jokes

[tweek194]

okey this is about jokes ill start

thes 5 guy;s go to the bar and behind the counter was a sine that sead [if any one can make my horse laff free drinks rest of nite]so the guys are like fiune wele give it a try 4 of them go none could do it the5th guy went the horse could'nt stop lafing the bartender pissed give free drink



the next nite the were ther the sine was changed [if any one can make my horse cry free drinks] so 4 went out none could do it the 5th one gose out he starts cryin bar tender even more pissed sead i'll give u yuor drinks but first tell me how u did it



okey to make him laff i told him my penis was bigger than his
to make him cry i wiped it out

[Darkness]

hahahahaha thats a good one!okay ill give it a shot

A husband and wife were riding horses through a field and the horse that the woman is on bucks her off.She taps it lightly on the nose and says "Thats one"She gets back on the horse and they continue to trot on when the woman's horse bucks again.She slaps it harder this time and says "thats two".The husband and wife start to trot again when the horse bucks the woman again."Right thats three"so she takes out a shotgun and shoots the horse dead.The husband leaps off his horse and screams"YOU MAD B*TCH!WTF ARE YOU DOING??!" she walks over to him lightly slaps him, gives him a glare and calmly says "Thats one"

[tweek194]

im not sayin thi to any one so

your moms like french toast crispy on the out side soggy in the middle

[Vipershark]

Originally Posted by tweek194

okey this is about jokes ill start

thes 5 guy;s go to the bar and behind the counter was a sine that sead [if any one can make my horse laff free drinks rest of nite]so the guys are like fiune wele give it a try 4 of them go none could do it the5th guy went the horse could'nt stop lafing the bartender pissed give free drink



the next nite the were ther the sine was changed [if any one can make my horse cry free drinks] so 4 went out none could do it the 5th one gose out he starts cryin bar tender even more pissed sead i'll give u yuor drinks but first tell me how u did it



okey to make him laff i told him my penis was bigger than his
to make him cry i wiped it out

I don't mean to sound offensive, but....
LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
USE CORRECT GRAMAR.

I could hardly read that, and once I deciphered the spelling, it wasn't funny.

[Some1]

^ I agree.

Try to Spell a little better. And if you must, grab a dictionary.

[tweek194]

how is this

i come home one day and my girlfreind has crochless panties on she said u wanna do it i said hell no look what i did to your pantys last time

[Some1]

O_o

.....

[Sesshy]

lol viper,how hard was it to translate?



Anyways

If some says there a girl on a game and you say there a boy then get them by saying

G.I.R.L=Guy in real life

[tweek194]

come on some of u have to no some jokes

[STEELIX]

Originally Posted by Vipershark

I don't mean to sound offensive, but....
LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
USE CORRECT GRAMAR.

I could hardly read that, and once I deciphered the spelling, it wasn't funny.

omg i was gona say that sead

ok heres one

2 men walk into a bar
the first says my wifes an angel
the second one says my wifes still alive

why do the french eat only one egg
cause one egg is un oeuf (french students will get that)

[Element Lord]

a husband and wife are in a car accident. the husband is fine but the wife must go in for surgery. after a couple hours the docter comes out

Husband: is my wife ok?

Docter: she's completely paralyzed from the neck down.

Husband: oh no!

Docter: you'll have to do everything for her. feed her, bathe her. She's going to need you to take care of her.

Husband: That's ok. I love my wife.

Docter: well don't worry because I was just kidding. she's not paralyzed.

Husband: Oh thank God!

Docter: she's dead.

[-Gold-]

Originally Posted by tweek194

okey this is about jokes ill start

thes 5 guy;s go to the bar and behind the counter was a sine that sead [if any one can make my horse laff free drinks rest of nite]so the guys are like fiune wele give it a try 4 of them go none could do it the5th guy went the horse could'nt stop lafing the bartender pissed give free drink



the next nite the were ther the sine was changed [if any one can make my horse cry free drinks] so 4 went out none could do it the 5th one gose out he starts cryin bar tender even more pissed sead i'll give u yuor drinks but first tell me how u did it



okey to make him laff i told him my penis was bigger than his
to make him cry i wiped it out

it would be a lot easier to understand that if you wrote clearer and used real words mate

[Element Lord]

let's not let one person with bad grammer get us down. I want to hear some more jokes! I told Steelix's to somebody today and they loved it

[Invader_gir]

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer


..tehe

[Element Lord]

why did the baby cross the road?

I stapled it to a chicken.

We're big on dead baby jokes around here