Blood Lion's Uncanny Misadventures

[Magoseong]

A rather odd roleplay, this RP parodies some of my older stories, most notably making fun of dimension travel/time travel - a key event which usually occurs in alot of RPs. This RP features alot of characters from some of my RPs, most of which have not been properly finished, with a few which haven't even been published on any forum yet.



SETTING
The story takes place after the devastating Holocaust, due to a massive energy crisis that was slowly destorying the world. The Holocaust was a catastrophic world war that resulted in the deaths of the Mystic Warriors, as well as numerous other renowned heroes. Junko, the only known survivor of the original Mystic Warriors came to a solution to which everyone used electricty as a permanent replacement for the world's Mana. Though disabling magic and other supernatural sources, the world managed to recover from the Holocaust by creating a vast series of advanced technology. The world abbandoned magic in exchange on improving the studies of science and technology.

PLOT
Means of transportation have been drastically altered due to the absense of magic-powered machinery. A group of scientists and engineers are behind the development and construction of "Spirit", a fast high speed train that travels via electrical currents, capable of being nearly as fast as teleportion. Through a few accidental miscalculations, Spirit is apparently capable of travelling faster then 300 000 000 m/s which exceeds the speed of light. A few researchers believe that travelling at this speed can actually create a devastating warphole that'll rip the frabics of space and time, opening up a passage way back in time or possibly teleporting to a faraway paralell universe. Others, including Junko (who had his experience in dimension/time travel) believe that it is absolutely not possible to reach such a speed. Regardless of a few arguments, the construction of Spirit continued with no delay and the idea of making it possible to travel at a speed faster then light itself was considered out of the question.

As the completion of Spirit was nearing, a mysterious mercenary named Cheat makes a sudden appearance and attacks everyone, in a brash attempt to destory Spirit...


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You can be a member of the Blood Lions or simply a random peasant. Members of the Blood Lions are generally more skilled in combat. Peasants will have a harder time interacting with Segma and the other Blood Lions, who all play a big role in the story.


SU-Sheet (Very straightfoward here.)
Name-
Age-
Gender-
Birthplace-
Weapons-
Occupation-
Build-
Hair Color-
Eye Color-
Height-
Weight-
Likes-
Dislikes-
Biography-


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My Characters

Name-Segma
Age-40's - 50's
Gender-Male
Birthplace-Unknown
Weapons-Razor Knuckles
Occupation-Blood Lion Leader
Build-Muscular
Hair Color-Grey
Eye Color-White
Height-6'9"
Weight-180 lbs
Likes-Himself (Fame)
Dislikes-Sweets and Anime
Biography-A maniacal, malicious, egotistic, selfish and foolhardy gang leader of the ruthless Blood Lions and also a brilliant scientist/inventor who once had a desirable dream of world domination. He now acts as a temporary do-gooder, alongside his gang of Blood Lions, in an attempt to hasten the process of rebuilding the world from it's damaged state.. so that he and the Blood Lions can properly conquer it. Segma is "one" of the people who are behind the construction of "Spirit". He and the Blood Lions are funding the research for the whole operation, which explains why he is so excited about the idea of a high speed train. In truth, Segma has other plans for Spirit... In combat, Segma fights unarmed, specializing in heavy hand-to-hand combat. Occasionally, he equips razored claw-like brass knuckles for additional damage.


Name-Harith "Rookie" Rover
Age-15
Gender-Male
Birthplace-Mystic Village
Weapons-Optic Shocker
Occupation-Blood Lion Recruit
Build-Slender
Hair Color-Brown
Eye Color-Unknown
Height-4'5"
Weight-49 lbs
Likes-Video games
Dislikes-Red Reppers
Biography-Nicknamed Rookie, Harith is a recent recruit to the Blood Lions. Unlike majority of the Blood Lions, Harith has a distinct gentle personality, often disliking violence when it comes to solving problems. On the other side, he is very blunt and sarcastic in speech, a bit of a wisecracker in some situations. Despite his size and inferior strength, he is very brave which results in a reckless behavior. Easily the most immature, innocent and enthuastic member of the Blood Lions. In combat, Harith uses special rechargeable visors known as Optic Shockers, which the lens emit concentrated laser blasts. They aren't generally strong, capable of only dealing "stings" upon most objects and organisms. But they do generate heat.


