FF7 Story (I Found This Funny)

[Luguna]

This story was written by a certain Codehunter Predator on the gamehelp boards.

Any relation to the Predator here is purely coincidential, or just something i didn't know about.

Title: Champion Of The World

His Exact Post

Posted by: Codehunter Predator
Thu Apr 4 12:39:12 2002 FF7 Paradory, i might as well try one.


Well, i'm in jovial spirits today, so i'll try and make whoever reads this laugh, or giggle, or.... never mind.

Champion Of The World

Secret Avalanche HQ, 6 O'clock in the morning

Every day, Cloud does his routine of getting up at three in the morning, he is a world fighting champion of course.

He gets up at three, and goes back to bed again because it's too early to get up.

At six, he wakes up, and goes back to bed again because he would like to sleep in.

And so, Vincent, his trainer, runs three thousand miles to his villa in Costa De Sol , and wakes Cloud up by repeatedly bashing a wooden mallet into his forehead.

Cloud then gets up, and eats breakfast by putting his food under his chair, and sitting in the closet.

He then takes his daily run of 5 miles, to keep in tip top shape, and keep out of the house while Vincent talks to Aeries.

When Cloud reaches the river, he always swims across it, never taking the bridge. Of course, we don't see the need to take the bridge, since it is over four thousand miles away.

When Cloud returns to home, he showers, packs up, lies on the couch in his PJs, until Vincent carries him off to his bed and watches late night horror.

The next day, Cloud stays in bed till four o'clock in the morning, wakes up, and decides it being bedtime, and goes abck to sleep again.

Aeries Vs. Cloud tonight on WWF SmackDown!!

What do you think, JJ?

I think there is definately wrong with some big, SOLDIER trained, very hard hitting champ of the world bashing up a little flower girl.

Well, i actually find it quite entertaining....

Everything goes balck, and the Safer Sephiroth music blares as Cloud walks out accomponied by brilliant flashes of light.

Aeries follows Cloud, not waiting for him to get into the ring, bashes him over the head with the Princess Guard.

Cloud turns around and kicks Aeries in the face.

"Oh, and a shot to the face by Cloud..."

Cloud throws Aeries into the ring, and jumps up onto the ropes surrounding the ring.

Cloud lands a flying drop kick onto Aeries, who drops like a stone.

"Lookit Cloud go!! he's really laying the smackdown upon Aeries!!"

"Oh yeah, look at him pummel her face into that mat."

"I think we should really quit this job and join the army."

"Well, we MAY die if we stay here. If we got shot by a tank we certinaly will."

"Maybe."

Cloud lands a repeated series of Elbow drops on Aeries

"Oh oh, *cloud rips off his armband and throws it into the crowd* whats this?"

"The most electrfying move in sports entertainment, the Peoples Elbow!!"

Cloud runs from side to side, and finally drops down on Aeries, cutting her and the mat in half

"Wow, he's really been working out."

Vincent leaps into the ring and the both of them attack Aeries

"Andddddd winner by K.O. , Cloud Strike!!"

The Ref holds Cloud arm up, as he stands around lazily.

The next Day

"Do you think they should stop pummelling her yet? i know they've killed just about everyone whos tried to stop them so far"

"Told you we should have joined the army."

End

End Of Original Post

Heh heh...i laughed all the way through.... "He's really been working out" heh heh...

Laguna
(And :headbang: JoeB)

[Judecca]

wahahahahah!!!!!!!! Predator how could you create those kind of stories!!!whahahahah!!!

[3ddy]

Hahaha very funny altough its corny :evil:

[Judecca]

yeah it's not funny....I'm laughing cuz it's corny......

That was a rather strange experience

[Cid Highwind]

You're right sephirothscloud
i dunno what to say.....

Predator has one scary sense of humor

[Cid Highwind]

hehe
Yeah

OH crud maybe predators insane someone call a doctor or maybe a psicyatrist

[Cid Highwind]

He's just insane cauz he played FF7

ff7does rule

this thread is dead

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