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|  | Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
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|  | Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
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|  | Fight your way through the hatching room.
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|  | Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
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|  | Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
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|  | Build a bomb and blow it up!
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|  | Make a little girl scream!
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|  | Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
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| For cash, booze and boobies!
 | Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
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|  | Fall back to good old stealing to solve a puzzle.
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|  | Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
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|  | Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
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| HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!
 | Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
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|  | Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
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|  | Find a vintage adult movie.
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|  | Sing a proper song for this beauty...
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|  | Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
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| On the wrong side of the jacquerie!
 | Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
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| Radiation Penis Enlargement
 | It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
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| Rotten kitty, undead kitty...
 | little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
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|  | Dive in at least two levels in the game.
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|  | Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
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| Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
 | ...Winter for Poland and France!
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| Still on top of the Food Chain!
 | Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
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| The holy grail of nerdyness!
 | Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
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| The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon
 | Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
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| The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD
 | Find out what the strange voice meant.
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|  | Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
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| Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster
 | Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
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| Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!
 | Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
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