Name-Junko Hamistu
Age-29
Gender-Male
Birthplace-Hamistu Village
Weapons-Cho's Sword
Occupation-Scientist
Build-Average
Hair Color-Brown
Eye Color-Green
Height-n/a
Weight-n/a
Likes-Chess
Dislikes-Rejuvenation
Biography-The only known survivor among the heroes of Symphonia, a fact that he is personally not fond of. In spite of his guilt, Junko has matured and became a more responsible person compared to his former light-hearted, wisecracking self. Junko is the only person who is still capable of using supernatural powers without the aid of special equipment, since he only requires electricity for his magic, which limits down his consumption of other energy sources, particularly Mana. With that said, his powers have been drastically reduced to what it once was, prior to the energy crisis solution.

[Jack]

Good to see someone else coming back to the RPR

Name- Haku Majiki
Age- 23
Gender- Male
Birthplace- Dragohar City
Weapons- Goldukare (His Father's sword)
Occupation- Combat Instructor
Build- Slender, Muscled
Hair Color- Dark Brown
Eye Color- Dark Brown
Height- 6ft 7in
Weight- 165lb
Likes- Fair fights
Dislikes- Arrogance
Biography- Haku is the sole remainder of his family's bloodline, him being the only to survive the Holocaust. He uses his father's sword as so to try and keep him as close as possible sentimentally. Haku is worried about the construction of Spirit; he fears that the miscalculations are true and that the train actually might break the speed of light. Haku always prepares himself for the worst in dire situations, and with Spirit it is no exception.

[~Felly~]

Gonna be starting off with one for now; I'll add more as the story progresses.

Name-Tekirai (last name unknown)
Age-19
Gender-Male
Birthplace-Unknown
Weapons-Soccer Ball
Occupation-Blood Lion Recruit
Build-Athletic
Hair Color-Spiky black with slight sky blue strands
Eye Color-One blue, one purple
Height-5'6"
Weight-165lbs
Likes-Sports, video games, music
Dislikes-Social people, annoying people, fangirls
Biography-Tekirai is a mysterious kid in himself. He has a childish personality and an athletic one as well. He always carries a blue and purple soccer ball around, which matches his eyes. Other than that, everything about Tekirai is unknown.

[Admiral44]

This should be a hillarious one. xD

Name-Chet Mercy
Age-16
Gender-Male
Birthplace-Unknown
Weapons-Brave Sword
Occupation-Mercenary
Build-Athletic
Hair Color-Black
Eye Color-Dark Brown (Almost Black)
Height-6'1''
Weight-150 lbs
Likes-Fighting
Dislikes-Nobility
Biography-Chet Mercy... He looks exactly like Clay Tagomai. Some believe that Chet IS him, the resemblance is perfect. But it's not possible. Clay would be the same age as Junko, not still 16. Plus, Clay and Chet are two completely different people. Clay fought for what he loved, to protect what he loved, Chet fights for money and to kill, thinking that those who fight for "love" are weak. Chet is cocky and a... Well... To be blunt, an ass. Clay was cocky in a childish way. Chet's fighting style relies a lot more on power then speed, but he's still pretty quick. Clay relied on his speed and techniques, which Chet doesn't have much, if any, at all. There a bunch more differences that'll be noticed throughout the story... He's a hired-hand of the Blood Lions. Volke hates him due to his resemblance of Clay.

