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Old 06-06-2002, 04:02 AM
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I thought this website needed some comedy so heres some news for you:


News today-
A man shooting and killing his wife, daughter, two sons, mother, father, dog, neighbor, and the mailman, when he clams he was just cleaning his gun when it just suddenly went off.

Other news-
Man who attempted to walk around the earth drowned today.

Thats all the news for now.


I thought that was funny shish! well Sence this board seems so dead now and theres no one to cause any trouble for now i thought i would try to keep the converstations going!
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Old 06-06-2002, 04:22 AM
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Man who attempted to walk around the earth drowned today. [/B]
That was funny!

*Mama joke*

YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, THAT SHE TAKES BATHS AT SEA WORLD!

Someone at my school made that up.

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Old 06-06-2002, 04:26 AM
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that as pretty good man. the reason you didn't get my other joke was probley you don't watch that much news, but anywase everyone that shoots and kills someone always says "i was just cleaning my gun when it accedentally went off".
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Oh now I get it.
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its called real news HAHA
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Old 06-07-2002, 03:39 AM
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we interupt ur regularly scheduled program for a news bulliten tragic news stikes the keepler elf they have apperntly drowned in a tragic fudge acident makeing a new cookie
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HAHAH now thats funny
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a guy gets pulled over for speeding by a traffic cop and is asked to get his license out, the man replies no
the copper asks why and the man replies
I got a gun in there
cop looks a little stunned and asks
why do u have a gun in the glovebox
I just shot my mother in law
where is she?
in the boot.
The copper says to the man just wait here a sec I'm going to call for backup
officer returns with some backup.
other officers says to the man, now let me get this straight, this officer tells me u got a gun in the glovebox and a body in the boot
man looks a little confused and says no... I bet he told you I was speeding as well.

a man took his beautiful pedigree Golden Retriever into the vet and asked the vet to chop his tail off
the vet replies with a swift no! I will not cut this dogs tail off
the man says it's extremely important that he did
the vet said mate unless u can give me an excellent reason why I should cut this dog's tail off I aint doing it.
man replies my mother in law is coming over and I want to make sure nobody looks happy to see her
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A young man is coming home from a night-club with a lady for the first time. He's never had *** before and knows nothing about "these things". The lady said to him "Just relax, I'm gonna do what is called a 69'er". This sounds okay so he tries it out. A few seconds into it the lady rips off the hugest fart, as she was about to apologise, the young man gets up and says "Stuff this, I can't handle another 68 of those!"
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ahahhahahahahah!HH!H!AHHAHAHHHAHHAH! good ones guys! we need more comedy here more often. O yeah forsaken i sent you a pm of the site with my avatar.
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A guy goes to the doctor with a problem. It seems that every time he farted, it sounded like "H - o - n - d - a- a- a!" The doctor examined him and found nothing wrong so he sent the patient home. The next day, the doctor thought "Honda. That's a Japanese car. Maybe this is a Japanese disease." He put in a long distance call to Tokyo and talked to a Japanese doctor who immefiately asked him if he had checked the patient's teeth. The American doctor hadn't so he thanked the Japanese doctor and ended the call. Then he called his patient and asked him to come in. Sure enough, he found an absessed tooth. He sent the patient to a dentist who cured the tooth and, at the same time, cured the farting problem. The American doctor called the Japanese doctor again and asked him how he was able to diagnose the problem so quickly. "Simple," said the Japanese doctor"absess makes the fart go Honda!"
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*dumb-blonde joke*

Three blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.

That's all I could think of...
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theres 2000 computers lined up side by side how do u tell wich one a blond was on, its the only one with wite out all over the screen
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