|Achievement||How to unlock
- Anything For An Awardment
- Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
- Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
- Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
- You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
- You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
- Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
- Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
- Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
- I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
- You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
- Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
- Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
- You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
- Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
- You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
- You maniacs! You blew it up!
- You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.