Name-Volke
Age-Who knows? looks about 23... Maybe?
Gender-Male
Birthplace-What?
Weapons-Baselard, Peshkatz (twin daggers usage)
Occupation-Blood Lion Vet
Build-Muscular
Hair Color-Brown
Eye Color-Blood Red
Height-6'1''
Weight-175 lbs
Likes-Nothing in particular...
Dislikes-Clay Tagomai with a passion
Biography-Volke is an assassin working for the Blood Lions. He's quite a mystery of sorts. You don't really get to know him. Once when he was a renowed man of sorts, he was known as the "Fireman".

[Magoseong]

^ Whee! Your back -- again! XP

Yeah, all three of you are accepted. I'm gunna assume that this is the maximum amount of people I can possibly get, with a chance of maybe one more joining.. But, ah well. Unlike most of my RPs, this one jumps straight to the climax..

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"Oh, boy.. What have we gotten ourselves into here..?"

Episode One - [SPIRIT]

It all occured roughly around afternoon - a powerful mecenary who proclaims himself as Cheat commences an ambush on the group working on Spirit - a high speed train that would serve as the world's primary transportation - alongside several civilains and other innocent bystanders who happened to be at the scene. Junko engages in combat with this fiercesome foe, only to be quickly injured in the progress. Meanwhile - a few members of the Blood Lions, alongside a few hired goons make their way into Spirit, attempting to hi-jack it for their own selfish reasons.. But..


A figure wearing a red, superhero-ish, vigilante-esque power suit, who also has an enormous cannon equipped on his shoulder - along with several other weapons and gadgets at his disposal - wrecks total chaos by rapidly unleashing combinations of bullets and laser beams uncontrollably. Several civilians and peasants alike run in fear, being aided by men who look like scientists. Confronting the terrorizer, was a lone injured scientist with a brown cowlick, wielding a familar sword.

"Ahh - I love it when they scream in terror like this!! YEAH!! Come on, come on!! Just keep running away, ya freakin noobs!! Cuz no one can stop the leet merc-man that is me!! The unstoppable Cheat!! Bwa hahahahah!!!"

As everyone soon escaped from the scene, Cheat ceases firing momentairly. He lowers his shoulder cannon, pointing it down towards the ground. He slowly approaches the injured scientist, aiming his cannon and pointing it at him casually. "Peh! You ain't so tough! Didn't even have enough strength to fight back!! Oh, man.. I betcha I could have killed all your friends, were I given the damn chance.. But noooo~ All those guys had to die in some lame way. Pffft.." He then aims the cannon directly at the the scientist's head, who finally looks up at Cheat - with a rather calm, suspicious looking face.

"Hey.. don't give me that kind of look - show a little fear! Why you ask? Because your about to die, that's why! Any last words from the mighty brainiac, Junko? How about you just let out a nice scream?" Cheat pumps the cannon, causing it to charge energy. "Big mistake switching from that magic crap to freakin all that tech mumbo-jumbo stuff.. Cuz you guys can't do jack all against awesome mercs like moi~!"

Junko smirks, with blood dripping down his face. "That's what you think.." Within a second or two, the sword leaks out electricity and Junko makes a swift strike. "SHOURAIZAN!!"




Meanwhile, inside "Spirit".

There's a large, muscular man wearing green armor, with an emblem of a lion located on the chest. He has gray hair, tied into a messy ponytail. His eyes lack pupils, giving him a rather "intimidating" appearance. This is Segma - leader of the Blood Lions. "Alright! All aboard the Spirit train! Now, let's get the hell of here now!"

