|Achievement||How to unlock
- Complete the Scythian's woeful errand without cheating.
- It has been said that something lurks within the White Stag of Scythia, wherever/whenever/whatever that might be.
- Assemble the Trigon Trifecta
- Complete the three trigons in The Dark Moon Rock Show.
- Adjust your computer's date/time settings to access other moon phases & thus feel profound shame.
- Find & somehow slay at least 7 lagomorphs, you jerk.
- Now We Are Cosmic Friends Forever
- Upload the Megatome at the summit of Mingi Taw & complete the Scythian's woeful errand.
- The Ballad of the Space Babies
- Summon a slumbering sylvan sprite & send it skyward.
- Be awesome, get the Bright Moon Trigon from beneath an impossible island in the centre of a placid lake.
- Despite everything, tame the Dark Moon Trigon in a rain-soaked forest during a storm of thunder & lightning.
- Tame the cosmic geometry of The Gold Trigon in a sunlit meadow where angry bird sculptures loom.
- Feel free to take this opportunity to secretly self-identify as a principled, loving individual or a violent psychopath.
- Use the Grizzled Boor's key to open the locked door to you-know-where.
- Experience the strange insight offered by a divinatory mushroom.
- Retrieve the burdensome book of sinister sworcery from the darkness beneath Mingi Taw.