Comedy! ( part 2 )

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Your momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Your momma's so small she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Your momma's so fat she eats donuts like tic tacs.

Your momma's so stupid you said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl and spoon.

Your mother is so old that her social security number is 1.

Your momma's so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Your momma is so stupid that she got thrown out of the M&M Factory for throwing out Ws.

Your momma is so stupid that is takes her 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Your mamma's so fat that when she stood on a scale it said " Only one person at a time please."

Your momma is so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Your mamma is so poor that she has to steal from Goodwill.

Your momma's so stupid she failed a urine test!

Your mother is so old, when god said "let there be light" she hit the switch.

Your momma's house is so small she put the key in the door, and broke a window!

Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Your momma is so poor she eats out of the soup kitchens dumpster.

Your mamma's so stank that she used Secret and it told on her.


?: What do you do when you see your T.V. floating at night?

answer: FREEZE NIGGA!

?: Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

answer: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

[cHilli]

Ya well, your momma's so fat she's.....so........well.........am......over-weight...YEAH!

thats a good one, but y would you think insults are funny, is that what makes up america today or what?

[Asheron]

yo mamma is so fat she went to sea world to get babtized (hope i spelled it right) and twistedmeatal there all funny as hell enjoy comedy well should think of some towl head jokes

your mamas so fat she uses the interstate as a slip in slide

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT STABBED ON A GUNFIGHT!!!! YOU ARE SO UGLY, WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOUR MOM THREW YOU OUT THE WINDOW,AND THEY GAVE HER A TICKET FOR LITERING!!!!!

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@ twistedmetal its "in a gun fight" not "on a gunfight"

same thing

[Asheron]

yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

[Grim Reaper]

YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

[Grim Reaper]

WHY IS RICHARD SIMMONS SO WIERD??

[Grim Reaper]

CUZ HE STAYS UP ALL NIGHT SNORTIN SLIMFAST!

[Grim Reaper]

A man moved into a very large mansion. This man loved giving things names. So he called his friend and asked, "Dude, what should I name my house." His friend replied, "Turn on the tv, and the first word you here will be the name of your house." So the man did. The first word he heard was hairy-butt. So the house was called hairy-butt. A few weeks later the man bought a dog, and didn't know what to call it. So he called his friend, and they had the same conversation all over again. So the man turned on his tv, and the first word he heard was hole. So he named his dog hole. The next day he couldn't find his dog. So he called the pound, and said, "I searched all over my hairy-butt, but I couldn't find my hole!

[Grim Reaper]

Three guys, a scotsman, an englishman, and an irishman are in prison. They find a magic lamp and rub it. A genie appears and grants them a wish each. The Scotsman wishes to be at home with his girlfriend. The englishman wishes to be at home with his mother. Once they are away, the irishman says: "I wonder what I should wish for, I wish my friends were here to help me make my choice"...

[Grim Reaper]

It was the end of the school year and the students were giving their teacher gifts. The teacher knew the profession od the kids' parents so she would guess what they got her. The florists daughter gave her a box, she put it over her head and shook it. "Are they flowers?" asked the teacher, the student replied, "how did you know?" Then the candyshop son came with a box, she pur it over her head and said "Is it candy?" The student said "how'd you know!!" Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the teacher saw the box leaking. She put her tounge on it and sucked the juice and said "Is it wine?" Johnny shook his head.Then she licked it again, "Vodka?" Johnny replied "Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!"