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| 50 More To Go | Survive for two years without losing.
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| Adulting | Purchase five unique items in one game.
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| All Grown Up | Buy your first item.
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| All That Schoolin' Paid Off! | Start your first job.
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| And I Could Walk 500 Miles | Walk for 500 seconds in one game.
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| Buy Somethin' Will Ya? | Hoard $100,000 in Cash in one game.
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| Cookie Monster | Buy 100 cookie jars in one game.
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| Definitely Not A Hoarder | Purchase twenty unique items in one game.
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| Did You Buy A Present? | (Secret)
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| Did You Go AFK? | (Secret)
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| Frivolous Spender | Purchase twenty-five unique items in one game.
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| Gotta Get 'Em All | Purchase all thirty-five items in one game.
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| Happy Anniversary! | Survive for one year without losing.
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| Hardly A Spender | Hoard $50,000 in Cash in one game.
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| Indecisiveness | Start ten jobs in one game.
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| It's Not An Addiction, I Swear! | Spend $1000 on lottery scratch cards.
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| Know-It-All | Buy all education talents in one game.
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| Mandatory Holiday | (Secret)
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| Maybe The Problem Is You | Get fired from 10 jobs in one game.
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| Midlife Existential Crisis | Get fired from 20 jobs in one game.
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| Modest Pile of Property | Purchase ten unique items in one game.
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| Moneybanks McGee | Make $1,000,000 in Cash in one game.
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| Old Geezer | Survive for five years without losing.
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| Scrooge'd | (Secret)
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| Sleeping On Money | Make $250,000 in Cash in one game.
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| Smarty Pants | Buy basic education.
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| So Retirement Was When? | Survive for three years without losing.
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| Starting Small | Become a streamer.
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| Thank God For Calluses | Spend $5000 on lottery scratch cards.
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| The House Looks... Nice? | Purchase fifteen unique items in one game.
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| Time Lord | Buy 30 Grandfather Clocks in one game.
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| Why Pay Now? | Finance your first item.
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| Worthy Viewer of Viewingne | Watch the credits until the end.
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| YAAAAAYYYYYY! | (Secret)
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| You Have A Problem | Purchase thirty unique items in one game.
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| You're One of THOSE Guys | Try to finance more than six items at once.
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| You're still playing? | Survive for four years without losing.
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