Beside Segma, a is short young boy who's wearing red goggle visors (that shoot laser beams!). He's wearing green overalls and a yellow shirt, with no armor - unlike most Blood Lions who wear similar green armor identical (though drastically inferior in durability) to Segma's. This is Rookie, recent recruit to the Blood Lions. "Hold on! Wait a minute, Boss! Shouldn't we give Junko a hand against that frenzied maniac instead? I mean, we're also leaving behind alot of our fellow Blood Lions behind back there. We should go get em! Besides! This isn't a good idea to began with! I mean.. We're being attacked by a psycho equipped with an arsenal of deadly weapons! Hi-jacking Spirit now is a very stupid idea, Segma.. Sir, Boss!! And aren't they still building the railroad? If we go now, we're gunna.. Oh! You know what would happen afterwards! I mean, especially going at this speed, we're all gunna--"

Segma punches Rookie, knocking him over. "Shut up." Segma cracks his neck and gets into a dynamic stance. "First thing's first, we gotta get to the controls up ahead. I think there's a few scientists and mercenaries aboard - we'll need to take care of those guys. Throw them off board - we don't need em with us."

[Admiral44]

There is a young man with who looks oddly familiar, only this man is wearing very light armor (underneath is green leather of sorts) that most mercenaries usually wear, a right shoulder guard, knee-pads, and a left shoulder pad, with grey fingerless gloves, and a gigantic sheathe on his back. He has the Blood Lion symbol on his sheathe (the sheathe was given to him by Segma, because before this man just carried his sword around)... Anywho, this guy is Chet Mercy. A hired mercenary of sorts... He seems to be... Yawning?

"Oy... I agree with Four-Eyes, it'd be pretty stupid to take off when a guy is blowing stuff up. It wouldn't turn out very well when we finally take off..." says Chet, stretching and doesn't look that enthustiastic. He then starts to look around. "Hmm... What happened to that guy who's always trying to kill me?" wonders Chet aloud.

[Jack]

A tall, young man stood in the corner, leaning agaisnt the wall. A large sheath hung from his waist; in it was a large golden sword. He wore black trousers and a black sleeveless top.

Haku watched the three argue, without saying a word. He felt it unnessecary to say much at this point.

[Magoseong]

"Hey! Don't you see? This is the perfect opportunity! It's the only opportunity! With all those dimwits panicking and paying all their attention on that guy in the red, we finally get a chance to activate this thing.. to surpass the very speed of light! To trascend -- extend beyond the limitations of space and time! With Spirit, we could achieve way more then we could here on this stupid, useless battered world that we still call a planet!" Segma makes a fist. "I'm ready to bounce off and go beyond my dreams of world conquest!! I'm gunna go for something even more extreme.. Like taking over the entire freakin universe!!" A sinister, hysterical laugh echoes from Segma's mouth.. "Bwa hahahahaha!!!"

Rookie quickly jumps up. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone here.. Boss! Aren't you being a little too.. Your just being insane here, not just acting stupid! You have to face the facts logically here! The maximum speed that was calculated for Spirit.. Didn't they say that was an accident? That it wasn't accurate? Besides.. How are you so sure what would happen if we were to actually pass the speed of light? What makes you think we'd actually enter some dimensional portal, let alone that we'd actually survive the trip? ... And have you ever thought about how'd we return back home?"

"Oh, don't insult me, Rookie. I got everything figured out! Quit your whining and have a little faith! I gurantee that there's a 9.9 in a 10 probability that this diabological scheme will pull through flawlessly!" Before Rookie could say anything back, Segma pushes him over. "Anyways! Blood Lions, assemble!! Find any and all unwanted passengers onboard and toss em off! That's an order!!"

The Blood Lion grunts all blindly follow Segma's order obediently, scattering around and searching throughout the interior of Spirit, tossing off any passenger they find.


Meanwhile..

An arm is seen soaring into the air, which then falls back down, landing nearby Junko and Cheat..

"... I can still use some magic. My main ability is the manipulation of electricity. And that's all I need to kill a dimwitted moron like you." Junko slowly gets up and staggers back, holding his left injured arm tightly.

"Oh.." Cheat looks at his now severed right arm, calmly and casually. "You just sliced off my arm! Not cool." Being remarkably sarcastic, in spite the fact that his arm was just cut off clean. Miraciously and quickly, Cheat's arm comes flying back to him, attaching itself back on and regenerating at a rapid speed in order to fully stay attached. After his arm fully healed itself, attaching on completely, Cheat swings his right arm around, examining it's status.

