok ill start i want as many people to post here
1. when you draw up plans to build an antigravity gun...
2....when you build an antigravity gun
3.when you are suprised that you can see your legs
4.when you call your girlfriend alyx
5.when you throw cans at people and are surprised when they do something other than just say "hey stop that"
6.When you stop talking
7.when you walk outside/wake up and think "wow nice graphics"
8.when you walk into mcdonalds and theres a large cue then you yell "damn you valve!!"
9.when stop in random places and think your loading
10.when someone asks what your doin in number 9 and you hold up a sign which says "loading"
11.when you superglue glasses to your face
12.when you draw crosshairs on your glasses...
ok now every1 else pitch in and do some others and hopefully we can get to 301 and possibly past it
i thank the steam users forums for giving me the idea for this

[Laguna Loire]

13. When you see a pale man in a grey suit and yell "G-MAN!!!"
14. When you feel the uncontrollable urge to buy a crowbar.
15. When you can't stop smashing boxes with said crowbar.
16. When you insist on only wearing orange anti-radiation HEV suits.
17. When you call everyone who wears glasses "Gordon".
18. When every time you do some kind of experiment in a Science lesson, you fear a resonance cascade will occur.
19. When you do a thorough search of Mexico to find the remains of the Black Mesa lab.
20. When you buy an airboat and attach a remote-controlled gun to it.
21. When you buy a buggy, attach a nitrous bottle to it and attach a remote-controlled gun to it.
22. When you always bring an extremely heavy object whenever you go to the beach and thump it onto the sand every 3 seconds.
23. When you call all men in lab coats "Doctor Kleiner".
24. When you yell "THE COMBINE ARE COMING!" whenever you see someone in a full facial mask.
25. When you attempt to list 301 signs that you are addicted to Half-Life 2.

[dark snake]

26. when you yell "NOCLIP!!!" when your teacher says you have a test in school
27. when you get into a fight and say "hit me i have god mode on"

[Gordon Freeman]

28. when you sign up and your user name is gordon freeman

lmfao my bro should post on this!

[0NSLAUGHT]

29. when you start to walk arround with a breifcase and talk in a monotone voice

30. when you throw tennis balls at the floor and think antlions will appear

32. when you see someone with a shiny ball you shout ' combine ball , get the anti gravity gun'

33. when you start searching peoples breifcases to see if they are the g-man

34. when you start to wonder what is in the g mans breifcase ( 2 pencils , a 9mm pistol , a clip for the pistol and lots of paper)

35. whenever someone asks about half life you say 'the right person in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world , dont you agree ?'

36. whenever you see a crab or large spider you shout 'headcrab'

37. when you go under bridges you look for barnacles and their tounges

38. when you strat believing that the g-man rules the world and is its creator

39. when you continue to buy half life games , just to find who the g man is



imagine if the g man was just about to release his identity and gordon just shot him and said 'shut the f*** up'