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| "I only play them for the story" | Finish a single playthrough.
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| Achievement S*** | Unlock every achievement.
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| Aim for the Ace | Finish all five scenes of the Nerd's route.
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| Baked Egg | Finish all five main scenes of the Boy's route.
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| Born to run | Get your motorcycle back and drive off into the sunset with your love.
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| Every time you see this screen we have to pay Jordan Mechner $1 in royalties | "No, no, that's not the way it happened." Get a game over from five points of suspicion.
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| Everybody Wants To Bang The President | Finish all four main scenes of the President's route.
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| Feel ashamed of your words and deeds | Finish three playthroughs and learn the true history of the Prince's organization.
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| FINISH HIM | HETEROSEXUALITY! Finish both variants of day 6 on the Ladykiller route.
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| Helpful Best Friend | Finish all five scenes of the Athlete's route.
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| I'll be your Beast of burden | Reach the ending having spent at least two nights each with the Beauty and the Stalker.
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| It's over, isn't it? | Go separate ways from your lover in the end.
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| Moth to the Flame | Finish all five scenes of the Photographer's route.
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| Playing grab-a** to win | Finish all five scenes of the Swimmer's route.
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| Please Destroy My P**** | Finish all fifteen sex scenes.
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| Seven Minutes In Outer Heaven | Finish two playthroughs and learn about the philosophy of Escapism.
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| The Better Man | Win first place in the Game.
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| This could be us but you playing visual novels | Reach the ending having spent five or more nights with the Stalker.
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| This is an evil generation | Take the Prince's place permanently.
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| Topped from the bottom and now I'm here | Reach the ending having spent five or more nights with the Beauty.
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