Junko stares in awe and confusion, though it kinda looks like he anticipated something like this to happen. "What..?"

Cheat cracks his right arm. "Heh heh! Pretty neat, ain't it? The perfected power of fast regeneration, combined with an electromagnetic feature. Ya see.. severing limbs or body parts ain't gunna help ya, old geezer. Cut my freakin head off! It'll just attach back on. Because of this awesome perk I have, you're gunna have a hell of a time bringing me down.."

"Tch.. You gotta be kidding me.." Junko readies his sword. "Well! I'll just make shish kebab out of you then! Let's exploit that regeneration ability of yours!"

Cheat suddenly checks his watch. "Oh, look at the time! I was supposed to kill you thirty seconds ago.. Damn, I'm on a tight schedule here, so.." In a flash, Cheat appears in front of Junko.

"Huh -- UGH!" A sharp thrust of a knife digs right into Junko's stomach. Shortly after, Cheat takes out a pistol and fires three shots, aimed at Junko's chest - point blank range. Junko collaspes, falling down before letting out a silent gasp..

"Yeah.. That was kinda quick, a bit anticlimatic - sorry, man!" Cheat's talking to Junko, as if he was still conscious - let alone alive. "I kinda wanted a more epic death out of you, but oh geez! I'm really late! Gotta blow up that train!" Cheat runs off, heading towards Spirit. He begans to sing joyfully along the way.. "Blow up, blow up, blow up~!"

Left behind, Junko's body gives a slight twitch.


Meanwhile, back at Spirit.
"Okay! Looks like we got everyone off the train. Now that's taken care of, we can finally get rollin! Can someone get to the controls and start this thing?"

[Jack]

Haku, still leaning agaisnt the wall with his eyes closed finally decided to speak. "I'm not so sure about doing this, but I'll start the train."

[Admiral44]

Chet is now laying on the floor, obviously bored. "Knock yourself out... I dunno if this can get any duller." Chet yawns. He tends to get bored very easily. The only time it looks like he's ever having fun is when he's fighting.

[Magoseong]

Segma gives Haku a glare. "Well, bub! What are you waiting for? Get to it!" Without even giving him a chance, Segma hastedly walks off. "Ah, hell.. Your too freakin slow, I'll do it myself."

Rookie runs after Segma. "Wait, a minute - Boss!" Suddenly, the entire train rumbles and shakes - feeling as if it's being lifted up by an almighty force. "Wu-wuaahh!!"

Outside, Cheat is actually lifting Spirit off the rail, from the end cart. He is making a casual attempt on tossing it to the side. "Hey, this is lighter then I thought!" Cheat yells arrogantly, loud enough for everyone inside to hear clearly. At this point, it's obvious that Cheat's strength is clearly not human and is clearly unmatchable - even the Mystic Warriors would have trouble making a stand against this psycho. Well.. Fighting him is out of the question.

"W-what the hell!?" Segma tries to maintain his balance, whilst making his way to train's controls. "What the heck's going on here!?"

Cheat, using a significant amount of might and power, impressively pulls and rips more then half of Spirit, tossing it aside as if it was mere paper to him. Several Blood Lions were unfortunately in that half and they were thrown across, getting severely injured in the progress - undoubtably. Luckily, Segma and the others were near the controls and managed to stay onboard Spirit - what's left of it at least. Panicked, Segma makes a desperate rush towards the controls - meanwhile, Cheat makes his way towards the remaining half of Spirit, heading towards everyone. Cheat starts yelling at Segma and the others, giving them a sarcastic warning. "Can't let you do that, Scum Bags!"

