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[Magoseong]

My two favourite words - or rather overused words happen to be "What" and "Why". I ask why in order to understand a certain issue. I say what because my mind encounters SO many twisted illusions and terrors that burn a hole right through my psyche, leaving a permanent scar which impairs my thinking capabilities to the point where I can barely comprehend anything that's comparable to something which involves some guy's penis swelling, fecal matter, horses and gun powder.. and don't even ask what that's supposed to mean, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

I am a philosophical person who has an undying curiousity that seems to expend itself at a continous rate, seeing how I'm always getting more unanswered questions each day and that each day always seem to exhibit a series of random interesting facts that just gets my head thinking like a mad man. Like many human beings, I have that desire to know and understand everything.. it's a feeling of great satisfaction to know the answer to a mind-boggling question that's been haunting us and the rest of our kind for decades. To know is to classify ourselves as the true, dominant species of this planet. But to know the answer to one question just means more ****ing questions for everything else. It's an endless cycle of psychological torture, one that mankind must endure in order for them to truely realize that we are truly dumbasses of this world.

I am a hardcore atheist and absolutely don't believe in God, which is odd considering my beliefs in ghosts and the afterlife (though that's entirely a different story altogether). I respect religious people but I ****ing hate the religion itself. It seems like religions were simply created just to give people an excuse to commit foolish acts of psychotic nonsense, often exclaiming that their God told them to do a certain task.. like butcher people senselessly and wear their torn off flesh in public while singing "I'm too ***y" in German. I dunno.. It's similar to what actual extremists, fanatics or zealots actually do whenever they claim that their God has apparently spoken to them in prayers. Prayers is another bull**** thing.. Not to be racist towards the religious folks and to sound offensive. But ****, even as an atheist, prayers seem like a huge ass kisser to God. In fact, most of the time, it seems people practically "beg" to God for a miracle, usually being like "PLEASE LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY" or some sh!t like that, just so that they can live as selfish arrogant assholes in the future... which is a bad thing, considering we already have alot of people who act like douchebags. Another thing that boggles my ass, is how people think God is.. well.. generous! He awards the good and punishes the evil, or something like that. Now THAT.. is some hardened bullsh!t right there. The idea of Karma, or how God blesses the pure souls with fortune and damns those who break his sacred rules is just an illogical and vague explanation that falsely forces everyone to believe in the fact how there's a balance in the world. Everyone's the same and no one's better, it's all based on the law of probability that will decide the outcome of our possible given life. If you're born in a poor family who can barely afford beans in can, TOO BAD. If you were born with a deformed head, blame your mother for being a goddamn junkie *****, who's probably dead by the time you turn 2...

Mosquitos, man! I said I was an atheist.. But if there's a God, this is his way of a sick joke. At first, I thought they had some significance to nature, like they were an important part of the ecosystem? But no.. all organisms that feed off of mosquitos also have a vast diet, capable of eating other bugs or organisms that are much more easier to hunt down then mosquitos. This means mosquitos practically serve no purpose in this world, other then to be ****ing menaces. Now first thing's first - I don't hate bugs. I don't hate ALL bugs. I'm a huge lover of beetles and I'm also fond of the mantis, spiders, ants and even those nasty roaches. I hate alot of flying insects, with maybe a few exceptions like the Dragonfly or the harmless, docile butterfly. Particularly, I hate hornets. Honeybees or any bees I'm personally okay with but hornets are like the assholes of the insect kingdom. Getting stinged by either is.. supposedly painful, considering that one kid from my class collaspes and cried after getting stung. But it's at least a life risker for bees, so unless you really f*ck around with those guys, chances are you aren't gunna get stung. BUT HORNETS, Oh man, those demons will sting you a million times. They even ravage Bee nests, making them even hated by Bees. But regardless of this, Hornets only sting you if you come near them. Mosquitos need to come in contact with you or any living organisms, as the females require an adequate amount of blood in order to lay eggs. And guess what.. They lay ALOT of eggs, meaning more bloodsuckers to leave itchy sensations around your goddamn body.. and in the worst case scenario, leave you ill with some severe illness. What the sh!t.. I'm not a guy who's generally with the idea of genocide, but THESE THINGS DON'T EVEN PLAY A HUGE ROLE IN ANY ECOSYSTEM. They kill other living organisms as vectors who transfer illnesses, many animals don't solely depend on these bugs for their food and.. they just suck.. BLOOD.. from an ass. Apparently we keep them around because apparently people believe that these insects MIGHT have some special chemical within them that could be used to cure cancer. In other words, we're just being really lazy.

I also hate all the cliches depicted in Animes. What's the point? Most of the time, I always expect to rely on a perverted sicko for comical relief, an emo who's out for revenge and some underaged cat girl with the bust size of a GODDAMN watermelon! The choice for hair colors is also disturbing and annoying.. especially when there are several characters who were born with pink hair, because that's apparently possible. I never even pet a person who dyed their entire hair pink. And for the most part, the animation just gets so bland after a few episodes, it makes me wonder why the hell am I watching this? Also, did you know that apparently after watching a few Anime shows in Japanese with english subtitles, that makes you Japanese?

The food service in Wendy's is ASS. It's no big deal if you go in and make an order. But if you do a drive-thru, they always screw up the order. Like I order a Double Bacon Cheesburger but instead they give me Single Bacon Cheeseburger. Or sometimes they **** it up real bad when I ask for a Baconator but instead get a big piece of steaming turd in the bag. The drinks in Wendy's also suck.. The drink machines always mess up for some reason. It's been more then once when I order a nice cup of Nestea, only to realize that it tastes like water. Seriously, what the hell?


Oh, ****.. I'm ranting here. That's not the point of this thread. (COUGHLIECOUGHRANTYOURASSOFFHERECOUGHCOUGH)

[Crazy Shane]

Totally...

[Laguna Loire]

No way anyone's gonna read all that dude, but nice thread

[Magoseong]

That's the whole point actually. Most of it is just plain bull. However, I'm gunna point out the fact that there's a hidden message somewhere among those paragraphs.

[Monster Hunter]

Originally Posted by Magoseong

My two favourite words - or rather overused words happen to be "What" and "Why". I ask why in order to understand a certain issue. I say what because my mind encounters SO many twisted illusions and terrors that burn a hole right through my psyche, leaving a permanent scar which impairs my thinking capabilities to the point where I can barely comprehend anything that's comparable to something which involves some guy's penis swelling, fecal matter...MAN IM GAY i JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT

Personnaly I stopped reading it there....

[Antownee]

You know what really grinds my gears, magoseong?

[Magoseong]

How bread is square and how bologna's circle. (Spelling correction: How balloni's circle.)

[Antownee]

No, how they stop serving alcohol at 10 pm.
GAAAY.

[Monster Hunter]

Originally Posted by Magoseong

How bread is square and how bologna's circle. (Spelling correction: How balloni's circle.)

Yes why do they do that!?!?!? RAGE!