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| Blue Optimization Award | Blue path fully optimized.
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| Career Milestone 1 | Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.
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| Career Milestone 2 | Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.
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| Career Milestone 3 | Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.
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| Career Milestone 4 | Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.
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| Career Milestone 5 | Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.
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| Excellent Instruction Follower | All levels complete. Congratulations.
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| Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust | Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.
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| Green Optimization Award | Green path fully optimized.
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| King of Verbosity | Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.
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| Orange Optimization Award | Orange path fully optimized.
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| Queen of Inefficiency | Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.
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| Red Optimization Award | Red path fully optimized.
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| Social Engineer | Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.
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| Worker's Comp: Crushing It | A worker is a crushed by an appliance.
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| Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure | A worker exploded.
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| Worker's Comp: Shredding It | A worker is shredded by a shredder.
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| Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades | A worker is shredded by a killbot.
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| Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise | A worker fell into an infinite pit.
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