"Okay, okay! Enough screwing around! It's time to get out of here, NOW!!" Segma yells hysterically as he reaches the controls. He pulls a red lever, which unconveniently gets stuck. "Oh, for the love--!" Segma pounds on the controls frustratedly. "Aagh! Crap, blast, damn it!! Argh!" Segma yells at everyone, throwing some of his anger and frustration at them. "You guys! Do something! Hold him off! This is gunna take a while, so.. Just hold him off!"

Rookie looks around, confused. "W-wha?! Wait a minute! How are we supposed to--" Rookie looks at Cheat, who's running straight for them, getting ready for an aggresive attack. Rookie gives a serious, determined glare at Cheat, examining him closely. Rookie places his middle and index fingers on his goggles, which then glow a vivid red light. "Alright then.." Rookie kneels down. "I'll try to ****yze this guy's data, see if I can come up with any useful. You guys go down there and try to fight him off - Hopefully, I'll be able back you up with my Optic Shocker."

Cheat starts dashing, drawing out twin swords and getting ready for battle. "Alright, time for one of 'em lame impossible Boss fights!" Cheat leaps foward. "I have VICTORY!!"


****yzing..

Name-Cheat
Strength-900,000+ [Surpasses every organism known]
Agility-Approx. 870,000 [Potentially capable of surpassing even Clay's speed.]
Vitality-Approx. 920,000 - [Exceeding Cho's vitality by mere thousands.]
Powers and Abilities-Unknown
Equipment-Red Genie "Power Suit", Wide range of weapons
Resistances-Physical attacks, Magic (Power suit)
Weaknesses-n/a
Personal Info-Target is somewhat schizophrenic and severely suffers from mental illness - they don't seem to affect his combat abilities, however.

[Admiral44]

Chet quickly stands up and draws out a giant blue blade. This is his Brave Sword. "Hmph. About time we had some action... But I dunno... I might feel bad killing a retarded person." Chet smirks. "But, that never stopped me before!" Chet dashes at Cheat, about to crash into him.

[~Felly~]

Tekirai had been following the group silently, choosing not to say a word at all. He bounced his soccer ball on his knee as he examined Cheat closely. Teki carefully stepped forward, trying not to lose the soccer ball before it started to glow. As he started to step forward, the ball began to glow a light blue. Tekirai stopped walking and smirked evilly. He bounced the ball up higher as he jumped up in the air. "Hm," was what he said. The ball got to his foot and he kicked it into the air once more, just a bit higher. "Nyugh!" he yelled as he flipped over, kicking the ball as hard as he could, straight towards Cheat.

[Jack]

Haku quickly pulled a giant, golden sword - Goldukare - out the sheath on his waist. "Time to party then." He said quietly. He began to run at Cheat extremely fast, before jumping up and flipping over his head. He then turned quickly and stabbed Cheat in the back with immense force.

[Magoseong]

Cheat swiftly swirls around Haku, violently pushing him into Chet - the two of them crash into each other. Occuring as if it was a natural reaction, Cheat, unaware of his own action, casually kicks the soccer ball right back at Tekirai. "Hey, you two should be more careful!" As he points at Haku and Chet.

A sharp beam of red light flies straight for Cheat. Expectedly, he dodges it without much trouble.

"Whoa! Hey! Who besides me have laser guns here?!" Cheat taps his shoulder cannon. "Damn you! I'm supposed to be the only one with that sort of firepower! Why I oughta.." Another sharp beam of red light heads for Cheat, this time actually hitting him. Unfortunately, it didn't really do alot, if any damage at all as seen in Cheat's dumbfound expression.

Rookie gives a worried face. "Agh.. Typical! My Optic Shocker's useless once again.. If only there was something flamable.."

Cheat gives out an obnoxious laugh. "Man, you guys suck. Face it - without any supernatural powers, without high tech gizmos, without an enormous amount of luck - you've got no chance with me. You guys can't beat the Merc-man! You can't handle someone as leet as me, baby!"

"SHUT UP!!" Segma is heard screaming from the background.